Megalo Box

If you’re a cheapskate, you bet on dogs. But if you’ve got a bit of cash to spare…..you bet on people.

If you love underdogs achieving major recognition and eternal glory, you’ve come to the right place. Megalo Box will fuel your fighting spirit and make you walk out the door to call out Connor McGregor to a fist fight. Well, maybe not that that extreme but you get what I mean. This slugfest of an anime will deliver as promised some brutal beatings that will leave you speechless with possibly a dislocated jaw, nosebleed and a black eye afterwards.

Underground fights are the easiest way to make money when times are tough. Our main protagonist goes by the name of Junk Dog who fights not because he wants to, but because he has to. It was either this or prostitution so I think he chose the right option to bring food to the table. But damn, he really was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bitch bee.

One day our boy wanted to go see the city lights so he took his motorcycle and went broom-broom into the city. However, he was riding into some restricted areas and nearly rode into our supper hottie CEO Yukiko Shirato and screws up his bike for the 50th time. I feel sorry for the uncle who has to fix it all the time. At this stage, I feel like Joe was looking for a way to escape his shitty life but suicide was not an option he was willing to take.

A mad staredown occurs between our boy and his rival Yuri big boy number 1 Megalo boxer. Joe throws major shade at both of them and long story short they got butthurt. And that my friends, was the start of a beautiful rivalry between an underdog and the pinnacle of the sporting society. With a sudden 180 degrees turn of interest, Junk Dog creates a fake I.D calling himself Joe and decides to enter the Megalo box championship to take down Yuri.

What do you have to do before any big fight? You have to train of course. Coach Nanbu to the rescue. This dodgy one eye mofo is the most trustworthy and loyal coach anyone can ask for. Although due to losing 1 eye and being a bit crippled in his leg, he’s not the most popular coach around the young boxers. Nonetheless, this guy would sacrifice his other eye for Joe in a heartbeat. BIG SPOILER.

The exoskeletal gears that boxers wear help to improve their power, durability and stamina. One punch from those things can render anyone useless in a matter of seconds. Imagine getting hit by a truck in the face. Some have Artificial Intelligence embedded into them to help predict the opponents’ next move which is pretty much cheating in a way. Nonetheless, they look cool as hell giving the anime a sense of freshness that has never been seen before.

Started from the bottom and now we’re here. Joe starts out at spot 257 to be exact. The thing that really makes this anime stand out from the rest is that Joe was fighting his opponents without any gear. Why? Because he broke them and couldn’t afford a new one lol. This gives the viewers a thrill of excitement everytime Joe enters the ring. Will he win, or will he lose against all odds are the two inevitable questions that pop into the viewers’ minds making it truly addicting.

Gearless Joe is now born. With the peculiar name and offensive fighting style, he attracts major attention from the media. Coach Nanbu aims to take Joe to the top within only 5 fights which sounds pretty nuts. However, Joe is a total beast in the ring whipping out wins out of nowhere. Joe is super humble about his skills. He trains harder than any of the boxers in the series and it’s super inspiring to see. This anime gives a subliminal message to the viewers that they should put in hard work consistently and over time life will award you.

Inspired by Joe’s amazing determination to win, Yuri decides to remove his integrated gear so that they could have a fair fight. Uppercuts, haymakers, jabs you name it, they did it all. Down to round 13 and they decided to finish the match on a single blow. ONE PUNCH SQUARE TO THE FACE AND BOOOOOM. Everything turned white. You guys can find out for yourself what happened by watching the anime 😉

Megalo Box has an indie feel to it. If you enjoy animes such as Cowboy Bebop, Afro Samurai and Akira then you’ll definitely love this anime. The striking visuals, upbeat music and epic plot are inspiring making it a legendary anime that will forever remain in the hearts of many otakus. If I had to chose then Megalo Box takes the top anime of 2018!

Yukiko Waifu has style and elegance. Still sexy without showing most of her big boobs ❤

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Spirited Away

Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.

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In the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the two prominent film techniques used were visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped viewers understand the three main ideas in Spirited away, which are greed, identity and good vs evil. Spirited Away is about a 10-year-old girl called Chihiro moving towns and stumble across an abandoned theme park village. Her parents were turned into pigs after eating some of the local food. Chihiro finds a mysterious boy Haku who tells her that this is a supernatural resort, and she needs to work to free her parents.

In the film Spirited Away visual symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Good vs Evil.  For most of the film, Haku along with Chihiro is on the good side, whereas Yubaba and Zeniba, are on the bad side. Visual symbolism makes the audience believe that the characters are associated with mystical powers, emotions, and states of mind. For example, Haku and Chihiro both have very fair skin which is symbolising innocence like an angel. Chihiro has small facial features, like a baby which are considered cute in our society. Another example is Yubaba and Zeniba who are both witches have portrayed with very large heads almost the same size as their bodies making them appear tough and evil. Furthermore, she is very wrinkly and has lots of warts on her face. This makes us think, people who appear more ugly are associated with evil. 

I believe that director Hayao Miyazaki wants the audience to realise that we humans classify people into groups by just like we classify Haku and Chihiro as good and Zeniba and Yubaba as evil. This is called Racism also known as a classification of people into groups, when we classify people into groups we create stereotypes. This is when we think Yubaba is ugly because she’s a witch and stereotypes of witches are that they evil. Why are they evil? Because when we were kids our society and culture taught us this ideology. 

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. The owner of the bathhouse, Yubaba is the most greedy person out there because almost every time we see her in the movie she is usually dressed in rich clothing with gold jewellery and other excessive gems. She does this so she can show her power over everyone else. For example, when Yubaba realized that the customer was giving gold she shouted “Ahh, gold! All Gold!”. But as a punishment of being greedy, the gold turned into mud. Everyone in the bathhouse is greedy but it truly shows when No face was creating gold and giving it away. When this happened everyone started to give No face delicious or exotic foods.

An example of Greed was when Chihiro parents went into a restaurant that they weren’t invited to and started eating rapidly. This symbolised both greed and gluttony, therefore, they were turned into pigs. Hayao Miyazaki did this to show the sin of greed. As said in the bible “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions”(Luke 12:15). Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show that everyone can become greedy if they are persuaded by the right things.

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Identity. When Chihiro signed the contract to get a job at the bathhouse, Yubaba stole parts of her name and made it Sen. This is called Contract Bestowal and is the way that Yubaba keeps the worker from escaping the bathhouse. Over time the workers eventually forget their name and lose their identity.  An example is when Yubaba said “So your names Chihiro such a pretty name (Pull characters of her name Chihiro and leaf Sen) and belongs to me now from now on your name is Sen”

But luckily Haku reminds Sen by saying “Here are your old clothes, you’ll need them to get home”. She remembers her real name and can use it escape. She also remembers Haku’s name which is Kohaku. When she was young she fell into a river and a river spirit called the Kohaku saved her. This set Haku and Chihiro free and they were able to leave the spirit world. Hayao Miyazaki could be symbolising that when you take someone’s name, you are also taking away their identity also taking away their soul.

After Yababa stole Sen’s identity (formerly known as Chihiro), Sen had to take care of herself because her parent were now pigs. This made her become more responsible for herself and her job giving her a stable identity in the bathhouse. An example of her having a stable identity is when she was offered gold from No face but refused. Chihiro learned from her father’s mistake of thinking that money can solve every problem.

She wisely chooses to do her duties instead of taking gold from No Face. No Face has never had an identity because has never had any friends or family that could teach him. He is trying to lure the bathhouse workers with gold and with want they want gold. If they accept No face will devour them and take the identity of the eaten person. Since he has the identity of the bathhouse worker he has all the greed, gluttony and viciousness and this doesn’t make him too happy because they were pretty empty on the inside. This would explain why No face wants to have Sen’s identity because she has the best identity in the bathhouse.

Furthermore, she was very respectful and kind to No face. Hayao Miyazaki wanted to symbolise No face as a Hungry ghost. Hungry ghosts are similar to no face because a hungry ghost has a mouth the size of a needle’s eye and a stomach the size of a mountain as written in Buddhist text. No face is like a hungry ghost because he had a never-ending appetite. The director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to explain that our identity is the result of other people’s identity especially close friends or family.

In the film, Spirited Away Dialogue helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. Chihiro’s father said at the start of the film “Don’t worry, you’ve got Daddy here. He’s got credit cards and cash.”. Chihiro’s father thought that wealth can compensate for lack of manners and respect. Chihiro learns from her dad’s mistakes. An example is when No face was offering gold then Chihiro said: “I don’t want any but thanks, I’m sorry but I’m in a very big hurry” and runs off. Chihiro knew that money or gold can’t solve every issue and those who give into greed with be condemned to servitude. I believe that the director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show people the punishment of the greed, gluttony as mentioned in the seven deadly sins is paid in enslavement.

In conclusion, in the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, several film techniques such as visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped me understand the three main ideas in Spirited away is Greed, identity and Good vs Evil. The director Hayao Miyazaki got inspiration from the Christian bible, hungry ghost from the ancient Buddhist text. Furthermore, director Hayao Miyazaki was trying to show the consequences of the 7 deadly sins such as Greed, Gluttony.

Lin Waifu, she can give me a bath any day ❤

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Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World

When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you.

Welcome to Re:Zero, the anime where the main protagonist is realistically pathetic.  If you’ve come here expecting an over-powered badass protagonist then turn yo ass right back to One Punch Man or Dragon Ball Z lol. However, if you’re here to see best girl Rem and Ram then I highly advise you screenshot their pictures for hands-on academic purposes and pleasurable learning experience.

We have our usual otaku Natsuki Subaru. You would think he was the heir to the Subaru automobile company but you would be very disappointed. One night Subaru got the munchies and decided to visit his local Konbini (pretty much a 7-Eleven). On his way back to his apartment, he got hit by a car and boom, into another world he goes.

He gets transported to your typical RPG world in medieval times. He runs into some thieves and tries to fight them. Being the complete noob, he gets stabs and dies. THE END. Can’t be that easy right? He somehow respawns at the same starting place prior to the fight. Being as confused as the viewers at home, Subaru decides to test it out again. And to our surprise, the same thing happened. Using his limited brain cells, he was able to comprehend and concluded his ability to be “Return By Death“. Kinda like a save point on your Pokémon game.

He awkwardly meets a silver-haired half-elf cuttie called Emilia and her spirit companion Puck. Subaru was bewitched by her beauty because she was packing bro. His gaze was stuck on her like a piece of gum under a car tyre. She was searching for her “insignia” badge like thing for her royalty selection. Subaru agrees to help her find it after she saved him the ass whooping in the alley.

After a few trails and error and dying about 30 times, Subaru was able to track down the whereabouts of the insignia but was stuck with the almost impossible mission. Killing a super sexy oppai assassin Elsa whos moves are nearly as good as her curves. However, with the help of his friend Reinhart, Subaru was able to protect Emelia from her imminent death. Oh, and Loli cat girl Felt decides to return the stolen insignia to the rightful owner.

Subaru later finds himself in a super king size bed in the Roswaal mansion. At the end of the bed past his huge morning wood  dick, he sees super babe twin Rem and Ram. Rem is the sea breeze blue hair chick with the D cups while Ram is the candy floss pink hair chick who is a flat is justice candidate. Life can be unfair.

Being the broke as that Subaru is, he convinces Roswaal to hire him as a butler. After spending 3 days at the mansion, learning the ways with the twins, he mysteriously dies. After returning from death, he investigates the possible causes which all in disappointment took about 5 deaths until finally learning that it was a puny dog that bit him and gave him a curse.

It turns out multiple children in the village were also affected! Most of them wandered into the forest at night, supposedly sleepwalking and were in dangered on getting eaten by the Mabeasts. Subaru and best girl Rem decides to enter the forest to save them all. Subaru was able to distract most of the mabeasts while Rem finished them off with her kinky flail weapon. If she doesn’t make you moist then I don’t know what will. Eventually, with the help of Roswaal, they defeated all the mabeast and Rem falls in love with Subaru for saving her. Boob contact was noted. Super jealous.

The royal selection came around and Subaru escorted Emelia to the capital. We can see the royal candidates Emelia, Priscilla, Crusch, Anastasia and Felt. They are all banging in their own ways ❤ Subaru was being a huge dick in front of embarrassing not Emelia but himself. He got into some beef with the royal knights club and got his ass whooped by Julius, the top knight. This kinda gave Subaru and Emelia bad blood and made things hella awkward. Subaru at this point looks a like a madman on steroids with all his emotional bullshit that’s he was spouting.

After recovering who his beef with Julius, Subaru trains with Wilhelm in the art of sword fighting to get stronger. Rem got a telepathy message that Ram was in distress so the two decided to travel back to the mansion. Once they got there, Subaru saw a sea of dead bodies including Ram and Emelia. Just a bit late there buddy lol. After dying a few more times, he discovered that the Witch’s Cult was responsible. Betelgeuse was the fucked up mad villain of this series and he will seriously give you goosebumps.

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During his journey, he runs into a huggggeeeee mabeast called the White Whale. I couldn’t think of a better description because that’s really what it was lol. Rem sacrificed herself so that Subaru could escape. Barusu was able to get to the mansion but and now nobody can remember best girl Rem. Subaru confessed his return to death ability and Emelia dies. Great. Puck got pissed off, transformed into a huge wolf and kills everyone including the Witch’s Cult. After respawning, Subaru nearly gives up and plans to run away with best girl Rem to get married but was rejected.

Subaru decides to ask for help from the fellow royal candidates to defeat the White Whale. Crusch and Anastasia join the battle after a lot of negotiations. Wilhelm poked his sword into the white whale and kills it. YAY! After that Subaru was able to defeat Betelgeuse 10 times with the help of Julius. He was a stubborn one. Making up with Emelia, Subaru confessed his love to her and with no response, it plays it cool like it didn’t hurt lol.

Re:Zero has an amazingly pathetic protagonist but what I loved about this anime because it was realistic. Anyone who was thrown into a situation like that would more or less end up doing the same as Subaru. I really appreciate the storyline but making Subaru less of a useless character would have been better haha.

Rem and Ram Waifu sexy nerd cosplay. Tough decision ❤

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Summer Wars

There’s no lack of painful things in this world, but hunger and loneliness must surely be two of the worst.

What do you do when the HOTTEST GIRL in school asks you out to her family gathering outside of town? Hell yeah, I would say yes. Who wouldn’t? Well, that’s kinda what happened to Kenji Koiso. A Kuonji HIgh School mathematical genius and part-time moderator for the virtual reality world of OZ. This kid was pretty much your typical socially awkward nerd who pretty much needs to get some.

One day, Kenji and his friend Takashi were messing around on their part-time job when booooom, Natsuki comes barging in and asks out of them to be her boyfriend. Natsuki informs them that she requires an escort for her great-grandmothers 90ths birthday for about 1 week. Sure why not. Little did Kenji know, that once they arrived at the Sakae’s estate in Ueda, Natsuki introduced Kenji as her fiancé. And little did he know again, the Jinnochis’ are the living descendants of the Takeda clan who challenged the Tokugawa clan in the 1600’s. Talk about a powerhouse lol.

The huge family enjoyed each other’s companies and have a great time. Kenji was fitting in just dandy and everyone thought he was the man. However because the anime world needs a little drama, the producers decide to stir up some shit. Kenji met Natsuki’s half-uncle Wabisuke Jinoichi, a coding expert who was greeted warmly (lol) for stealing the family fortune and running off to America 10 years ago. He is the creator of Love Machine, the Artificial Intelligence created for the military.

Oz is pretty much like Facebook but MUCH BIGGER. It is a virtual world that allows people to create personal avatars and engage in activities such as sports, shopping, communication you name it. OZ HAS EVERYTHING. Because it’s super easy and convenient to use the application, people become overly dependant on the system. Boasting about their super high security and how impenetrable their mega encryption was, this was sure to get hacked lol.

One night Kenji discovers King Kazma was actually a 13-year-old name Kazuma who was Natsuki’s cousin. King Kazma as you can probably tell is the king of e-sports. King Kazma is a tall bunny wearing jeans with long ears. That’s was probably the best description you’ll ever find on the internet by yours truly. That is why I will provide pictures lol. His agile fighting style and power put him in another league than the rest of the competitors.

One night, Kenji was checking his phone and received a peculiar text message from OZ. Rather than ignoring the message filled with numbers, he decides to stay up all night to crack the code. Not only that he sent the answer back lol. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE THE NEXT DAY. It turns out that the code was actually a password that can be used to override all the systems of Oz. And since Oz is like the lifeline for every service possible in this anime, you can guess how chaotic things got. Hospital, public transport, electricity systems all went haywire. And guess who was responsible……that’s right, Kenji’s face appeared on the news as a wanted man.

It turns out the A.I Love Machine has stolen Kenji’s avatar on Oz to hack the infrastructure that was causing the whole mess. This causes modern world issues such as traffic congestion, waterway failure and even the malfunctions of electronics. The little relatives Shota and Rika Jinnouchi discovered about Kenji’s involvement in the whole incident and got their police cousin Shota to arrest him. BUUUUT because of the huge traffic they had to turn back lol.

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This may possibly, nah fuck that, this was the most moving scene I have ever seen in the history of anime. The 90-year-old grandma Sakae had enough of the situation and decided to lend a helping hand. She got out her contact book filled with phone numbers and started ringing important people. She didn’t say much but the words and encouragement she gave enabled the people to work their hardest and minimise the damage. This scene deserves a grammy I swear to god. It was that good!

But, we can’t have the plot go smoothly, can we. You guessed it, the grandma dies the next morning. The doctor uncle, Mansuke explains that Love Machine deactivated her heart monitor app that notifies the hospital about abnormalities. Low blow Love Machine. Now it’s time for payback. The Jinnouchi family team up to take the AI down. A truly beautiful scene, everyone played a role in helping out. One cousin brought a supercomputer, one relative a huge crane and some ice to act as a coolant, one uncle brought some squid. And more squid. And more……. Yes, he brought 3 boxes of Squids lol. But the cooperation they had with each other truly made me want to be a part of their family for a few seconds.

The hunt for Love Machine begins. We’ve got Kazuma leading the main fight. Things were getting heated up and at first, it seems like King Kazma would win. Shit turns to custard and boom, the AI evolves and learns the attack patterns making it incredibly tricky to defeat. Idiot Shota saw the massive ice blocks around the supercomputer and decided to move it to grannys room to keep her body from decomposing. I mean he had good intentions but seriously wrong timing.

King Kazma froze due to the supercomputer overheating and Love Machine just keeps devouring other avatars Kirby lol. Now Love machine got so pissed off, he took over the Arawashi Asteroid Probe and make its crash trajectory towards a nuclear power plant in Japan. Everyone was left in despair until Natsuki found Granny’s will asking everyone to forgive Wabisuke for his actions.  Ultimately they were able to get him back and it was revealed that Love Machine loves games.

You’ve probably never heard of this but the game Natsuki used to confront Love Machine was Koi-Koi. They wagered the remaining accounts in desperation to sway Love Machine into the game like 50% discount display signs outside McDonald’s. With the help of Oz users worldwide, Natsuki was able to finally defeat Love Machine. KOI-KOI BITCH! Being a sore loser, Love Machine redirects the space probe towards the Sakae’s estate!

This was the most heated scene in the whole entire movie that will have you biting your nails. Kenji had to attempt and break into the space probes GPS through a series of complex mathematical codes. He only had like 3 minutes to solve 10 pages of code failing multiple attempts to do so. You can literally feel the pressure in your own seat as you see Kenji throwing away the pen in an attempt to crack it in his head and his nose bleed. He succeeded and redirects the space probe away from the household saving everyone!

The Jinnouchi was delighted over the victory praising Kenji as a hero.  Being pressured by 20 pairs of eyes, the family suggested that Natsuki and Kenji get married for real to repent for the lie about the engagement. The moment of truth comes and Natsuki and Keni were forced to kiss in front of the whole family. Did he do ittttttt. Nope, he got a nosebleed. On the bright side, he got a peck on the cheek so we’ll take what we can get lol. The support and warmth in this family movie were phenomenal. We can all be pests to one another but at the end of the day, we’re all family. Learn to forgive and forget because life’s too short to hold a grudge.

Natsuki Waifu, cute, sexy and fierce 😉 ❤

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Your Lie In April

Music speaks louder than words.

Lies are generally frowned upon within our modern day society. No matter how big or small a lie is still a lie. Your Lie in April revolves around a hugeeeeee lie that will leave you heartbroken and possibly bedridden for the next month contemplating your very own existence and life choices. Oh yeah, this shit was sad. This anime is the very definition of YOLO combined with the elegant classical masterpieces that will leave you in awe.

This anime revolves around a piano prodigy, Kōsei Arima. People call him the Human Metronome for his incredible accuracy but I call him an absolute beast. He’s won so many competitions that his trophy cabinet is overfilled to the point where it’s about to topple over. Ever since his mother passed away, Kōsei loses his ability to hear the sound of music he’s playing. Its described as sinking into a sea of black abyss that was very dense and heavy. Nothing was wrong with his hearing, but however, the kid was mentally and emotionally scarred.

Losing all hope in his ability, Kōsei forgets about the piano and moves on with his now monochrome life. It has been 4 years since he has touched his piano and that shit was probably a nest for spiders now. One day, Kosei was hanging out with his friends in a local park and suddenly hears something incredibly beautiful. As he turned to face the sakura blossoms floating in the air he was bewitched by the sight of our waifu Kaori Miyazono.

Kaori is fun, free-spirited violinist with a music style that somewhat reflects her quirky upbeat personality. Her rebellious tendencies to not stick to the score captures the heart of the audience but is disliked by many judges and critics. She is keen in helping the prodigy get back on his feet again. She feels sorry for him and wants to see a new side of him, unlike his usual tempo-manic style. However, like all anime, Kaori decides to go out with Kosei’s best friend, Watari. I don’t blame her, he was the captain of the soccer team and pretty much the whole package. This was the FIRST LIE.

What good would a love anime be without a couple of love triangles here and there? We’ve got the childhood friend Tsubaki who has been in love with Kosei since they were young. Kosei’s inspiration for playing so well in his first competition was the death of Tsubaki’s grandmother. He just wanted to cheer her up but instead ends up making her moist.

You’re probably thinking, where is the actual lie in all of this? Well just wait a bit longer and all shall be revealed. Kaori somehow manages to convince Kōsei to perform with her on stage. And suddenly out of nowhere she collapses after an amazing performance. Her SECOND LIE was that she’s anaemic and has been ever since she was little. Her disease was Friedreich’s Ataxia. To put it simply, her nervous system was breaking down causing damage with her muscles, speech and ultimately leading to a heart disease.

Despite that, she soldiers on after being discharged and invites Kōsei to another music event. But hello, she faints again at the event. 10/10 for effort though. Poor Kaori losing hope and giving up on life. Kōsei had to soldier on and played a duet with Nagi Aiza. After hearing the duet, Kaori was balling her eyes out and decides to undergo the risky surgery in hope of being able to play next Kōsei again.

Push comes to shove Kōsei musters up the courage and a pair of balls to enter the Eastern Japan Piano Competition. Looking around for Kaori in the crowd, she was sitting there in the back row smiling. Kosei realizes that this was actually her spirit and that her surgery was unsuccessful. The sorrow from each key was projected to the crowd allowing them to connect the Kōsei’s emotions from the bottom of his heart. Oh, and when you hear him say “Sanoyara“, you better get that box of tissues ready.

Not only can you witness the PSYCHO childhood upbringing of the metronome prodigy but you can also experience the people he inspired throughout his journey. With the beautiful sakura blossom transitions into fall, this anime will seriously leave a good impression and a long-lasting nostalgia. The friendship formed between the 4 was no doubt beautiful. Arima’s dependancy towards Tsubaki and but mainly Kaori was the most tragic love story since Romeo and Juliet. The letter symbolising the acceptance of his feelings, but also trying to help him move on with his life as Kaori thought Kōsei didn’t see her as a true lover but more of a musical partner.

Kaori declaring her love for Watanabe for everyone to know was the “Your Lie in April”. Remember the first lie I talked about? Well, at Kaori’s funeral, her parents handed a handwritten letter to Kōsei. We find out that Kaori was in love with Kōsei the entire time!!!!! She was only using Watari to get closer to Kosei without hurting Tsubaki’s feelings. Not all is bad, 2nd waifu is still alive and she confessed to Kōsei and promised to stay by his side for the rest of his life.

Rest in piece Kaori Waifu 😦 ❤

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Mob Psycho 100

The truth behind one’s charm is kindness. Become a good person. That is all.

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Let me take you on an adrenaline-packed ride, powered by 4 cans of Red Bull as I splurge my emotions into this post. I know what you’re thinking. Another high school anime with superpowers how lame! Well MOB PSYCHO 100 get’s 100 points from me. Dry comedy has always been my favourite and if you loved One Punch Man, this will satisfy your munchies more than any pot brownie can.

We’ve got our buddy Mob. His real name is Shigeo Kageyama but who the hell wants to call him that. From his fragile physical appearance and pale complexion, you’ll be convinced that he’s either a malnourished Ethiopian boy or a starving vampire. But don’t let that fool you, my friend, Mob has a secret that he’s been hiding. Mob has an enormous dick psychic potential that can mop the floor with anyone he faces.

He is your typical middle school student at Salt Middle School.  His main interests are the Body Improvement club and his side job as an exorcist. What a mix lol. If I had to summarize the character in 2 words, it would be a nervous wreck. He’s socially awkward to the point that I feel awkward just watching him haha. However, under all that social awkwardness lies a hidden apathetic monster that’s ready to unleash chaos to the world. But that’s only when his emotions reach 100% so don’t worry.

His master, Arataka Reigen is the best psychic in the whole entire world! (Self-proclaimed). Owner of Spirits and Such Consultation Office, you can see Reigen take advantage of clients and scam them for money on the get-go. What’s more hilarious is that Reigen himself doesn’t even have any psychic powers, just cheap tricks and bandwagoning off Mob’s powers to get the job done. Nonetheless, people actually believe him and Mob looks up to him as an idol.

With all the cheapskate talk about him out of the way, Reigen is actually a decent human being. He has a lot of principles making him a walking bag of contradictions. However, the good thing about that is he believes that hurting others is wrong. Mob is often reminded so with a display of moral lessons and shady side business from his master.

A rollercoaster full of vivid colours will get projectile vomited into your face as mob unleashes his psychic powers. From the first episode as Mob is called in as a backup to get rid of an evil spirit in an infamous tunnel. Just throw some salt on them you say. Well, that’s what Reigen did but instead, it was table salt so it didn’t do shit lol. After witnessing a display of powerful talk and no bite, Mob takes down the spirit without any shred of mercy.

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The comedy in the anime is pure class lads. The Telepathy club at Mobs high school was at a risk of being disbanded by the principal due to a lack of numbers. They were going to be replaced by the Body Improvement Club. The obvious choice would be for Mob to join the Telepathy club and help out right? The sudden unexpected decisions make this anime legendary and no fucks were given when mob chose the Body Improvement Club as he reflected back on his life. 

And of course, it wouldn’t be a supernatural, action anime without some fights, right? Salt Middle school got into some beef with Black Vinegar Middle School. Mob somehow gets kidnapped by the Black Vinegar delinquents and all hell breaks loose as his senpai goes to rescue him. Now steps out another psychic, Teru who brings down the senpais in a flash.

Noticing Mob’s powers, Teru challenges him to a duel of psychic abilities. Mob being a soft bitch refuses to fight back as it goes against his morals. Chairs and ki blasts were being thrown at Mob with increasing ferocity. Mob blocks them all with ease. Teru got closer to him and pinned him to a wall. Mob emotional percentage was rising towards 100%. He sticks to his moral and refuses to fight and passes out due to anaphylaxis. This awakens the ???% form that has never been seen before and blasts Teru butt naked into the sky. Bye bye, bald naked boy.

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Oh, I almost forgot to mention the most useless important character in the whole anime Dimple! He is an upper-class spirit with red cheeks who excels at possessing humans. He was able to start a cult LOL but was dissolved by Mob. Dimple then becomes harmless and actually joins Mob in his adventures waiting for the opportunity to possess the psychic genius. He only got as far as possessing Ritsu and awakened his psychic powers following his brothers’ footsteps. 

Mob attracted the attention on of evil organisation Claw. These guys were the real deal psychic/esper threat. I’ll give you snippets of the fight against Megumu Koyama who was probably the only person who gave Mob the hardest time. His special ability was Telekinesis Hex which involves him condensing his psychic powers to his fight allowing him to break through psychic barriers. Nonetheless, Mob pulls through with his awakening but looses due to a cheap trick of knockout gas. THIS SCENE MADE ME SO ANGRY ARGRGRGRGRGRG. Koyama has it coming anyway.

The BEST fight in the anime was when Reigen fights with the Claw members. Mob somehow was able to transfer his powers to Reigen. Being the master that Mob looks up to, he finally shows his true potential and protects his student from danger. I cannot express how happy I was in this scene, it was pure bliss to finally see Reigen talk the talk for once with his weird attacks. Anxiously waiting for season 2 because the whole Claw organisation has not been crushed yet!

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Tsubomi Waifu in her virgin killer sweater ❤

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How Not To Summon A Demon Lord

What’s this suddenly erect, hard peak among the softness?!?!

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How Not To Summon A Demon Lord is an anime that sits somewhere in between Ecchi and PUSHING THE FUCKING BOUNDARIES OF HENTAI. On one side you’ve got Voluptuous Oppai and on the other side, you’ve got the Flat Is Justice type of girls. Nothing in between. Nonetheless, this is an anime with SEVERAL fan service moments that will entertain your lonely single soul and keep you awake throughout the night.

You’ve got your not so average otaku gamer, Takuma Sakamoto. The very elite in the popular MMORPG, Cross Reverie. He goes by the name of Demon Lord Diablo, king of the underworld. Now he was OP as hell, kinda like Ains in Overlord where he would destroy anyone who dares to cross his path. He’s got all the items, spells and strategies nailed down to perfection.

One evening, during Takuma’s gaming session marathon, he gets mysteriously transported into the game! Now Takuma has transformed into Diablo from the game! We come across two characters who summoned him into the game, Rem and Shera. They were planning to make Tamura their servant but the spell they cast backfired and reflected onto them. Now the two girls have metal collars on their necks and become the slaves of the great demon lord Diablo.

Takuma is one funny character. Combining his social anxiety and past non-existent interactions with women makes it funny as hell to watch. To be able to see and occasionally touch large boobs ignites the rocket in his pants lol. He takes advantage of the situation and acts like his character Diablo to intimidate people. Although everyone ends up loving him despite his inappropriate comments at the best of times lol.

He travels with Rem and Shera so that they can find a way to remove the slave collars. They run into a lot of trouble in Cross Reverie but Diablo tries his best to lend a helping hand with his friends and nations personal issues. Despite having the vast knowledge of the game, not everything is an exact replica so Diablo spends the majority of the time figuring life out one step at a time.

A few episodes in and we find out the Demon Lord Krebskulm’s soul resides in Rem. I’m not sure how a big demon lord is able to fit inside such a tiny little girl. Diablo being the pushover nice guy decides to help Rem find a way to extract the demon lord from her. You’ll see in a minute what I meant by pushing the boundaries of hentai………

The first display of power was when Diablo was fighting with Galluk and the drunken mages. This guy was a real A-Hole from the beginning. He summoned his level 40 salamander which admittedly looks aggressive, breathing fire and shit. To Diablo’s surprise, this was actually weak AF for someone who’s a level 150 Demon Lord. Diablo not holding back, fires his explosion magic at the Salamander turning it into a BBQ Lizard.

Shera is actually the princess of the Elven kingdom. Her dickhead brother, Keera demands that they return the princess otherwise the kingdom of Greenwood will wage war on Faltra. Keera only wants to marry Sheera to gain power over the kingdom. That and he’s got a thing for his sister. I don’t blame him  What a sicko…….  Not taking any shit, Diablo retaliates, stands his ground and lets Shera go? Wait wtf? Hold up. Keera was actually playing dirty and used a mind control flute on Sheera. Nonetheless, 3 days later Diablo barges into the Prince’s camp and annihilates everyone. Diablo ends up fighting a hydra which is probably the best fight in the entire anime.

The adventure is very entertaining even though they don’t travel very far. The most mundane things that you do in a game instantly becomes a source of comedy when Diablo tries to execute it in real life. Everything from making potions, breaking curses and making friends instantly becomes super perverted with the help of Shera and Rem. Till this day, Diablo still doesn’t know how he made potions. All he does is stare at a pair of Oppais and they magically appear in his hands lol.

They met a fallen angel commander Edelgard, who claims to know the way to separate Krebskulm from Rems body. At this point, every other anime watcher will give up watching due to the explicit fan service. But not me. I SOLDERED ON SO THAT I COULD LIVE TO TELL THE STORY TO YOU GUYS.  Long story short, Diablo had to pour his magical energy into Rem to force out Krebslumb. Because pouring his energy through her stomach wasn’t cutting it, he was forced to get closer. That’s right people, he had to stick a finger into her loli sausage pocket! You can imagine the rest lol.

The demon came out and it wasn’t really what I or anyone was expecting…… She was another Justice is Flat member, Klem. Because the resurrection wasn’t performed correctly, Klem is actually a nice demon lord who loves biscuits lol. But don’t let that fool you, her inner demon was awakened again due to the death of Rem from the backstabbing bitch Alicia. You’ll find out who she is and you’ll hate her as well.

Now the big battle against Diablo and Krebskulm was happening. He was pretty much getting his ass whooped. But luckily Rem wasn’t dead as Shera went to revive her with potions. Klem calmed down and transformed back to her normal self. You got off the hook this time Diablo lol. The fight was pretty intense but if it went on any longer, Diablo would have died for sure lol.

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If you’ve managed to watch all the episodes and enjoyed it then congratulations! You’re a true harem/ecchi fan that’s crazy for fan service! I think we should go get this checked out lol. At the end of the anime, they hint to the second season. Not sure how i feel about th  BRING ON THE OPPAIS!!!!!!

Sorami Waifu from the Light Novel Volume 11 😉 ❤

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Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

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Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.  He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf? As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

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UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.  The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ❤

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ❤

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Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?

In the end, guilt is just the question of whether you’re capable of forgiving yourself or not. If you’ve really changed, then prove it with your actions.

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Adventure, magic, sexy girls this anime has it all. Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? The simple answer is no lol. However, if you’re in a cave filled with crazy monsters attacking you, you’re probably not going to have time hitting up hot chicks. BAKA don’t underestimate my abilities.

Bell Cranel, the protagonist of the anime. Good looking, strong and a lady’s magnet, he’s got it all set for him. In the town of Orario, the gods have come down from the heavens to start their own little competition. You’ve got your big shot gods like Apolo, Loki, Hermes blah blah. Then you’ve got Hestia, goddess of the fireplace…….at least she’s got a big rack. Plus 10 points there.

So we’ve got this tower in the middle here is called the dungeon. You can find all sorts of shit in there like minotaurs, goblins and occasionally dragons if you’re unlucky lol. For some reason, these monsters drop items or crystal shards and can be exchanged for money or made into powerful weapons.

Adventurers are required to join a Familia. These are groups of people who serve under a deity who look after them. Our boy Bell got into the famous Hestia Familia. These gods are able to grant power and skills through blessings to the adventurers that they like. Hestia Familia, population 1 person. The poor kid is really just trying to make ends meet and feed himself and his goddess.

One day, Bell goes into the dungeon on a solo mission. He was like, oh yeah I can handle a level 4 solo mission, why the heck not. Once he got there he was faced with a Minotaur that had escaped from level 40 or some shit. Needless to say, he was scared shitless and ran for his life.

Luckily our princess Ais Wallenstein, a high-level adventurer and powerful swordsman comes to the rescue. He instantly gets a crush for her. She carries him out of the dungeon and both went their separate ways. It’s funny how clueless he is about all the other girls who develop crushes for him, especially Hestia who’s thirsty as hell.

Bell being clueless as usual, gained the ability Realis Phrase that allows him to level up rapidly. The speed relies on his feelings during each fight. We can see the kid go from holding a knife to doing firebolt blasts in like 7 episodes lol. Because of this ability, Hestia keeps it a secret from the other gods so that they don’t steal him away from her.

Hestia wasn’t all bad. Although very clingy and overprotective, she loves Bell very much and would do anything for him. Keeping this a secret, she goes off to Hephaistos the God of Smiths and begs her to make a weapon, Tanto for Bell. About one episode later, he got to use the knife against a big ass silverback gorilla that got lose. Because being a super expensive weapon, this raises his stats dramatically. Saving the day like an absolute bowse, he making Hestia and Ais fall in love with him even more ❤

He later goes on to read a magic book and learns the spell Firebolt. Because he’s a noob, he tries it out too many times and passes out. Our super hottie Ais finds him and puts his head on her lap. Upon waking up he realises that his biggest crush was so close to his face, gets very embarrassed and literally rolls away. Ais has a thing for him as well but is confused as to why he’s always running away from her lol

The most notable fighting scene was either the minotaur or the last fight with Goliath. This time Bell really pushed himself to the limits. You’ll be immersed with the music, determination and the crystal clear scenes. SO much that you’ll be cheering for Bell in no time. I know someone who did. >.> 🙂 hehe

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? has a light novel called Sword Oratoria. This time it’s from Ais perspective! It’s really amazing to see how she got so strong and some of the backstories behind the events that were happening in the first season. There’s also a movie Arrow of the Orion and the second season coming out next year so DO NOT MISS THAT BECAUSE IT WILL BE LIT FAM!!!

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Sexy Ais Waifu is packing underneath ❤

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Zatch Bell

Since you’re a horse and I think you’re a freak, your name will be Horse Freak

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What’s more fun than watching little demonic kids with supernatural powers battle each other? NOTHING. Welcome to the world of Zatch Bell, the worldwide battle to become Mamodo King. What is a Mamodo you may ask? Think of it as a child from the demon realm. Every thousand years, a new Mamodo king is selected. Around a hundred or so chosen mamodo candidates are selected to take part in the “Battle to decide the Mamodo King Tournament” what a long ass name. And as you guessed, whoever wins will become the Mamodo King!

Our main protagonist is Zatch Bell. This kid right here, he’s the son of the current Mamodo King. No biggie lol. He was sent to the human world alongside his brother Zeno to compete for the throne. This anime is sort of a rip off from Pokemon. The Mamodo’s all have their own spell book. However, they require a human partner to bring out their full potentials.

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So what is the first thing that Zatch does? He goes looking for a partner! But does that happen right away? No! Because that will be too straightforward! Zatch runs into his brother Zeno who wipes him of his memories. That’s better! So now with his memory gone, he has no clue what he’s doing and becomes lost in some forest in England.

Luckily this mysterious man (who shall be revealed later mwhahaha) found this kid lying in a forest and decides to send him to his son back in Tokyo. Buying a plane ticket for the boy would be too mainstream so he gave him an eagle to ride his way there LMAO.

Not long after, Zatch crashes through Kiyo’s window with a big yellowfin tuna attached to his back. This little midget introduces himself and somehow they get along fine lol. I love how Kiyo becomes immersed in the letter from his father while Zatch downs a giant Yellowfin Tuna like a bowse.

Soon, the dynamic duo got into some serious trouble as other candidates started tracking them down. Kiyo being the smart boy with an IQ of 180 that he is, was able to discover the potential of Zatch’s spell book. He drew the power from the book and was able to cast the first spell “Zaker” that lets Zatch shoot a bolt of lightning from his mouth.

I had enough patience to actually finish reading the manga but never finished watching the anime. I’m not even sure the anime ever finished either lol. Plus I heard that the anime deviated from the manga so fuck that shit. I can tell you now that Zatch Bell Manga is better than the Naruto storyline. There is no side story bullshit or filers and it gets straight to the point which I find very amusing.

 

Zatch is pretty much a kid who gets bored a lot of the time. To counter this, Kiyo builds the Volcan 300! This is possibly one of the best toys I’ve ever seen. The craftsmanship of Kiyo is beyond level 9000. The amusement that Zatch gets from this toy is over a million LMAO.

The most notable characters are Brago and Sherry. These two are off the bat OP AF. I mean they are able to defeat their opponents with ease and elegance. Then there’s Ponygon or was going to be named Horse Freak, who is a Mamodo who was having a hard time finding a partner. He was so useless at the start at the start but then easily became one of the most useful characters in the anime/manga. Konchome is another character with a set of useless skills but just wait until you read the manga. He obtains this spell which flips the table on all the Mamodo’s even beating Zatch with his strongest spells.

Their adventure brings them across Japan and even overseas to England! They face many foes along the way getting stronger while learning new spells. Zatch has the ability to turn foes into friends which is one of the qualities I love about him. He also never gives up on his friends and its so heartwarming to see.

One thing leads to another, Zatch was finally able to battle his brother Zeno. This was the most anticipated fight of the century. Zeno was not the smartest character but it was actually his partner Dufort who has the amazing ability called ANSWER TALKER.  The original Renegan, this power manifests as circular rings in the eyes. This allows the user to just know the solution to any question or situation that they come across. I have no idea how the anime ended so I won’t spout nonsense. The ability, however, was super helpful for Kiyo, who rapidly learns 3 new spells after being resurrected from the dead in the manga,

The final battle in the manga was against you guessed it, Zatch and Bragoooooo. This time it’s an all-out brawl, spells were being thrown here and there and finally, Zatch pulls out his ultimate trump card the Shin Beruwan Baou Zakeruga. HOLY SHIT if you thought the Bao Zakega was badass, check this beast out. When Brago saw this coming he was like fuck this shit lol.

Zatch ended up winning the Mamodo battle. Because of his kind personality, he decided to resurrect everyone who was killed during the competition in the human world.  He decides to go back to school in the Mamodo world like a Bowse lol.

This is a relatively old anime/manga but I would highly suggest giving it a chance. My shitty review does not do it justice and it deserves so much more credit and popularity than it has gotten.  If you ask me, fuck the anime and read the manga ❤

Li-en Waifu, get her mad and she’ll punch you with her cute Kung-Fu<3

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Hunter X Hunter Anime&Manga!

If you want to get to know someone, find out what makes them angry.

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Welcome to the world of Hunter X Hunter!. Where little kids run around chasing their dreams and runaway parent lmao. A hunter is essentially a professional Indiana Jones who specialises in treasure hunting, locating rare animals, surveying new terrains and lastly assassinate bad people.

Currently, up to chapter 680, a LOT of shit has happened, but I shall try my best to SPOIL as much as I can hahaha. We have my boy Gon Freecs. Even though his father ditched him ever since he was little, he sets out on a journey to find him. He sets off from his hometown Whale Island, to take the Hunter examination that occurs annually.

The Hunter exam is a test like no other. A test that measures ones physical and mental endurance to the limits. A test with a success rate of 1 in 10,000. A test that most of us wouldn’t be able to pass LMAO. A test that has pre-tests before the actual tests to weed out the noobs. How many tests do you bloody need lol

 

Along the way, Gon meets up with fellow hunter examinees. He first met Leorio, Kurapika and finally Killua. These guys get along instantly as they have similar personalities. Each of them is very skilled in fighting and can hold their own. As the story unfolds, they all develop amazing powers of their own. Except for Leorio, he ditched for about 600 chapter before making a return because he was studying for his medical exam LMAO.

Some of the tests were a marathon run, walking through a jungle full of traps, making sushi……where nobody passed lol. Killing other applicants was optional so you’ll see a bit of bloodshed here and there but it’s pretty mild compared to Elfen Leid lol.

The most intriguing character is Hisoka. Till this very day, I still cannot comprehend how weird? fucked up he his. He takes a liking to Gon seeing him as a fresh piece of meat. However, he is always carefully protecting Gon until the day he gets strong and fun enough to kill. I know right, he’s pretty messed up.

Let’s skip forward a little bit, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio passed the test. Killua, however, withdrew from the test because he brother Ilumi interfered and blackmailed him. I honestly hate Ilumi so much. Forcing Killua to go home to his family. Oh did I mention that Killua comes from a family of assassins? Oops…. lol

Gon, Kurapika and Leorio head off to Kukuroo Mountain to get Killua back. They had to pass a few tests before they were able to see Killua. The most ridiculous test was the 256-ton door at the start. But coolest scene you’ll see is the coin throwing test. They seriously made it look so cool. Try not to break any windows while doing the tricks lol.

After passing all the tests, they were able to take Killua and leave. Gon and Killua wanted to hone their fighting skills so they head off to Heaven’s Arena. Kuripika had a goal of retrieving his clan’s eyeballs so he sets off to work as a bodyguard to gather more information. That sounds like a good goal lol. Leorio leaves to finish off medical school and disappears for like 500+ chapters before returning and doing something meaningful lol.

The Heavens Arena is a building consisting of 251 floors. Fighters from around the globe compete with each other and fight for money. The higher you advance, the money you earn. When you pass Floor 200, money is no longer involved and it’s about glory and fame.  The boys met a nerdy looking guy called Wing. The kung-fu master teaches them about Nen. This is where shit gets paranormal. Nen is like chakra in Naruto, Ki in Dragon Ball and Haki in One Piece. Its a type of energy that can be harnessed and transformed into superpowers. And guess who’s at the top of the tower. It’s out favourite pedo Hisoka, yayyyyyy. Hisoka and Gon battle it out and you could probably guess the result lol.

After finishing the tournament, the boys set off and continues their search for Gon’s father. They found a clue which leads them to Yorknew City. They believe that Greed Island, a game that Gin’s dad made would help lead to his whereabouts. Greed island is like Jumani, which sucks you in. The only way to make it out is to complete the game by collecting all the items in the game. The four of them run into trouble with the Phantom Troupe who are responsible for killing Kurapika’s clan members.

The boys did everything they could so that they could get their hands on the game. Eventually, they were able to join an expedition team led by a billionaire Battera.  You had to use nen to get into the game and that’s what they did. They set off and were able to collect around 30 items before hitting a dead end. They met a new mentor named Biscuit. Although don’t let her 12-year-old appearance fool you, she’s actually a 57-year-old woman. She was able to train the boys and further improve their nen. They team up to take down a player called Bomber who likes to blow people up.

The most memorable scene was in that arc was the dodgeball game. The boys team up with Hisoka to take down the game master, Razor. The 3 surprisingly had a very good strategy and their teamwork was on point. Pretty sure Hisoka came up with this 3 man spooning position. Effective but still creepy AF though…… After winning, they found out that Gin was not on the island. Sad times.

Gon and Killua were able to return back safely. Gon used a teleportation card his got from the game and transported to the player call Nig. He arrived behind a mysterious person, turning out to be his past friend Kite who used his Dad’s name to play the game. The Hunter Association gathered a group of people to investigate a washed up insect leg on the beach.

They proceed to Neo Green Life Island to look for the Chimera Ants. They were reported to have been killing off thousands of people so that they could lay their eggs in them. One thing led to another and Kite gets killed by a Chimaera Ant lmao. That escalated quickly. More things led to another, Killuas family steps in for a while, Nefetero dies fighting the big Boss Meruem, Gon used a special power-up and lost all of his Nen. By far this is the best Arc in the whole series. I just can’t get enough of the fights, they are truly breathtaking. 

Killua in desperation gets his sister Alluka to heal him. She has like this other spirit entity possessing her and only comes out when she asks for people for favours. Killua had to risk his life to steal his sister out of Kukuroo Mountain. Being chased by his brother Illumi who was trying to kill him throughout the journey.  Finally, Gon got revived thanks to Alluka freaky powers. Thank goodness for that little creepy ghost girl, Alluka. Leorio was able to find Gin and gave him a good punch for ditching Gon all these years. Now that Gon is all healed up he heads over to see his father and had a little long overdue reunion with him. I loved how everyone in the anime was giving Gin shit for being a bad dad hahaha.

 

After this, it really gets into the democratic side of shit which I find really boring. They were trying to figure out who would become the next Hunter President and took about 50 episodes to finally decide who it would be. An exploration of the Dark Continent led by Netero’s son Beyond Netero happens after the election. This is where Kurapika and Leorio come back into the story again but tbh Leorio hasn’t been seen for about 100+ chapters now after boarding the ship…….. He’s getting really good at ghosting haha. The Succession war is going on and there is a whole lot of boring talk that doesn’t really go anywhere so you can pretty much skip this Arc lol

Just wait until they get to the Dark Continent. The hype around the 5 Great Calamities sounds so good and I can’t wait until we see it in action! And apparently, the monsters in the Dark Continents are extremely huge in size which is crazyyyyy!

This is Palm Waifu. Good luck to whoever ends up with this hot psycho mess 😉

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Pokemon Origins!

Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Pokemon!

Hello, hello, helllooooo everyone. If you came here to read about Ash Ketchum, then fuck off  please let me enlighten you on someone better. Pokemon Origins is a story about Red. Red is the original character from the Japanese manga.

Ash Ketchum is the character that was created for the younger viewers. I’ll admit that he’s the better protagonist for the TV shows but his pokemon training skills are overrated. In fact, it’s shit tbh. OH YES, I AM DEFINITELY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. I LOVE POKEMON BUT ASH is just……no words to describe *coma.

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Now we have Red. He is actually what you call a Pokemon MASTER. He has actually caught them all, unlike bitch ass Ash who only caught around 30 pokemon in the Kanto region. Red has only been defeated once and that was by his rival Blue. Red took down the whole Team Rocket Corporation single-handedly. Ash is still battling Jessie and James every day. Although watching Ash can be entertaining, I feel Red does a better job of Catching them all LOL.

Now Red starts off at Pallet Town and chooses Charmander as his starting pokemon. His rival Blue chooses a Squirtle. They both set off vowing to each other that they will complete the Pokedex first. The journey begins and Red encounters a wild Pidgey. Unlike Ash, he actually captures successfully the first time. Red was able to capture all 150 pokemon in the Kanto region. Here is a list of his favourite rotation 🙂

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His first and most significant gym battle was with Brock, who taught him the true meaning of Pokemon Battles. The level of synchronization and trust that Red builts with his pokemon is legendary. We can see the growth and evolution of Charmander all the way to Charizard pretty early on in the journey. This really puts an emphasis on the trust that his Charizard has for him and this will be critical for the final battle against Mewtwo.

Out of frustration, Red barges into the Silph Company where Team Rocket had taken over. Ash seeks Giovani for his evil doings. He was able to free all of the scientists and pokemon that were kept as hostages in the building. He was able to catch Giovanni before he made his escape. They had a mini battle but once Ash’s first pokemon was knocked out, Giovani made an escape like a little biatchhhhh. The good thing about this raid was that Ash received a Lapras as a thank you present so it all works out lol.

Red obtains badge number 7 heads to Viridian City to obtain his final badge. To his surprise, Giovani is the last gym leader! Shit just got real here. Giovani first sent out his Rhyhorn which wipes the floor with 4 of Red’s pokemon. Out of the blue, Red sends manages to get a double knockout with his Hitmonlee. Have you guys ever played the first gen game? That shit is pretty impressive! Finally sending out Charizard to the final fight against another Rhydon. Giovani had a wave of nostalgia as he sees Red’s passion and determination as he beats his pokemon. Earing the respect of Giovani, He awards Red with the final badge and decides to disband Team Rocket as a whole.

And now Red arrives at the Indigo Plateau and takes down the Elite Four in a breeze. He just makes everyone look like shit. I mean, I spent at least half a day to beat them haha. Turns out blue has already beaten the Elite Four before and was waiting for Red. No surprises there…….. So they battle and it all comes down to their very first starter Pokemons. Charizard vs Blastoise. Punches were being thrown, it was a slugfest none the least. Flamethrower here and hydro pump there and boom. Charizard wins lmao.

After winning, Red continues his quest to capture them all.  He returns to Pallet town after managing to catch 149 pokemon. He comes home and Blue bed-ridden after getting his ass whooped by a not so mysterious pokemon called Mewtwo. Prof. Oak gave Red the evolution stones with a few shitty advice like “You can not ride your bike indoors” and he set off once again.

Red rushes to the legendary cave to capture Mewtwo. He sends out his Gengar and Articuno but that shit was useless against Mewtwo lol. Finally Red sends out his trusty partner Charizard or Lizadon to fight Mewtwo. But they were both no math and was knocked into the water lol.

Legend has it, if a bond between a Charizard and its human partner is strong enough, a great force of power will build up. The evolution stone started glowing reacting to their bond resulting in MEGA EVOLUTIONNNNNN. And thus Mega Charizard X was born. With increased speed, strength and good looks, Mega Charizard, Mega Punched Mewtwo into a wall. Red throws an ultra ball and captures Mewtwo successfully. Not sure why he didn’t use the master ball like the manga to avoid this whole fight lol

Pokemon Origins was concluded in only 4 episodes. The whole Kanto journey was pretty rushed. Red manages to get all 8 badges in the blink of an eye and supposedly beat the whole game in 35 hours lol. I like Red because he’s a cool an intelligent guy. Unlike Ash who always asking “What pokemon is that?” every time he encounters something new. There was very little room for character development. We didn’t see his struggles but a lot of emphases was put into his achievements which I personally think is fine. I believe that Ash is the better protagonist but Red is the better trainer. However, I still love both of the animes I will keep watching them regardless of other peoples opinions.

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Meanwhile back Pallet Town, Red saw Mew flying across his window. Realising that there was still Mew left to be captured he becomes fully determined to complete his Pokedex once and for all 😉

Cynthia Waifu, calm, beautiful and has the skills to match her looks ❤

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Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Episode 73!

 I never go back on my word. Thats my ninja way!

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After the 4th great shinobi war, everything has been quite peaceful. Naruto and Sasuke each settled down and started a family of their own. Naruto and Hinata got married, has a son name Boruto and a daughter Himawari. Sasuke married Sakura and had a daughter called Sarada. Really heartwarming when you see the characters you grew up with have kids ❤

The biggest difference I will point out though is that 13 episodes into Naruto and they were fighting for life and death with Zabuza in the hidden mist village. 13 episodes into Boruto and they were still trying to find a cat LMAO. It’s understandable due to the differences in each era. I mean you can’t make kids go fight a war in an era of peace can you lol. Regardless, the love for the series still remains as we see Boruto develops as a ninja.

Now its time for Boruto to shine! Boruto is in every way like his dad expect luckily he got Hinata’s brain and is actually quite smart. Nonetheless, he still gets into quite a lot of trouble lol. His relationship with Naruto isn’t that great either because ever since becoming the Hokage, he’s been extremely busy.

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Due to fate, Boruto was placed into the same team as Sarada and Mitsuki. Mitsuki is well…..Orochimaru’s son……….gender neutrality is the only answer I’ve got for Orochimaru lol. These guys were placed into Team 7 identical to their parents. The legendary team 7 is led by Kohohamaru who is now all grown up and is the total package I must say.

Boruto’s fighting style is very similar to the Hyuga clans fighting style. This includes a lot of palm strikes that are similar to Hinata’s gentle fist style. Although he does mix it up from time to time and I find his taijutsu a little inconsistent at times. Like a confused child who wants to oppose his Dad’s fighting style.  He has no desire to become Hokage but idolises Sasuke while its the opposite for Sarada who wants to become a Hokage.

Boruto has been showings signs of developing the Jougan visual powers. The only thing we’ve seen so far is that its ability to warp large Nue and detect abnormal energy. Mixed it with wind, lighting style and even the Rasengan, Boruto creates a variety of battle techniques that he utilizes on the battlefield to kick some ass! There is no doubt that Boruto is a GENIUS and only time will tell how strong he will become. And because of the lines on his face, he should be able to control the nine-tails chakra when the time comes.

Back to this episode, Mitsuki was last seen attacking a Chunin who was on watch. Mysterious leaving the village with only the message “Boruto, this is my will”. What’s that, you want to become like your dad Orochimaru who destroys the hidden leaf village is it? HELL NO MITSUKI. YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. In my opinion, Mitsuki is the strongest out of the trio at this point in time. He is able to utilise sage mode but has been reluctant to do so because he didn’t want to blow his cover.

 

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We later then discover that Boruto and Sarada have snuck out of the hidden leaf to visit Orochimaru himself.  What did they find there? Just Orochimaru doing his shady work as usual LOL. They handed him Mitsuki’s pet snake and he was unable to extract anything from it. OROCHIMARU YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. However, he was able to give Boruto and Sarada clues to someone who is able to help. The White Snake Sage.

Boruto has an upbeat theme to it when compared to Naruto. The visuals are more focused on bright, cheerful and colourful animations. It is really targeting the newer generation of anime viewers. The battle intensity from Naruto battles has yet to be seen from the crossover which is really disappointing but as a viewer, I still have hope that it will get just as or even more intense than what we’ve seen. THIS ANIME SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT!

Here is everyone’s long time favourite guilty pleasure, Hinata Waifu ❤

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My Hero Academia Episode 61: Deku VS Kacchan, Part 2!

Go Beyond! PLUS ULTRA!

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MY HERO ACADEMIA! If you’ve never heard of this then……well…… I’m so sorry for your loss lol. The story revolves around young Midoriya Izuku. His nickname is Deku and like the meaning in Japanese, he was pretty useless lol. He was born, Quirkless. A quirk is like a superpower that everyone has and about 90% of the world has a Quirk of some sort. Please keep up lol. And like every anime of this generation, he’s got a bitch ass rival Bakugo Katsuki.

We’re on season 3 atm so the long story short is that these two were childhood friends. Bakugo got his explosive quirk first and started bullying Deku because he never got his. There was always this awkward tension between the two where Deku desperately tries to reach out to him but was always denied by Bakugo’s short temper. Pretty much like Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship lol

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All Might was the biggest symbol of hope. His Quirk is All For One which is superhuman strength. Don’t get me started on the names of the special attacks lol. Detroit smash, Texas Smash,  Oklahoma Smash are just one of the few you’ll be hearing lol. Pretty sure they represent the locations where the moves were created as All Might use to study in America.

All Might a role model who saved the day with a big cheesy smile. And no matter what situation he was put into, he would always prevail on top of evil. He was a role model to both Deku and Bakugo and a few other characters in the series. They both wanted to be pro-heroes just like All Might and one day even surpass him. Deku was waiting for ages in hope and desperation for his Quirk to develop. It was pretty sad that Deku never developed his Quirk. The flashback actually broke my heart man </3.

Due to fate, Deku was able to meet the hero of his dreams All Might. Kacchan got attacked by some goo monster and Deku rushed in to save him. They couldn’t do shit so All Might had to save them. After seeing Deku’s courage and braveness, he decided to take him as a student of his own. Deku had to undergo a trial before All Might will accept to train him. He had to clean an entire beach full of junk until it was spotless. And boy was that beach filthy. Luckily my boy came out on top and gained a six pack in the process. He was ripped af now lol.

All Might decided that it was time for him to pass down his power All For One to Deku. How did he do that? You guessed it! He made him eat a piece of his hair! Shoto wait a minute, wtf did you say? All For One slowly accumulated in Deku’s body but because he’s a noob, he couldn’t control it. He’ll be breaking his arm after every powerful punch. Then as he became smarter, he started using his fingers. Which still broke after each use LMAO.

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What happened in Season 3 that lead to this fight was that Bakugo got kidnapped by Villians League while they were at their summer training camp. Everyone had to go rescue him and All Might ended up pushing himself to the limit and used up All For One. Ever since they got back, Bakugo was blaming himself for the All Might’s Quirk being used up. He confronted Deku, acknowledging the similarities between his and All Might’s quirk. So observant young Bakugo lol.

He was able to conclude that All Might, passed down his power to Deku. Knowing this, he was PISSED that his useless friend who was always behind him was acknowledged by the greatest hero of all time All Might. Bakugo wanted to prove ones and for all that, he was still the best.  Bakugo always hated Deku for showing sympathy for him and always looking down on him. BAKA! He’s just being a good friend you idiot! Talking was futile so Deku just accepted the fight and in the end, lost got interrupted by All Might. That’s the nice way of saying he got his ass whooped lol

I feel like this fight had a lot of meaning behind it. For the first time, they were able to openly express how they feel about one another. Now that they got everything out of the way they can become proper rivals now as All Might stated. We can see during their house arrest, they were discussing to each other about Deku’s Shoot style. This was kawaii to see a bit of bromance between the two. I’m sure their relationship will only get stronger at this point because they have been through a fuck ton together.

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This week enjoy Yaoyorozu Momo Waifu ❤

 

 

 

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