Rent a Girlfriend

She was the first girlfriend I ever had, and she dumped me after just one month?

Welcome you sad lonely souls to the world of Rent-A-Girlfriend! For all you lonely virgin out there, who have never come in contact, yet alone talk to a beautiful woman, I hope this anime will help guide you your much needed salvation. These girls are the creme of the crop, the apex of beautiful women that will make every head turn no matter where they go. If your ready to take your first step to redeem your pathetic virgin life, let’s get into it! Team Single Pringles, let’s gooooo!

The story starts off with a 1st year college student Kazuya Kiyoshita. He tells us that his love life is going great. His first hottie girlfriend is Mami-chan and about 30 seconds later, we can see that she’s breaking up with him, and he’s back to being a lonely virgin again lol. Kazuya falls into a great depression as the love of his life broke up with him. After throwing a few too many tissues into the bin and scrolling through adult sites as an undercover minor on private mode, Kazuya decides to download the rent-a-girlfriend, Diamond app to get his life back on track.

Kazuya arrives at the designated spot to wait for his rental girlfriend. Still feeling down in the dumps, he wasn’t expecting too much from this date. Our rental girlfriend, Waifu of the year Chizuru walks in and then bam, Kazuya’s whole world was literally turned upside down! She was a perfect 10/10, Class A hottie of every man’s dream. However, no matter how hard Chizuru tried to make him happy during the date, Kazuya was so depressed that he viewed all her actions as insincere. Because of this after he got home, he left her a 1 star rating on the Diamond app lol

The real fun begins on their second date where Chizuru reveals her true colours and calls him out for being a depressed lil B***H lol. They couldn’t finished their little aquarium date because Kazuya received a phone call from his parents saying that his grandma has been hospitalised…..again. Somehow one thing lead to another and Chizuru got dragged along to the hospital as well. AND THAT KIDS IS HOW THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY WAS BORN. Kazuya being under pressure decides to introduce Chizuru to his family as his girlfriend!!! Now what’s worse is that his family fully denied that their hopeless son and grandson was able to land this total hottie lol.

Oh, you say they can break up afterwards? What’s the big deal right? WELL, this is the anime world we’re talking about and of course we have to make it complicated right? It turns out Chizuru’s grandma is an inpatient at the very same hospital and that both of the grandmas were close friends with each other! Kazuya and Chizuru were trying to hide from their grandmothers, but Kazuya was having a hard time trying to hide his you know what……. lol. Who could blame the 18 year old boy at the peak of his youth, filled with testosterone ready to engage in baby making. Not today because, Chizuru quickly shuts him down a a swift kick to the nuts lol

It is agreed by both parties that Kazuya is to rent Chizuru for 1 hour every Wednesday to keep this girlfriend boyfriend charade going. But however, it wasn’t easy because they actually had to convince their friends as well lol. One day, Kazuya was on a date with Chizuru and boom, they ran into their friends who happened to be going to a nearby pub. They walked in, opened the door and helloooooo ex girlfriend lololol. Ex-girlfriend Mami was sitting there staring in confusion at how her dumbass ex-boyfriend managed to land this total hottie lol.

And we all know how manipulative Mami is and that she wants nothing but the worse for our Kazuya. She does everything in her power to sabotage Kayuza’s and Chizuru’s relationship because she just couldn’t stand the fact how her ex-boyfrind has already moved on from her. Just let our virgin boy have a bit of happiness please lol. From a viewers perspective, nobody likes Mami due to her cold hearted nature. But from my point of view, she be pretty hot like that 😉 lol

To make things more interesting, let’s throw Ruka Sarashina into the mix who is also in love with Kazuya!!!! She was also a rental girlfriend, who is a 10/10 on the hotness scale. If you put her next to the sun, the sun would pretty much burn up lol. Ruka has quite a stubborn personality and is definitely the clingy type who messages her now boyfriend Kazuya over 300 millions times per day lol. I find this quite cute as she actually loves Kazuya with all her heart and is willing to do anything for him. Yes, she even lets him continue with the rental girlfriend business lol. What a dream girl I say.

Oh, you thought there couldn’t be any more girls? Boom, you’ve got Sumi Sakurasawa who is a redhead loli who’s a 10/10 herself. With beauty to match with the other girls in the series and her dandere personality, she’s a force to be reckoned with for the shipping department lol. With the over abundance of choices, I wonder how Kazuya even sleeps at night lol. She doesn’t really have much to say on dates but I think she’s just starting to come out of her shell and it’s a good development to see. She has to potential to become waifu #3 of the Kazuya harem lol

There you have it, with the overabundance of fan service, original story line and great character development, you would be silly not to watch this amazing anime. Waiting for season 2 is killing me because what happens in the manga is no doubt one of the most exciting things I’ve ever read in my entire 26 year old life. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll love it just as much as I do. Time to buy a body pillow now I guess lol.

Don’t forget to watch our national waifu’s in season 2!

Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

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Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World

When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you.

Welcome to Re:Zero, the anime where the main protagonist is realistically pathetic.  If you’ve come here expecting an over-powered badass protagonist then turn yo ass right back to One Punch Man or Dragon Ball Z lol. However, if you’re here to see best girl Rem and Ram then I highly advise you screenshot their pictures for hands-on academic purposes and pleasurable learning experience.

We have our usual otaku Natsuki Subaru. You would think he was the heir to the Subaru automobile company but you would be very disappointed. One night Subaru got the munchies and decided to visit his local Konbini (pretty much a 7-Eleven). On his way back to his apartment, he got hit by a car and boom, into another world he goes.

He gets transported to your typical RPG world in medieval times. He runs into some thieves and tries to fight them. Being the complete noob, he gets stabs and dies. THE END. Can’t be that easy right? He somehow respawns at the same starting place prior to the fight. Being as confused as the viewers at home, Subaru decides to test it out again. And to our surprise, the same thing happened. Using his limited brain cells, he was able to comprehend and concluded his ability to be “Return By Death“. Kinda like a save point on your Pokémon game.

He awkwardly meets a silver-haired half-elf cuttie called Emilia and her spirit companion Puck. Subaru was bewitched by her beauty because she was packing bro. His gaze was stuck on her like a piece of gum under a car tyre. She was searching for her “insignia” badge like thing for her royalty selection. Subaru agrees to help her find it after she saved him the ass whooping in the alley.

After a few trails and error and dying about 30 times, Subaru was able to track down the whereabouts of the insignia but was stuck with the almost impossible mission. Killing a super sexy oppai assassin Elsa whos moves are nearly as good as her curves. However, with the help of his friend Reinhart, Subaru was able to protect Emelia from her imminent death. Oh, and Loli cat girl Felt decides to return the stolen insignia to the rightful owner.

Subaru later finds himself in a super king size bed in the Roswaal mansion. At the end of the bed past his huge morning wood  dick, he sees super babe twin Rem and Ram. Rem is the sea breeze blue hair chick with the D cups while Ram is the candy floss pink hair chick who is a flat is justice candidate. Life can be unfair.

Being the broke as that Subaru is, he convinces Roswaal to hire him as a butler. After spending 3 days at the mansion, learning the ways with the twins, he mysteriously dies. After returning from death, he investigates the possible causes which all in disappointment took about 5 deaths until finally learning that it was a puny dog that bit him and gave him a curse.

It turns out multiple children in the village were also affected! Most of them wandered into the forest at night, supposedly sleepwalking and were in dangered on getting eaten by the Mabeasts. Subaru and best girl Rem decides to enter the forest to save them all. Subaru was able to distract most of the mabeasts while Rem finished them off with her kinky flail weapon. If she doesn’t make you moist then I don’t know what will. Eventually, with the help of Roswaal, they defeated all the mabeast and Rem falls in love with Subaru for saving her. Boob contact was noted. Super jealous.

The royal selection came around and Subaru escorted Emelia to the capital. We can see the royal candidates Emelia, Priscilla, Crusch, Anastasia and Felt. They are all banging in their own ways ❤ Subaru was being a huge dick in front of embarrassing not Emelia but himself. He got into some beef with the royal knights club and got his ass whooped by Julius, the top knight. This kinda gave Subaru and Emelia bad blood and made things hella awkward. Subaru at this point looks a like a madman on steroids with all his emotional bullshit that’s he was spouting.

After recovering who his beef with Julius, Subaru trains with Wilhelm in the art of sword fighting to get stronger. Rem got a telepathy message that Ram was in distress so the two decided to travel back to the mansion. Once they got there, Subaru saw a sea of dead bodies including Ram and Emelia. Just a bit late there buddy lol. After dying a few more times, he discovered that the Witch’s Cult was responsible. Betelgeuse was the fucked up mad villain of this series and he will seriously give you goosebumps.

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During his journey, he runs into a huggggeeeee mabeast called the White Whale. I couldn’t think of a better description because that’s really what it was lol. Rem sacrificed herself so that Subaru could escape. Barusu was able to get to the mansion but and now nobody can remember best girl Rem. Subaru confessed his return to death ability and Emelia dies. Great. Puck got pissed off, transformed into a huge wolf and kills everyone including the Witch’s Cult. After respawning, Subaru nearly gives up and plans to run away with best girl Rem to get married but was rejected.

Subaru decides to ask for help from the fellow royal candidates to defeat the White Whale. Crusch and Anastasia join the battle after a lot of negotiations. Wilhelm poked his sword into the white whale and kills it. YAY! After that Subaru was able to defeat Betelgeuse 10 times with the help of Julius. He was a stubborn one. Making up with Emelia, Subaru confessed his love to her and with no response, it plays it cool like it didn’t hurt lol.

Re:Zero has an amazingly pathetic protagonist but what I loved about this anime because it was realistic. Anyone who was thrown into a situation like that would more or less end up doing the same as Subaru. I really appreciate the storyline but making Subaru less of a useless character would have been better haha.

Rem and Ram Waifu sexy nerd cosplay. Tough decision ❤

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