My Dress-Up Darling: Episode 11 Love Hotel Will Gojo Finally Become a Man?

My dress-up Darling is one of, if not, THE BEST rom-coms of 2022. You’ve got your shut-in doll maker Gojo-Kun, whose sole purpose in life is to follow in his grandpa’s footsteps and become a master doll maker. Then you’ve got your typical pretty girl Kitagawa Marin who is absolutely into anime cosplay and the biggest tease of all time. Put them together and you’ll get fireworks 😉

Gojo-Kun is a high school student and an aspiring doll maker who is currently perfecting his crafts. However, he has hit a roadblock in his development and doesn’t know how to get over it. One day, he goes into the sewing club’s room after school to use the sewing machine and to his surprise, he finds Kitagawa there. And you guessed it, one thing led to another and bam. Sex scene. Jokes lol.

Kitagawa Marin is the type of girl who absolutely loves anime. She loves to dress up as her favourite characters. The catch is, shes absolutely rubbish at making costumes. But it’s ok, she’s a banger so we’ll let it slide. But to be honest, these two are a match made in heaven. You’ve got a shut-in who’s only goal in life is to sit at home and make pretty voodoo dolls while the girl is a crack head who’s pretty much up to anything lol.

Fast forward, they go shopping, watch anime together, get takeaways, and eventually fall in love with each other. Gojo was head over heels for Kitagawa from the start but it was interesting to see Kitagawa slowly start to develope feelings for him over the 12 episodes. They eventually got into taking photos and one thing led to another and they mistakenly booked a love hotel for their photoshoot.

Jojo pose, jojo pose, jojo pose? They got into quite a riskque position didn’t they? Well, that’s what you get when you put a girl who can’t control his wood into a room with a sexy succubi cosplayer. They nearly kissed but were rudely interrupted by the receptionist. It’s ok team nothing really happed and we’re left with another cliff hanger thanks to the receptionist cock blocking us.

Season one ended with fireworks and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I was a little thrown off by the tongue scene that Kitagawa pulled but adds to the comedy of the series. But it’s ok, the romance will sure to continue as the second season will be full of sexual tension and potentially more love triangles 😉

Shinju Waifu ❤

Rent a Girlfriend

She was the first girlfriend I ever had, and she dumped me after just one month?

Welcome you sad lonely souls to the world of Rent-A-Girlfriend! For all you lonely virgin out there, who have never come in contact, yet alone talk to a beautiful woman, I hope this anime will help guide you your much needed salvation. These girls are the creme of the crop, the apex of beautiful women that will make every head turn no matter where they go. If your ready to take your first step to redeem your pathetic virgin life, let’s get into it! Team Single Pringles, let’s gooooo!

The story starts off with a 1st year college student Kazuya Kiyoshita. He tells us that his love life is going great. His first hottie girlfriend is Mami-chan and about 30 seconds later, we can see that she’s breaking up with him, and he’s back to being a lonely virgin again lol. Kazuya falls into a great depression as the love of his life broke up with him. After throwing a few too many tissues into the bin and scrolling through adult sites as an undercover minor on private mode, Kazuya decides to download the rent-a-girlfriend, Diamond app to get his life back on track.

Kazuya arrives at the designated spot to wait for his rental girlfriend. Still feeling down in the dumps, he wasn’t expecting too much from this date. Our rental girlfriend, Waifu of the year Chizuru walks in and then bam, Kazuya’s whole world was literally turned upside down! She was a perfect 10/10, Class A hottie of every man’s dream. However, no matter how hard Chizuru tried to make him happy during the date, Kazuya was so depressed that he viewed all her actions as insincere. Because of this after he got home, he left her a 1 star rating on the Diamond app lol

The real fun begins on their second date where Chizuru reveals her true colours and calls him out for being a depressed lil B***H lol. They couldn’t finished their little aquarium date because Kazuya received a phone call from his parents saying that his grandma has been hospitalised…..again. Somehow one thing lead to another and Chizuru got dragged along to the hospital as well. AND THAT KIDS IS HOW THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY WAS BORN. Kazuya being under pressure decides to introduce Chizuru to his family as his girlfriend!!! Now what’s worse is that his family fully denied that their hopeless son and grandson was able to land this total hottie lol.

Oh, you say they can break up afterwards? What’s the big deal right? WELL, this is the anime world we’re talking about and of course we have to make it complicated right? It turns out Chizuru’s grandma is an inpatient at the very same hospital and that both of the grandmas were close friends with each other! Kazuya and Chizuru were trying to hide from their grandmothers, but Kazuya was having a hard time trying to hide his you know what……. lol. Who could blame the 18 year old boy at the peak of his youth, filled with testosterone ready to engage in baby making. Not today because, Chizuru quickly shuts him down a a swift kick to the nuts lol

It is agreed by both parties that Kazuya is to rent Chizuru for 1 hour every Wednesday to keep this girlfriend boyfriend charade going. But however, it wasn’t easy because they actually had to convince their friends as well lol. One day, Kazuya was on a date with Chizuru and boom, they ran into their friends who happened to be going to a nearby pub. They walked in, opened the door and helloooooo ex girlfriend lololol. Ex-girlfriend Mami was sitting there staring in confusion at how her dumbass ex-boyfriend managed to land this total hottie lol.

And we all know how manipulative Mami is and that she wants nothing but the worse for our Kazuya. She does everything in her power to sabotage Kayuza’s and Chizuru’s relationship because she just couldn’t stand the fact how her ex-boyfrind has already moved on from her. Just let our virgin boy have a bit of happiness please lol. From a viewers perspective, nobody likes Mami due to her cold hearted nature. But from my point of view, she be pretty hot like that 😉 lol

To make things more interesting, let’s throw Ruka Sarashina into the mix who is also in love with Kazuya!!!! She was also a rental girlfriend, who is a 10/10 on the hotness scale. If you put her next to the sun, the sun would pretty much burn up lol. Ruka has quite a stubborn personality and is definitely the clingy type who messages her now boyfriend Kazuya over 300 millions times per day lol. I find this quite cute as she actually loves Kazuya with all her heart and is willing to do anything for him. Yes, she even lets him continue with the rental girlfriend business lol. What a dream girl I say.

Oh, you thought there couldn’t be any more girls? Boom, you’ve got Sumi Sakurasawa who is a redhead loli who’s a 10/10 herself. With beauty to match with the other girls in the series and her dandere personality, she’s a force to be reckoned with for the shipping department lol. With the over abundance of choices, I wonder how Kazuya even sleeps at night lol. She doesn’t really have much to say on dates but I think she’s just starting to come out of her shell and it’s a good development to see. She has to potential to become waifu #3 of the Kazuya harem lol

There you have it, with the overabundance of fan service, original story line and great character development, you would be silly not to watch this amazing anime. Waiting for season 2 is killing me because what happens in the manga is no doubt one of the most exciting things I’ve ever read in my entire 26 year old life. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll love it just as much as I do. Time to buy a body pillow now I guess lol.

Don’t forget to watch our national waifu’s in season 2!

Tokyo Ghoul Re:2 Episode 7 Kaneki And Touka Finally Got Married

“Why should I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?”

If you’ve never heard of Tokyo Ghoul then you’ve probably been living under a rock. A rock that has isolated you from the glorious sunshine consisting of 3 seasons worth of soul nourishment. Tokyo Ghoul revolves around Ghouls who are living repressed lives in Tokyo. Ghouls are really no different from human beings apart from the fact that they cannot eat human food and that they have Kakunaes which are deadly AF.

Despite not being able to eat anything apart from human flesh, they do settle for a nice cup of coffee every now and then. You can see in Season 1 our homeboy Kaneki Ken works at Anteiku which is the best coffee shop around the block. Kaneki Ken was just your typical shy high school boy who happens to land a date with Rize, the hottest bitch on the block. Their little coffee date was good until their walk home. Rize revealed that she was a ghoul and was ready to devour Keneki.

Luckily for our boy, a bunch of steel beams fell on her saving our boy in the process. He woke up in the hospital where the doctor had transplanted organs and shit from Rize in order to save his life. Malpractice to the highest level but in the anime world nobody gives a F. Now Kaneki is pretty much put through hell. Constantly fighting for his life against CGG, Aogiri Tree and a bunch of other Ghouls would are desperate to eat him *cough cough Tsukiyama. Although not all is bad, he meets a girl called Touka and a bunch of friendly ghouls at Anteiku who helps him adjust to his new life.

I’ll take this time to explain what the hell it is that sprouts out of the ghoul’s body. Ghouls have this sac like thing in their body called a Kakuhou that stores specific Rc Cells. These cells are released at will to form Kagune which we can see as those freaky weapons that they use to kill each other with. The shape size and form depends entirely upon the constitution of the RC cells and the users’ creativity. Our boy Kaneki just grows tails like the nine tail fox lmao.

Fast forward to Season 4 Which is Tokyo Ghoul Re:2. A bunch of shit has happened. The coffee shop owner dies, Kaneki loses his memory then gains it back, Arima is dead and Eto is surprisingly pretty hot. Don’t get me started on all the additional characters that nobody can really remember when they appeared or what they did a couple of seasons ago.

The fight between master and student was pretty emotional. Kaneki was able to release his Kakunja after being pushed to the limits by Arima. After having 2 of his weapons broken, Kishou Arima decides it was pointless to continue and commits Seppuku on his own throat and boom. He ded. His god damn pride was so high that it was actually commendable. But we learn that he was already dying anyway due to a very huge secret!

The season where Arima dies and Kaneki and Touka finally have sex, what a time to be alive lol. Touka was being straightforward as F asking if Kaneki was a virgin and telling him that if it really came down to it she would let him do it with her. I mean if that wasn’t dropping enough hints for ya then you’re probably too innocent for this world lol. Fast forward maybe 5 minutes they finally start going at it.

The mood was set folks, the two of them in a dark room staring into each other’s eyes with some baby making music in the background. Touka takes her shirt off revealing a massive pair of DD Oppais. HOLY SHIT, they were the most perfect pair of melons I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so glad they were given time to grow for 4 seasons because if she whipped them out in season 1, I’m sure as hell a lot of viewers would have been disappointed lol.

This sex scene was actually pretty softcore but very enjoyable to watch. A lot of flashbacks of their times together and no butt clapping sounds. Just pure romantic love making like its suppose to be between two lovers. I thoroughly appreciated the freeze frames highlighting their 2-minute session to be blissful and heavenly. Oh, and Touka got pregnant after this. Them Ghoul sperm but be super strong swimmers lol.

As the new generation do it, they decide to have sex before marriage. Nothing wrong with testing out the waters before getting yourself into a lifetime commitment. Kaneki and Touka decide to hold their wedding underground. The wedding planner was probably someone we all know cough cough and he did a pretty decent job too. The two looked very good together I must say and I hope they live happily ever after with their soon to be born daughter :p

I feel like at this point I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I’ve been watching for the fights and I’m not even mad. However, I was surprised and glad to see Amon again! Really made my week knowing that he’s not dead! Tokyo Ghoul has been my all time favourite anime with its high pitch opening and its beacon of light on racial discrimination that parallels our own world.

Touka Waifu is packing<3

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