That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: Oppai is Truth Shion Dies

There is a time in a man’s life when he must evolve. The 39-year-old virgin, Satoru Mikami with the dodgy internet history was going to get another shot at life. I would like to say that this is another typical isekai anime but it’s not…….. this is probably the best isekai I’ve ever seen. Satoru was going out for lunch with his kohai and then boom, he got stabbed and died. Just your typical Isekai plot, nothing to see here.

We then hear a strange voiceover that we would know and love as the great sage. Great sage is a skill that our friend Satoru gained as he was dying, and later becomes one of the most loyal and the most grateful asset. Satoru gets reincarnated into a cave unable to see anything. He then moves around and discovers his first ability, which was predator. This ability gave him 4 other effects such as analysis, mimicry, storage and isolation. Satoru is essentially able to absorb living and non-living items, analyze the properties and replicate or create useful items or skills. This basic ability is the foundation in which he grows into one of the strongest demon lord in the anime.

Little did Satoru know, this cave had a big bad dragon with a dry sense of humour that was sealed in there. The dragon was well……lonely and hadn’t had much interaction with anyone in the past 600 years. This dragon was Veldora storm dragon one of the most feared creatures in the anime and is socially awkward as hell. He has been sealed for so long that he was running out of magicules to survive. Satoru and Valdora decided to give each other names. Veldora Tempest and Rimuru Tempest, the best buddies for 4 eva will now be established.

Rimuru being unable to break the imprisonment, used predator to swallow Veldora whole to analyze the shield from inside his body while Veldora did the same but from the inside out. Rimuru now sets out to the outside world to find answers about this world. This world turned out to be full of monsters such as dwarves, goblins, orcs and lizards. You name it they have it. But it’s ok, they all speak English so it’s easy to understand them.

There isn’t really much to do once you’re in this RPG type of world, that is to level up as much as you can! Rimuru first runs into a bunch of goblins that were really weak and decides to make them into his friends. Next, they get attacked by a bunch of wolves, and turn them into pets. Attacked by a bunch of orcs, makes the one with the biggest boobs into his bitch lol. I can therefore conclude that Rimuru is the god of big tiddies.

As usual, becoming a demon lord wasn’t an easy task. However, Rimuru had the help of his friends to help him achieve his goals. Yes, he did screw up every now and then, to the point that Shion got killed and he had to go through the whole resurrection process but hey, that’s water under the bridge right? Not to mention the entire process of getting to demon lord status and that scene where Rimuru massacred off 10,000 people just to save some big titties. My man.

Rimuru has made very strong allies along the way, including Millim, Veldora, and a bunch of other powerful allies. Rimuru’s ability is to turn his foes into friends and by the end of this whole anime, he’ll eventually become a harem king lol. Anyway, I would highly recommend watching this anime if you like something nice and simple to understand, but if you’re looking for something complex and mind-blowing, go watch death note or something lol.

Waifu Shion lives on!

Fairy Tail Season 9 Episode 1

Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail

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Magic, fighting, booze and hot chicks. The perfect combination that has kept Fairy Tail going for 10 years. Still, as strong and popular as ever, the 9th season has been released. What has been happening for the last 8 seasons you may ask. All I can say is that Lucy’s rack has gotten bigger and that’s pretty much it lol

We have our favourite guild FAIRY TAILLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild. These guys are the ultimatum of carefree, bad-tempered and overpowered guild in all of Fiore. The strange combination of characters somehow come together to create a sense of harmony and balance that allows trust and friendship to foster.

We’ve got our boy, the main protagonist, know as a dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel. Shit even his last name sounds like a dragon. Well, that’s because he was raised by a dragon! Expert in Fire dragon slaying magic, he is by far one of the strongest fire users in the anime. With his cheeky, fun-loving personality it’s hard not to fall in love with him!

And we’ve got out the main female hottie, Lucy. She first started out as a stranger who was looking for a way to join Fairy Tail. She was looking for the famous Salamander (Natsu) and with very good luck, found him at a street brawl lol. Spoiler alert, she’ll eventually fall in love with him but he will never notice lol.

Lucy is what you call a summoner. She is collecting all the keys for her Zodiac summons. Her best friend is Aquarius the hottie with a bad temper lol. She was taken back to the guild and everyone pretty much accepted her off the bat. Must have been the big boobs lol. And now she gets teamed up with Natsu and they pretty much go everywhere together.

Recapping at Season 8, Fairy Tail goes into war with Tartaros the dark guild. The battles were lit as we saw everyone surpass their limits. Along the way, they discovered what E.N.D was not just a book but the strongest demon created by Zeref so that it could end his own life. Zeref isn’t really a bad person, he’s just a bag full of contradictions. Oh, Zeref and Mavis had a thing for each other in the past which is kinda cute as hell.

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We found out that the dragons were residing in the bodies of the dragon slayers. THEY WERE THERE ALL ALONG?!?! WTFFFFF. Ahem. Don’t be mad guys there was a good reason for this. The dragons did this to prevent the children from undergoing dragonification. This shit was sadddddd, because the dragons had so little time left before they had to go. Natsu was balling his eyes out as he had so many things to tell his dad but couldn’t. Natsu promised Igneel to avenge his death by destroying the black dragon Acnologia.

There were so many fights and revelations going on in this ARC and it was crazy. Grey found his dad Silver, Minerva gets revived, the dragons came back, Fairy Tail disbandment was announced, Natsu leaves on a 1-year journey. Holy shit, it would be nearly impossible to some up everything in this post. It would be easier if you guys go and watch it. I guarantee that you’ll be kept entertained throughout the entire series with comedy, adventure and huge tits apart from wendy lol.

NOW. SEASON 9! 1 year has passed and Natsu returns from his training with Gildarts. He’s noticeably A LOT buffer and with longer hair. You can tell this kid went through some serious shit. The two decide to reunite Fairy Tail by gathering all the members. They will be facing a group of evil called Avatar. TBH from reading the manga, this was like the foreplay that led to the best ARC of the whole entire Fairy Tail world. The Alverez kingdom. The final fight between Fairy Tail and Zereff.

In Episode 278, the first episode of season 9 Natsu and Lucy set off on an adventure. Natsu is nostalgic about the old days where the guild was chaotic and was very much disappointed with the lack of action since his return. The two decided to his a sparring match to see how much they have grown in terms of strength. But after seeing Natsu beat up a gang of bandits, Lucy was like nahhhh I’ll be alright lol.

They head off to Margaret Town and they see a performance by the guild Lamia Scale. They saw Wendy who is now a member of Lamia Scale on stage dancing with Sherria in their Thanksgiving parade. Natsu being shocked that Wendy moved to the dark side, he was determined to get his friend back to Fairy Tail. Well, it was only natural that after the disbandment, everyone went to other guilds to find work. Happy and Carla reunites and it was the cutest thing haha.

Orochi Head was watching the performance and was planning an assault on the town by releasing a horde of monsters. The most notable fight was with Natsu and Bluenote. Poor Bluenote getting off on the wrong foot at the start on the season lol. Natsu whips out his Fire Dragons Roar and one hit KO’s the shit out of him. The rest of Orochi Heads’ gang member admits defeat after witnessing the absolute defeat. Oh, Wendy and Sherria did well too I guess.

I’m not really sure why this is called the final season? I mean so much more shit will happen and I hope they make it all the way to the fight with Zereff. Throw in a spin-off like Boruto and no one will be mad lol. Either way, 2 years was way too long and I’m really glad to see the adventure continue. Can’t wait to see the new graphics and fight scenes!

Mirajane Waifu being sexy by the seaside ❤

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