Rent a Girlfriend

She was the first girlfriend I ever had, and she dumped me after just one month?

Welcome you sad lonely souls to the world of Rent-A-Girlfriend! For all you lonely virgin out there, who have never come in contact, yet alone talk to a beautiful woman, I hope this anime will help guide you your much needed salvation. These girls are the creme of the crop, the apex of beautiful women that will make every head turn no matter where they go. If your ready to take your first step to redeem your pathetic virgin life, let’s get into it! Team Single Pringles, let’s gooooo!

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The story starts off with a 1st year college student Kazuya Kiyoshita. He tells us that his love life is going great. His first hottie girlfriend is Mami-chan and about 30 seconds later, we can see that she’s breaking up with him, and he’s back to being a lonely virgin again lol. Kazuya falls into a great depression as the love of his life broke up with him. After throwing a few too many tissues into the bin and scrolling through adult sites as an undercover minor on private mode, Kazuya decides to download the rent-a-girlfriend, Diamond app to get his life back on track.

Kazuya arrives at the designated spot to wait for his rental girlfriend. Still feeling down in the dumps, he wasn’t expecting too much from this date. Our rental girlfriend, Waifu of the year Chizuru walks in and then bam, Kazuya’s whole world was literally turned upside down! She was a perfect 10/10, Class A hottie of every man’s dream. However, no matter how hard Chizuru tried to make him happy during the date, Kazuya was so depressed that he viewed all her actions as insincere. Because of this after he got home, he left her a 1 star rating on the Diamond app lol

The real fun begins on their second date where Chizuru reveals her true colours and calls him out for being a depressed lil B***H lol. They couldn’t finished their little aquarium date because Kazuya received a phone call from his parents saying that his grandma has been hospitalised…..again. Somehow one thing lead to another and Chizuru got dragged along to the hospital as well. AND THAT KIDS IS HOW THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY WAS BORN. Kazuya being under pressure decides to introduce Chizuru to his family as his girlfriend!!! Now what’s worse is that his family fully denied that their hopeless son and grandson was able to land this total hottie lol.

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Oh, you say they can break up afterwards? What’s the big deal right? WELL, this is the anime world we’re talking about and of course we have to make it complicated right? It turns out Chizuru’s grandma is an inpatient at the very same hospital and that both of the grandmas were close friends with each other! Kazuya and Chizuru were trying to hide from their grandmothers, but Kazuya was having a hard time trying to hide his you know what……. lol. Who could blame the 18 year old boy at the peak of his youth, filled with testosterone ready to engage in baby making. Not today because, Chizuru quickly shuts him down a a swift kick to the nuts lol

It is agreed by both parties that Kazuya is to rent Chizuru for 1 hour every Wednesday to keep this girlfriend boyfriend charade going. But however, it wasn’t easy because they actually had to convince their friends as well lol. One day, Kazuya was on a date with Chizuru and boom, they ran into their friends who happened to be going to a nearby pub. They walked in, opened the door and helloooooo ex girlfriend lololol. Ex-girlfriend Mami was sitting there staring in confusion at how her dumbass ex-boyfriend managed to land this total hottie lol.

And we all know how manipulative Mami is and that she wants nothing but the worse for our Kazuya. She does everything in her power to sabotage Kayuza’s and Chizuru’s relationship because she just couldn’t stand the fact how her ex-boyfrind has already moved on from her. Just let our virgin boy have a bit of happiness please lol. From a viewers perspective, nobody likes Mami due to her cold hearted nature. But from my point of view, she be pretty hot like that 😉 lol

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To make things more interesting, let’s throw Ruka Sarashina into the mix who is also in love with Kazuya!!!! She was also a rental girlfriend, who is a 10/10 on the hotness scale. If you put her next to the sun, the sun would pretty much burn up lol. Ruka has quite a stubborn personality and is definitely the clingy type who messages her now boyfriend Kazuya over 300 millions times per day lol. I find this quite cute as she actually loves Kazuya with all her heart and is willing to do anything for him. Yes, she even lets him continue with the rental girlfriend business lol. What a dream girl I say.

Oh, you thought there couldn’t be any more girls? Boom, you’ve got Sumi Sakurasawa who is a redhead loli who’s a 10/10 herself. With beauty to match with the other girls in the series and her dandere personality, she’s a force to be reckoned with for the shipping department lol. With the over abundance of choices, I wonder how Kazuya even sleeps at night lol. She doesn’t really have much to say on dates but I think she’s just starting to come out of her shell and it’s a good development to see. She has to potential to become waifu #3 of the Kazuya harem lol

There you have it, with the overabundance of fan service, original story line and great character development, you would be silly not to watch this amazing anime. Waiting for season 2 is killing me because what happens in the manga is no doubt one of the most exciting things I’ve ever read in my entire 26 year old life. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll love it just as much as I do. Time to buy a body pillow now I guess lol.

Don’t forget to watch our national waifu’s in season 2!

No Game No Life Season 1

This world is just… a crappy game.

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Welcome to the world of No Game No Life, an anime where brother-sister complexes are acceptable and games determine everything. This anime is within my favourite top three anime and I’m gonna try and bring you into the dark side as well 😉 Sit down, relax and bring your full undivided attention onto this screen to experience a world you’ve never seen before. 

It all starts off as a hobby of playing games. Either that or crippling social anxiety that causes one to stay cooped up in your room all day. Sora and Shiro are world renowned for their gaming abilities. With one exception. Nobody knows their true identity! They are known as Blank because they would often leave their usernames blank. Go figure lol. However, we can see their skills really are unparallel and nobody can beat them when they work together. 

One day after winning a world gaming tournament from their room, they receive a peculiar email. It was a game of chess which really took them a few hours to beat. Not only that, they accepted the fact of being sent to a world which only revolves around games as a joke. Annnnnnnnd they really did get sent to another world. Truth be told kids, if you don’t want to be sent to another world, don’t respond to spam emails.

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Detesting the social norms is a regular routine for most adolescents. A mutual understanding between the viewers and the protagonists can easily be established based on this normative concept. As they arrive in a world called Disboard, they become bound by the Ten Pledges spell that strictly forbids them to use any means of violence. That means EVERYTHING must be decided by games and the rules are there to enforce it. Right up in Blanks alley 😉

The siblings travel to a nation called Elkia, and along the way, we can see them winning against various mountain bandits for clothes and money.  Decretion is advised and scamming people for their money is not recommended. Unless you’ve been transported to another world then, by all means, do whatever the hell you have to in order to survive lol.

Blank encounters our first Waifu, Stephanie Dola, the granddaughter of the deceased king. The girl was packing my brothers. Seeing that the nation was on a verge of becoming mincemeat to the other surrounding nations, Shiro and Sora decide to run for rulers themselves. The intricate plans and strategic manoeuvres used to exploit weaknesses in games was phenomenal. Brimming with potential and limitless possibilities, the first thing they did was make Stephanie fall in love with Shiro lol.

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The gag comic style mixed with highly intelligent conversations and fan service galore will surely capture your attention. This is no ordinary anime, my friends because it’s ranked among the top god-tier animes that should forever be worshipped till the end of times. With good intentions, Sora and Shiro lead Elkia to the path of world domination (16 countries altogether) until they can challenge the god of games Tet. 

They encounter tough enemies along the way such as Kurami Zell, the flat is justice girl. The game was based on chess but with a twist. Sometimes the chess pieces do not respond to the commands properly and simply chose to ignore them. The players are able to directly influence the chess pieces. Sora takes the advantage when it comes to dirty tactics, turning the tide of battle into victory. 

Their next opponent is the horny flügel, Jibril. They were keen on retaking the library back so that they could research on the Eastern Federation, home of the Werebeasts. They decided to play Shiritoti, but again with a twist! The spoken words will come to life or disappear depending on the player. One thing leads to another and the brother-sister complex gets out of hand……but they had to do it in order to secure a victory! The Hypernova scene at the end of the game was hella sick so don’t miss it!

Now they have Jibril as their humble sexy servant. Sadly, after discovering that the information in the library was useless, Sora and Shiro decide to have a look at the late King’s will in a hidden part of the mansion. It was revealed that The Eastern Federation always use video games for their challenges! Talk about right up your alley! The first person multiplayer shooter game against Izuna Hatsuse was intense. With mystery, action and backstabbing, the plot takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions that makes you want to scream “I LOVE THIS ANIMEEEEE!!!!”. And you’ll probably be into Loli as well so don’t blame me lol.

Not only did Blank win back Elkia’s land, they decide to challenge the leader of the Eastern Federation Miko the sexy fox for the right to govern the Werebeasts. The game was a simple coin flip so I’ll leave you to see who wins in the end 😉 But wow season was already lit as hell, don’t forget to watch season 2 for more awesomeness!

 

Miko Waifu at your service! ❤

 

 

 

My Hero Academia Two Heroes Movie

If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit, remember for what cause you clench your fists! Remember why you started down this path, and let that memory carry you beyond your limit!

Welcome to the review of the most anticipated movie of the year. MY HERO ACADEMIA TWO HEREOS!!!!!! The origin of All Might during his youth will make you want to scream out PLUS ULTRA when he Detroit Smashes the shit out of villains. I know I’m a little late to the party but here you go!

Don’t forget to take Bakugo home with you! ❤

Our movie starts off with two eagles soaring through the endless sky symbolising the freedom and friendship this movie will portray between All Might and his friend David Shield. We see All Might and Deku in a private jet flying to I Island to attend the grand opening. I can’t remember the exact order so don’t give me shit about it please lol.

All Might was dreaming about his glory days. This was the time he was a transfer student studying overseas in America. We open up with a bank heist with a villain who goes by the name of…... he wasn’t important enough for a name so nobody really cares.  He’s riding this ugly ass toad village with 3 or so arms. They stole a bunch of money and are trying to get away from the cops. Oh, that’s cool sayonara bro.

I think the hell not! All Might comes to the rescue. The villain had like missiles and shit and he was going ballistic with them. However, All Might’s Carolina Smash left him unfazed and unscratched from those deadly missiles. And yeah we all know who wins the fight and on that day, it was revealed that All Might wanted to become the symbol of hope.

Deku’s mug is so cute! ❤

I Island was the paradise of everyone’s dreams. Latest technology, sexy girls, great food, SEXY girls, splendid weather, SEXY GIRLS. Alright, I’ll stop being Mineta for a bit lol. All Might and Deku come across this sexy blonde teenager on a pogo stick. It turns out the blonde bombshell she was Melissa Shields, the daughter of the great scientist David Shield and former partner in crime of All Might. At this point nobody was really focusing on the pogo stick anymore if you know what I mean 00( (.)(.) )00 <—-Minetta.

Deku was shown around the island by Melissa leaving All Might to talk privately with David. It was a cute little date with Deku being the little nerdy fanboy as usual. Everything was going well and the two were enjoying themselves until a cold breeze suddenly glides over his shoulders. What is this sudden familiar ominous feeling he thought…….Just Uraraka staring over him with raging jealousy lol. 

To put it simply the whole of Class 1-A was on I Island either through a direct invite or there as a plus one. But to be honest, I was only looking forward to seeing Yaoyorozu and Todoroki because those two are my absolute favourite ❤ I love Todoroki because of his quirks and hairstyle and I love Yaoyorozu for obvious reasons lol. I was hoping to see a little development in their relationship but this movie fell short on that aspect. Booooo.

Who could forget U.A’s greatest secret shame Bakugou! Of course, we see him wrecking up a storm on the action trial course gaining the top place with the fastest time. The best part was the whole of Class A trying to subdue Bakugo after Todoroki steals the spotlight from him in a blink of an eye. I’m certain that everyone in Class 1-A is ashamed of his attitude but has his back regardless. Much love Bakugou ❤

They all get invited the opening ceremony.  The boys were all dressed up spick and span and the girls were looking totally kawaii. I quote Mineta “The main course has arrived” as Mellisa was wearing a V-cut dress revealing her amazing body. Jailbait alert folks. However because they were late to the party, the whole island went into maximum security mode. David and Sam were taken to the top vault by the villains in order to obtain a mysterious item.

Just kidding. The whole Island went into lockdown due to a terrorist attack. All Might was giving a speech at the banquet and then booooom, the party crashers suddenly came through the front door and restrained all the pro heroes in the room. The villains snuck into the security room and got full control of the island. The ringleader goes by the name of Wolfram with a metal manipulation quirk. 

Now it was up to our crew Deku, Melissa, Todoroki, Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta, Iida and Kaminari to gain back control of the security system on the 200th floor. That’s a lot of running lol. Bakugou and Kirishima were lost trying to find their way to the party stumbling their way to the 80th floor without being aware of the security breach lol. They team up on the 80th floor to take down the 2 villains while the others fight their way through the sentry robots to reach the top. MVP award goes to Mineta for using his Harem dream to overcome his fear of heights. HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!

Once the kids reached the top floor, it was revealed that David and Sam set up the whole hi-jack incident. They decided to hire a bunch of actors so that they could retrieve David’s greatest invention back after it was taken away by the government. The item was a headset that maximises one’s quirk without any drawbacks to the user. David wanted the item back because he knew of All MIght’s decreasing power and wanted his friend to maintain the symbol of peace. Before anyone calls him an asshole, his reasons were justified.

All hell broke loose and Wolfram reveals that they were not actors but real villains. Big surprise there…… Deku jumps in trying to save everyone but Sam and David still got shot regardless lol. The fighting continues until they reach the rooftop, and Deku was at his wits end on what to do next as Wolfram took David as a hostage and was escaping in a helicopter. Luckily All Might jumps into the rescue and then booooooom saves David in time. RIP helicopter. All that was going on and Melissa was able to retain control over the security system!

Wolfram somehow gets his hands on the amplifier and starts doing some crazy shit with his powers. All Might was already getting tired from his 3-hour limit and it was revealed that Wolfram received more quirks from ALL FOR ONE. Deku with his new support gear from Melissa was able to unleash his full potential. The student and Teacher released a final blow, the DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH which smashes Wolfram into smithereens. 

As the morning sun was rising, All Might and David become immersed in Deku’s awesomeness. They believe that even with All Might’s power disappearing, they are able to trust the future in the hands of the next generation. Awesome fight scenes, storyline and music are what you can expect from the movie. Definitely stole the hearts of many fans who are waiting in anticipation for the next film. PLUS ULTRA!!!

Who is your favourite waifu? ❤

Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?

In the end, guilt is just the question of whether you’re capable of forgiving yourself or not. If you’ve really changed, then prove it with your actions.

Adventure, magic, sexy girls this anime has it all. Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? The simple answer is no lol. However, if you’re in a cave filled with crazy monsters attacking you, you’re probably not going to have time hitting up hot chicks. BAKA don’t underestimate my abilities.

Bell Cranel, the protagonist of the anime. Good looking, strong and a lady’s magnet, he’s got it all set for him. In the town of Orario, the gods have come down from the heavens to start their own little competition. You’ve got your big shot gods like Apolo, Loki, Hermes blah blah. Then you’ve got Hestia, goddess of the fireplace…….at least she’s got a big rack. Plus 10 points there.

So we’ve got this tower in the middle here is called the dungeon. You can find all sorts of shit in there like minotaurs, goblins and occasionally dragons if you’re unlucky lol. For some reason, these monsters drop items or crystal shards and can be exchanged for money or made into powerful weapons.

Adventurers are required to join a Familia. These are groups of people who serve under a deity who look after them. Our boy Bell got into the famous Hestia Familia. These gods are able to grant power and skills through blessings to the adventurers that they like. Hestia Familia, population 1 person. The poor kid is really just trying to make ends meet and feed himself and his goddess.

One day, Bell goes into the dungeon on a solo mission. He was like, oh yeah I can handle a level 4 solo mission, why the heck not. Once he got there he was faced with a Minotaur that had escaped from level 40 or some shit. Needless to say, he was scared shitless and ran for his life.

Luckily our princess Ais Wallenstein, a high-level adventurer and powerful swordsman comes to the rescue. He instantly gets a crush for her. She carries him out of the dungeon and both went their separate ways. It’s funny how clueless he is about all the other girls who develop crushes for him, especially Hestia who’s thirsty as hell.

Bell being clueless as usual, gained the ability Realis Phrase that allows him to level up rapidly. The speed relies on his feelings during each fight. We can see the kid go from holding a knife to doing firebolt blasts in like 7 episodes lol. Because of this ability, Hestia keeps it a secret from the other gods so that they don’t steal him away from her.

Hestia wasn’t all bad. Although very clingy and overprotective, she loves Bell very much and would do anything for him. Keeping this a secret, she goes off to Hephaistos the God of Smiths and begs her to make a weapon, Tanto for Bell. About one episode later, he got to use the knife against a big ass silverback gorilla that got lose. Because being a super expensive weapon, this raises his stats dramatically. Saving the day like an absolute bowse, he making Hestia and Ais fall in love with him even more ❤

He later goes on to read a magic book and learns the spell Firebolt. Because he’s a noob, he tries it out too many times and passes out. Our super hottie Ais finds him and puts his head on her lap. Upon waking up he realises that his biggest crush was so close to his face, gets very embarrassed and literally rolls away. Ais has a thing for him as well but is confused as to why he’s always running away from her lol

The most notable fighting scene was either the minotaur or the last fight with Goliath. This time Bell really pushed himself to the limits. You’ll be immersed with the music, determination and the crystal clear scenes. SO much that you’ll be cheering for Bell in no time. I know someone who did. >.> 🙂 hehe

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? has a light novel called Sword Oratoria. This time it’s from Ais perspective! It’s really amazing to see how she got so strong and some of the backstories behind the events that were happening in the first season. There’s also a movie Arrow of the Orion and the second season coming out next year so DO NOT MISS THAT BECAUSE IT WILL BE LIT FAM!!!

 

Sexy Ais Waifu is packing underneath ❤

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Highschool DXD Season 4

“Even a fool can make the impossible possible if he sticks with it to the end.”

Well, well, well looks like you’ve stumbled your way here because of the hot girls in the featured image. The anime of every teenage boy’s dream that will awaken your inner manhood launching them 5 years early into adulthood. My friend once you’ve had a taste of High School DXD, there’s no turning back to the realms of reality. You’ll be forever indulged in the land of Oppai, engulfed by voluptuous women and fan service to your heart’s desire.

Issei Hyoudo was just an ordinary high school pervert. He managed to land a date with this hot chick from another school. At the end of the date, she revealed that she was a fallen angel and stabbed him. No literally, she fucking stabbed him in the back and killed him. Luckily he was reincarnated into a devil by Reis Gremory who is his future master waifu. He was adopted into the Gremory family, a royal devil clan and serves in that household.

Since them, Issei’s life has been flipped upside down. After being resurrected as a devil, he received a Longinus Sacred Gear. Think of it as God’s gifts to individual human beings that help to create miracles on earth. He receives the Boosted Gear or more commonly known as the Red Dragon Emperors Gauntlet. Gaining the power of the Welsh dragon, Ddraig who resides in the gauntlet,  he sets forth on becoming the ultimate harem king, OPPAI DRAGON!

—Desire. Sacred Gears are driven with the power of desire. And it also determines the power for it as well. Even though you are a Devil, your will to desire hasn’t been lost. The stronger you desire, the stronger your Sacred Gear will respond to you. –Rias Gremory

Luckily, sacred gears adapt and evolved according to the wielders thoughts, needs and desires. And what does Issei desire more than anything else in this world? BOOBIES. BIG BOOBIES. LOTS OF BIG BOOBIES. This allows Issei to create a vast array of techniques to go with his perverted nature. His favourites are Dress Break, allowing him to disintegrate female clothing upon contact and Booblingual, allowing him to talk to the opponent’s boobs and learn their strategies.

Rias Gremory or known as the Crimson-Haired Ruin Princess is the daughter of the true heir of the Gremory household. Not only backed by her powerful status but she’s also got the looks, brains and body to match. Currently the president of the Occult Research Club, she tries to blend into human society as much as possible.  She has exceptional demonic powers. Her signature attack is Power of Destruction. A type of demonic energy that is capable of disintegrating matter, whether inanimate or living.

As the story continues, Issei’s power grows and develops as he faces adversity. His main source of power-up is through touching Rias’s boobs lol. Not only that, he manages to snatch the heart of Rias and all the other girls around him. The girls compete with one another for his attention and love, each confessing their love for him throughout the series. Someone, please transport me into this anime now!

Currently, cliff-hanging on the end of season 4. After being invited to have dinner at the Gremory household, Rias and Issei run into Sairong. Because of the upcoming devil games, Sairong requested that he and Issei have a practice match. Oh, boy was this a slugfest. Punches were being thrown and no one was holding back. Even though the chess piece promotion to a rook (Issei’s defensive form), Sairong still manages to break his armour with his bare hands. How strong can be fricken be lol. This test match ends as Sairong wanted to see Issei’s power up through breast touching in the rating games.

Fast forward to the final match of the rating games, it’s down to Issei VS Sairong…. no one would have guessed lol. Rias was beaten by the huge kitty cat. Upon seeing his lover covered with blood, Issei loses it. He obtained the ultimate power and transformed intooooooooooooo Cardinal Crimson Promotion! Bro this form was OP AF! He totally smashed Sarongs ass until he was unconscious. However being the good sport, Issei acknowledges and respects his dreams and accepts him as a true rival.

FINALLY, after the rating games, Issei finally grew a pair of balls and declared his love for Rias. No wonder, this kid was still on second base up till season 4 with ever increasing sexual tension LOL. I’m actually happy for the both of them because they are a good fit. Rias is also very accepting of Issei’s dream of starting a harem. I need to find my self a Rias lol. Oh, and it turns out everyone was watching lol. 

You know how everyone has a spirit animal and shit? Well, this is my Spirit Anime! Fanservice is what you expect and fan service is exactly what this anime delivers. THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD! I’m definitely jealous of Issei being surrounded by those many beautiful girls who are all throwing themselves at him. What a dream Harem.

By far my favourite waifu, Rossweisse. Straight fire ❤