horny – Anime Review Senpai

Miracles don’t happen by just sitting around. We have to make them happen ourselves.

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy, an all-girls high school until a recent change. What do you think would happen when perverted horny boys are permitted to enrol into the system? This anime explores the adventure of adolescence mixed with machinist draconian punishments govern by the R18+ underground school council. Freedom has never tasted so sweet, or has it? 😉

We’ve got our light of hope Kiyoshi Fujino who is the backbone of this whole story. Gakuto, Joe, Andre and Shingo are pretty unique in their own ways each representing a fetish or form of sexual desire. I mean, self-control can be a bit hard to find when you’re surrounded by a thousand eye candies with a school selection process that goes by physical appearances. They be packing homies lol. #theonly2lettersiseeareDD’s

One day the boys decided to take a sneak peek and record heaven with a video camera. That’s right people, peeping into the girl’s showers. I shit you not, the curves on those girls will leave you wondering if they were angels sent from heaven or their curves belonged on a racetrack. At some point in a boy’s life, we get curious about the opposite gender and being a male I found this highly relatable. But not to the point where I would disguise my self as a girl and go into the bathing room haha.

However, all good things come to an end and the boys were caught. Their highly commendable but perverted philosophy of “all for one and one for all” lands the boys a month in the schools’ prison. Due to all of their masochist nature, the punishments given by the super hot supervisors turns into a blissful experience they’ve all been longing since puberty. Heck, I’ll be happy to stay for a year lol.

President, Mari Kurihara. Vice-President Meiko Shiraki and secretary Hana Midorikawa, are the pillars of the Underground Student Council. These 3 girls were kinky in their own respective ways. I believe they truly represent the repressed desires of women in society to an overwhelming and highly graphic extent. Society eyes are always judging so they try to maintain their innocent and justice appearance to avoid discrimination and slut shaming. It’s ok girls, we know your true natures, no need to hide it 😉

Being a woman can be hard when it comes to urinating in public. It becomes even harder when you’ve been drinking a ton of water and you’re busting to go. Hana was the fortunate candidate for this misfortune. She decides to go deep into the trees to secure a more private location. Our good boy Kiyoshi was saving a baby crow in the trees but falls down due to a series of unfortunate events. And he lands straight between Hana’s legs as she was enjoying her yellow water expulsion. The whole situation will develop into a golden shower as you keep watching ;). It’s safe to say that this is Kiyoshi’s first time seeing a stray pussy in the forest.

Freedom is a precious intangible quality that every human longs for. The give and take relationships between the 5 friends were quite something. Cooperating despite their differences to achieve a common goal can turn any enemies into friends quicker than a piece of shit hitting the toilet water. Oh, that was the excuse used by Gakuto when Kiyoshi broke out to go on a date. Yeah, he had haemorrhoids lol. This “hole” story reminds me of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was secretly digging an escape hole. Yes, that was a spoiler.

The boys are forced to go manual labour in order to gain redemption and food. Every so often they would test their escape hole and one day to their surprise, they found the principal burying his pornography. The principle was Mari’s father as well so you could probably see why she hates these sorts of stuff. But deep down, we know she’s a freak 😉 And hole was then closed off by the principal himself as regular goodwill maintenance lol. Not all hope is lost, the boys never gave up in their quest for freedom!

Fights between friends become common when you’re put under extreme pressure. I mean what do you expect when you put a bunch of horny guys together that haven’t polished their rockets for a while. Backstabbing, betrayals and narking were all the pitty consequences of solitary confinement. However, the boys were able to foster a beautiful friendship at the end of all of it.

Deception, trust and a ton of fanservice were what made this anime humourous, and enjoyable to watch. The underground school council were then exposed for their torturous methods and were sent to the prison instead. But hell they looked super sexy in their prison outfits. Although the boys and girls were opposite sides of the same coin, each had a common purpose of fighting for what they believed in.