Pssst…… If you’re looking for a bat shit crazy girlfriend, then I’ve got something for you. You could even say that this is the premium queen of Yandere and she’ll say something along the lines of …..
“I’m crazy?? What’s crazy is this world that refuses to let me be with you!”“
If that’s not a red flag for you then I don’t know what is lol. And my friend if you’re into that kind of stuff, you should probably go to a doctor and get that shit sorted lol. Mirai Nikki is about a death survival game between twelve candidates aiming to become the next god. You get given a phone, and based on your personality, the phone will give some hints with special conditions attached.
Now when I say Yuno is as crazy as they come, I really mean it. On one side, she’ll a loving and caring girlfriend who takes care of Yuno. But on the other hand, she’s not afraid to kill people who are considered a threat to Yuki. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing but it certainly makes me feel a little uneasy. The story revolves around these two and my god does it make you emotionally drained. You’ve got a 14-year-old boy who I’m not even sure if he likes the girl or is just afraid of getting his ass killed. On top of that, there is very little trust towards his maniac girlfriend which is a little dysfunctional when you NEED to rely on her in order to survive……..
Oddly enough, the anime’s tempo follows Yuno’s psychological state and moves accordingly. In all fairness, Yuno is one of the best characters I’ve ever seen in my life. Her display of loyalty, battle IQ and unconditional love for her boyfriend is refreshing to see in the world of anime. However, her mental stability slips at the end of the anime causing her to do some pretty crazy shit……
Overall the large variety of characters is what really made this anime stand out. You’ve got some pretty basic bitches but a few original characters who stood out for me. Not to mention that Yuki was hiding behind Yuno the whole time kinda didn’t develop into anything worth mentioning. Stop hiding behind your gf bro and fight me! lol
Overall the plot, characters and colourful animation really gave this anime its appeal. With a banger intro and music, there was a lot of hype that sets the tone for a bloody battle royal. I didn’t agree with the majority of deaths but hey, it is what it is lol. I guess it’s a better love story than twilight. Watch it, don’t watch it I don’t care, but one thing is for certain is that you’ll be missing out on one of the greatest animes in history.
I am writing this during my 3rd day of Covid infection/quarantine. It is absolutely beyond shit but I shall push through it to deliver some saucy quality reviews. Soul Eater is truly a masterpiece that transcends time and never gets old no matter how many times you watch it. I mean what other anime has this kind of originality where you’ve got a spirit that can transform into weapons? I could name a few but that’s not the point! Where here for the unique art and animation style! BAKA!
Apparently, Soul Eater sets place in the Nevada United States….I’m not sure how that works as all animes are set in Japan, but hey, it’s anime, so anything goes. You’ve got your big ass weapon school called Death Weapon Meister Academy (DWMA for short) where young meisters are trained up to hone their skills in wielding their death weapons. To be honest, I haven’t really got my head around this anime, much like death note, I’m just here for a good time lol.
You got your best girl Maka Albarn who is a 2 star-Meister at DWMA. Her trusty partner Soul Evans who comes from a Demon Weapon Race is a non-chantant hot head whose goal is to become a death scythe by eating 99 kishin (evil human) souls and 1 witch soul. As always, the dynamic duo came very close to completing their task in the first episode where their hopes and dreams crumbled before their very eyes. The last remaining soul was a fake witch’s soul lol. This was the moment when I knew I was going to love the anime lol.
We get introduced to a bunch of other crack heads such as death the kid, death star and probably the funniest of all was the shinigami who is the principal of the whole academy. Did I mention that Maka’s dad is a ladies’ man who is the strongest death weapon in the world? I guess good looks and success really runs in the family. Then who can forget the antagonist of the whole story? We’ve got the brainwashed Crona, who’s the puppet to her mother Medusa.
For an anime that was made about 20 years ago, the animation, music and story aren’t half bad. The character development was long and a little tedious at times but the comedy made it a smoother ride. Give this anime a chance and I’m sure you’ll be hooked it the tenacity, drive and courage of the characters. 9/10 in my books. I tip my hat to the creators.
Jujutsu No Kaisen is a banger. I think this anime can easily be in my top 5 favourite animes. With the comedy, action and mystery, there’s no telling where this series will take you….unless you read the manga lol. This is by no means a foreshadowing of who will die; instead, I will be giving spoilers.
Jujutsu no Kaisen is a world of curses. Evil spirits and Jujutsu sorcerers live in the shadow of society with somewhat crazy repression. Every one of them is crazy in one way or another and it’s very hard to find an average person. It’s extremes craziness, goofiness, coolest or straight-up dumb lol. You’ve got your main gang, Itadori Yuji, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki and Gojo Satoru as the head teacher.
Curses are pretty much the collective negative energy that overflows from society. Curse spirits are the manifestation of those negative energy and are related to the increased deaths over certain periods of the year. Jujutsu sorcerers are people who are able to control their own curse energy, make it flow within their body and create specialized techniques that turn into kick-ass actions that we see in the anime.
The whole story revolves around a boy called Itadori Yuji who was your typical high school student. He was in the occult club and was dared to retrieve a cursed item as part of a dare. This turned out to be one of Sukuna’s fingers, which was the strongest curse to ever live. To make things more interesting, other curses are attracted to Sukuna’s fingers as well so they start attacking in order to steal it.
Our boy Itadori is a little on the dumb side and the only option to save his new friend Megumi was to well….eat the finger? lol He then gains a little power boost from the manifestation process where Sukuna takes over his body. Little to our surprise our national husband, Gojo sensei shows up to save the day. Having acknowledged that Itadori has eaten one world’s most cursed items, he takes Yuji back to Jujutsu high for some questioning.
As the story developed we see more curses and characters come into the picture and things get a little more interesting. Ultimately us viewers developed a bond with our main characters so the creators love to tug our little heart strings. They tried killing off Itadori and Megumi multiple times at the start of the season but because of plot armour, that shit wasn’t allowed to happen lol.
Fast forward to the Shibuya Arc which will be the most intense storyline of this whole anime in my opinion, because everyone was pushed to their limits. Some sad losses were to Nobara who lost half of her face and Todo losing an arm but the saddest part of all was that our beloved Nanami Sensei is dead. Why would you kill of such a good character 😦
My dress-up Darling is one of, if not, THE BEST rom-coms of 2022. You’ve got your shut-in doll maker Gojo-Kun, whose sole purpose in life is to follow in his grandpa’s footsteps and become a master doll maker. Then you’ve got your typical pretty girl Kitagawa Marin who is absolutely into anime cosplay and the biggest tease of all time. Put them together and you’ll get fireworks 😉
Gojo-Kun is a high school student and an aspiring doll maker who is currently perfecting his crafts. However, he has hit a roadblock in his development and doesn’t know how to get over it. One day, he goes into the sewing club’s room after school to use the sewing machine and to his surprise, he finds Kitagawa there. And you guessed it, one thing led to another and bam. Sex scene. Jokes lol.
Kitagawa Marin is the type of girl who absolutely loves anime. She loves to dress up as her favourite characters. The catch is, shes absolutely rubbish at making costumes. But it’s ok, she’s a banger so we’ll let it slide. But to be honest, these two are a match made in heaven. You’ve got a shut-in who’s only goal in life is to sit at home and make pretty voodoo dolls while the girl is a crack head who’s pretty much up to anything lol.
Fast forward, they go shopping, watch anime together, get takeaways, and eventually fall in love with each other. Gojo was head over heels for Kitagawa from the start but it was interesting to see Kitagawa slowly start to develope feelings for him over the 12 episodes. They eventually got into taking photos and one thing led to another and they mistakenly booked a love hotel for their photoshoot.
Jojo pose, jojo pose, jojo pose? They got into quite a riskque position didn’t they? Well, that’s what you get when you put a girl who can’t control his wood into a room with a sexy succubi cosplayer. They nearly kissed but were rudely interrupted by the receptionist. It’s ok team nothing really happed and we’re left with another cliff hanger thanks to the receptionist cock blocking us.
Season one ended with fireworks and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I was a little thrown off by the tongue scene that Kitagawa pulled but adds to the comedy of the series. But it’s ok, the romance will sure to continue as the second season will be full of sexual tension and potentially more love triangles 😉
A father that’s an international spy and a mother that’s a professional killer? Sign me up! Spy x Family is my all-time favourite anime to watch. This feel-good anime has stolen my heart. Anya is your not so typical orphan; she can read people’s minds. Coupled with the action, adventure and comedy theme, this anime might just take anime of the year 2022.
We start off with the main character Twilight. An international spy who goes by his undercover name of Loid Forger. Loid is tasked with operation Strixx, an operation to prevent between Westalis and Ostania. He has been tasked to spy on Donovan Desmond, the leader of the Leader of The National Unity Party within Ostania. Donovan is a bit of a shut in so Twilight has to get through some other way.
Twilight had to recruit help. He adopted a kid from an orphanage. Her name would be know an Anya Forger, best girl of 2022. Anya has the ability to read minds therefore makes it really comical to know what the characters are really thinking. Anya’s ticket out of the orphanage has come and she would do what ever it takes to stay with her new father, Loid Forger.
The only hope to completing this mission is for Loid to start a fake family, enrol his adopted kid into the most prestigious private school and hopefully get invited to Donovan’s house for a tea party. But you can’t get into this school without being a wholesome family…..Time for Loid to get hitched up. We are introduced to our hottie milf, Yor. She’s a baddie I tell you. They first met at the tailor shop and our wingman Anya set them up right on the spot.
Little did they know about each other was that Loid was a spy and Yor was a professional assassin. What a powerhouse family I tell you. Trying to keep their true identity a secret, sometimes things get a little comedic. But holy shit, you should have seen the proposal scene my fam. I have never seen that much action and love all squished together within a 2 minutes timeframe before. Absolutely phenomenal.
So they start a family but the hardest bit has yet to come. It wasn’t getting Anya into the school, or was it convincing Anya to stay at school with the full on entertainment battle royale/princess rescue, but it was trying to get Anya to become friends with Damian. And you know kids right? First time meeting each other, Anya punched Damian within the first first of school. “He walked into my hand she says” lol. What an elegant response lol
Anya feels pretty bad about the whole situation so the next day she decided to apologize to Damian. A lot of things weren’t going well especially her best friend Becky who was always getting in the way. But not all is lost, Anya finally got to apologize to Damian, and our little bad boy actually started to catch some feelings 😉 Keep an eye out for this anime because it will be a banger.
There is a time in a man’s life when he must evolve. The 39-year-old virgin, Satoru Mikami with the dodgy internet history was going to get another shot at life. I would like to say that this is another typical isekai anime but it’s not…….. this is probably the best isekai I’ve ever seen. Satoru was going out for lunch with his kohai and then boom, he got stabbed and died. Just your typical Isekai plot, nothing to see here.
We then hear a strange voiceover that we would know and love as the great sage. Great sage is a skill that our friend Satoru gained as he was dying, and later becomes one of the most loyal and the most grateful asset. Satoru gets reincarnated into a cave unable to see anything. He then moves around and discovers his first ability, which was predator. This ability gave him 4 other effects such as analysis, mimicry, storage and isolation. Satoru is essentially able to absorb living and non-living items, analyze the properties and replicate or create useful items or skills. This basic ability is the foundation in which he grows into one of the strongest demon lord in the anime.
Little did Satoru know, this cave had a big bad dragon with a dry sense of humour that was sealed in there. The dragon was well……lonely and hadn’t had much interaction with anyone in the past 600 years. This dragon was Veldora storm dragon one of the most feared creatures in the anime and is socially awkward as hell. He has been sealed for so long that he was running out of magicules to survive. Satoru and Valdora decided to give each other names. Veldora Tempest and Rimuru Tempest, the best buddies for 4 eva will now be established.
Rimuru being unable to break the imprisonment, used predator to swallow Veldora whole to analyze the shield from inside his body while Veldora did the same but from the inside out. Rimuru now sets out to the outside world to find answers about this world. This world turned out to be full of monsters such as dwarves, goblins, orcs and lizards. You name it they have it. But it’s ok, they all speak English so it’s easy to understand them.
There isn’t really much to do once you’re in this RPG type of world, that is to level up as much as you can! Rimuru first runs into a bunch of goblins that were really weak and decides to make them into his friends. Next, they get attacked by a bunch of wolves, and turn them into pets. Attacked by a bunch of orcs, makes the one with the biggest boobs into his bitch lol. I can therefore conclude that Rimuru is the god of big tiddies.
As usual, becoming a demon lord wasn’t an easy task. However, Rimuru had the help of his friends to help him achieve his goals. Yes, he did screw up every now and then, to the point that Shion got killed and he had to go through the whole resurrection process but hey, that’s water under the bridge right? Not to mention the entire process of getting to demon lord status and that scene where Rimuru massacred off 10,000 people just to save some big titties. My man.
Rimuru has made very strong allies along the way, including Millim, Veldora, and a bunch of other powerful allies. Rimuru’s ability is to turn his foes into friends and by the end of this whole anime, he’ll eventually become a harem king lol. Anyway, I would highly recommend watching this anime if you like something nice and simple to understand, but if you’re looking for something complex and mind-blowing, go watch death note or something lol.
Who doesn’t love a good fight? Nothing more says I’m the biggest simp on earth than time-travelling a whole decade and slugging a few gangsters to save the girl you love lol. Tokyo Revengers by LidenFilms really hits the nail on the head with the storyline, animation and overall awesomeness. Nothing gets my blood pumping than a great fight scene where a bunch of adrenaline rushed teenagers slug each other to assert dominance.
We start off the story with our boy Takemichi who is a complete loser. He’s 26 years old and works in a video rental shop. He is constantly getting harassed by his manager who is younger than him. His miserable life was the definition of disaster. His apartment was full of garbage and cockroaches, he’s late on his rent and to top it all off, he’s single lol. Don’t worry, it’s not all bad the director says, lets’s just Isekai him lol.
Wish granted and Takemichi gets pushed in front of a train and boom, he time travels back to his younger rebellious days. With his childhood gang, they immediately go looking for trouble. They go around challenging gang members to a fight but end up getting bullied by a gang that was 2 years older. They get their ass whooped and not long after Takemici becomes the slave of this older gang and is forced to fight in matches against people of their choosing.
All may seem bad but here comes Mikey and Draken, the captain and vice-captain of Touman, the number 1 gang in Tokyo. Luckily they come in and save the day…..and make Takemici their bitch lol. Just joking, they actually become really good friends despite their positions and ranking. I believe that deep down, everyone in Touman has a really good heart. I never thought I would say this in my life but after watching this anime, damn….. I want to join a gang lol.
The story revolves around Takemichi’s redemption in life and his quest to save his old girlfriend Hinata Tachibana. In the future where he came from, he witnesses on the news the death of his old lover. He has the ability to time travel back and forth under one condition, by connecting hands with Naoto Tachibana. So at this point, he can travel back and forth between the past and future to see if his actions had any effects on saving Hina’s life.
A lot of things happened and we fast forward to the Black Dragon fight. Takemici, Mitsuya, Chifuyu and Hakai are facing off against Taiju the 9th Black Dragon Boss. The situation is pretty dire for our first division captain Takemichi and second division captain Mitsuya. It was a literal slugfest, but a must needed arc for the development of our protagonist.
Takemichi is literally the shittest fighter I’ve ever seen in my anime watching life, but no one can deny this fact, and it’s that this man has balls of steel. His loyalty to his friends and unwavering will has earned him the respect of his members. As he continues to fight for his goals, I have no doubt that he will achieve the position of captain one day. Does that answer your question? 😉
Hello Kohais!!! It is I, AnimeReview Senpai back at it again with a fire review. Sorry, I’ve disappeared from this space, I have been super busy with my life and never really got a chance to reconnect with this space mentally and spiritually. But now I’m back stronger than ever and I’m committed to making 1 post per week!!!
Shaman King is about literally what the title says, the fight to become a shaman king. What is a shaman you may wonder? Pretty much someone who interacts with spirits and becomes a badass. I’m literally so happy they made a remake of this anime because I grew up loving this anime. Let’s get into it shall we?
First, we have the protagonist Asakura Yoh. If you look up aloof in the dictionary, you’ll probably see his picture there lol. Yoh is engaged to Anna, who’s pretty much a devil re-incarnate who will give you here special training from hell. Not to mention the infamous backhand that will destroy all men. You’ve got Manta who is like the only normie in the show but he’s from a rich family so it’s all goods lol.
Yoh has been able to see spirits all his life but it was a completely different case for Manta. Manta was a rich boy would was forced to study hard and become the successor of his father’s worldwide compnay. On his way back from night class he decided to take a short cut through the graveyard and that’s where he met up with Yoh who was star gazing. Next thing you know it, he ended up becoming friends with Yoh.
This show will take you down nostalgia lane and you’ll get to see the old faces of our beloved characters. I’m not going to spoil it for you guys but yes, Hao does end up becoming the Shaman King lol. But what is important it the friendship and adventure the team have together. It’s inspirational to see the growth of each individual character (not you Ren, you’re still short lol) and how they come together to face a common enemy. Even though they have their own convictions and ideas, going down different paths in what they believe in, they still respect each other as friends and I found that really beautiful.
I would highly recommend watching this 10/10 remake as the animations has improved for the better whilst still retaining the core qualities of humour, character development and action that we all love from the original anime. Can’t wait to see what the sequel has install for us with the limelight being on Yoh and Anna’s son, Asakura Hana.
Fear Is Freedom! Subjugation Is Liberation! Contradiction Is Truth! These Are The Truths Of This World!
Sexy girls wearing skimpy clothing while fighting each other to the death, what more can you ask? Kill La Kill has one of the most original plot, characters and animation that I’ve ever seen during my 20 years of watching anime. This anime clearly deserves more credit and recognition which is exactly what I’m going to give it!
We’ll start off with our main girl Ryuko Matoi. She is a transfer student who has recently return to her home town. Upon her arrival, she finds her dad getting stabby stabby in the living room. In shock and desperation, she pursues the murderer. The plot pretty much revolves around the mystery of a high school girl on her quest for vengeance. But of course, that would be wayyyyy too boring without any fan service lol.
This anime introduced the concept of Life Fibres, essentially fabric with power boosting capabilities. When woven into normal clothes, they give insane power ups, and transformation capabilities. Henshin!!! And the transformations are not for the feint of heart 😉 It has been scientifically proven that, the increased skin exposure helps the anime girls to reach their full potential………. no complaints here.
The popping visual give it a unique appeal towards the retro fans that are into the classics such as Cowboy Bebop and Dr.Slump. The cataclysmic scale of colour vomit seemingly integrates into the anime without any hiccups. With over the top action, drama and humour, this anime really hits a home run for the fan service loving Otakus that are searching for something entertaining to watch.
The story revolves around Ryuko trying to unlock the mystery behind her fathers death. She enrols into Honnouji Academy and fights her way towards the top. The student president council Satsuki Kiryūin. I find it interesting how Ryuko and Satsuki are half sisters? Their father was definitely a player lol. And the best girl of this whole anime would have to be Mako Mankashoku, who has the worst timing, always making the whole squad laugh. Ryuko quickly befriends Mako and lives with her. Potato croquettes are consumed on a daily basis because the mother doesn’t know how to cook anything else lol. Mako’s family consists of a hopelessly perverted dad and a little brother who tries to take advantage of any fan service like us viewers.
Let me tell you what I think about this high school. It’s nuts lol. You’ve got a bunch of weirdo’s who form the student council. We have the masochist, the computer data geek, the cocky kendo kid and the pink hair girl who is pretty cute tbh lol. Ryuko has to defeat each and every one of the student council before she can face the council president, Satsuki Kiryūin. Satsuki is by far the strongest in this high school and dominates every aspect of it. She is the daughter of the great lady Ragyō Kiryūin who is the CEO of the organisation REVOC that integrates life fibres into nearly 90% of the clothing worldwide.
The most noticeable scene was the battle royal because this event got interrupted by Nui Harime, the grand courtier, who revealed to Ryuko that she was the one would murdered her dad. SHIT HIT THE FAN PEOPLE! Ryuko transforms into this uncontrollable beast that goes on a massive rampage nearly killing everyone in sight. Good thing our best friend Mako came to the rescue with her melodramatic flashbacks that was sure to pull a few heart strings and knock a few teeth out with laughter lolololol.
And not to mention this Libertarian group called the Nudist Beach, who fights within the shadows to eradicate the existence of Life Fibres. With their leader, the perverted undercover high school teach who’s clothing always slips off at the most unconventional times, Aikuro Mitsukagi, it completes the fan-service without leaving the female audience out. Interestingly enough, Life Fibres were extraterrestrial beings that invaded earth millennia’s ago with the aim to take over earth as a food source.
The fighting gets more and more intense as Kyuko and Senketsu gains a bunch of new abilities, and one that even allows her to fly! What’s more beautiful is that she regains the lost relationship with her sister, Satsuki. Watching them fight alongside each other makes it a special bonding anime moment that is hard to find anywhere else. Plus their Kamuis didn’t cover anything and it was fantastic to watch lol.
Watch it and you won’t be disappointed. With the original story line, animation and soundtracks, this anime will definitely make it to your top 10 all time favourites. If anything else, just watch it for humour because I’m sure Mako will make you laugh up a storm lol.
Now I need something big and hard, or I just can’t endure it. Megumin- Explosion Magic
Welcome to the world of Konosuba, where the traditional Isekai standards are thrown out the window and laughed upon for its normality. Humour, wild cards and sexy girls definitely make this anime ONE OF THE BEST that I’ve ever seen. The perfect combination of music, plot (and did I say hot girls?) all blended into one spectacular anime. Kinda like a delicious fruit smoothie on a hot summers day. SATISFYING.
Let’s start off with your average Isekai death ritual. We’ve got our NEET Kazuma who was walking back from his venture to the game store. With his R18+ game in hand, he saw his attractive boner inducing classmate about to get hit by a car. Being the stereotypical good guy at the wrong time, he decides to jump in and take the blow for her. In the end, the girl lived, the car was fine andddddd he died of an emotional shock. Even his parents laughed at the cause of death lol
In the afterlife, he meets this beautiful goddess named Aqua, who too laughed at his cause of death. Kazuma was given two very interest choices for his good deed. To be reincarnated into the human world once again, or to be reincarnated into an alternate world. He was permitted one wish which was to bring anything with him. A powerful sword, crazy psychic powers, incredible wealth but with a comedic turn of events due to Kazuma being butthurt, he pointed to the goddess and chose her instead.
Off they go into a fantasy world. You would think that Kazuma is incredibly lucky to have such a hot goddess helping him out but you would be wrong. This goddess is not only physically THICC but mentally THICC in the head as well lol. With literally 0 intelligence points, she uses her level up points on the only useful skill known to man. That’s right people, a skill that allows her to shoot up a minuscule stream of water from her fan to show off as a party trick. NATURE’S BEAUTY!
Kazuma gains a couple more girls into his harem. The 3rd member goes by the name of Megumin. The Arch Wizard who’s only one love and true desire is to blow shit up with explosion magic. However, after casting one, she becomes completely useless to the point where her teammates literally have to carry her lol. The 4th member is called Darkness.From the name who could probably deduce that she is a masochist who finds it pleasurable to get beaten up physically and mentally. Well tbh no one was expecting that but it sure as hell funny lol
They go many adventures together and by facing various challenges their friendship foster into something truly “unique”. Kazuma is the brains of the herd as you can probably see the others are pretty useless by themselves lol. Their ultimate goal is to defeat the Devil King but to be honest, they didn’t really get anywhere in the first season because due to a series of unfortunate events caused by Aqua. Credits to Aqua in the second season where she became a little more useful in the fights lol.
If you’re wanting something lighthearted for the shits and gigs then this anime will be able to satisfy your 2am munchies. Do not try to search for any seriousness in the anime because everything they do or say is pretty much a joke. I thoroughly enjoyed the comedic plot as well as the jokes being thrown around. You’ll fall in love with the main characters as they are all “unique” in some way or another. Hopefully, they will announce a season 3 because this anime deserves more episodes 🙂
Welcome to the world of No Game No Life, an anime where brother-sister complexes are acceptable and games determine everything. This anime is within my favourite top three anime and I’m gonna try and bring you into the dark side as well 😉 Sit down, relax and bring your full undivided attention onto this screen to experience a world you’ve never seen before.
It all starts off as a hobby of playing games. Either that or crippling social anxiety that causes one to stay cooped up in your room all day. Sora and Shiro are world renowned for their gaming abilities. With one exception. Nobody knows their true identity! They are known as Blank because they would often leave their usernames blank. Go figure lol. However, we can see their skills really are unparallel and nobody can beat them when they work together.
One day after winning a world gaming tournament from their room, they receive a peculiar email. It was a game of chess which really took them a few hours to beat. Not only that, they accepted the fact of being sent to a world which only revolves around games as a joke. Annnnnnnnd they really did get sent to another world. Truth be told kids, if you don’t want to be sent to another world, don’t respond to spam emails.
Detesting the social norms is a regular routine for most adolescents. A mutual understanding between the viewers and the protagonists can easily be established based on this normative concept. As they arrive in a world called Disboard, they become bound by the Ten Pledges spell that strictly forbids them to use any means of violence. That means EVERYTHING must be decided by games and the rules are there to enforce it. Right up in Blanks alley 😉
The siblings travel to a nation called Elkia, and along the way, we can see them winning against various mountain bandits for clothes and money.Decretion is advised and scamming people for their money is not recommended. Unless you’ve been transported to another world then, by all means, do whatever the hell you have to in order to survive lol.
Blank encounters our first Waifu, Stephanie Dola, the granddaughter of the deceased king. The girl was packing my brothers. Seeing that the nation was on a verge of becoming mincemeat to the other surrounding nations, Shiro and Sora decide to run for rulers themselves. The intricate plans and strategic manoeuvres used to exploit weaknesses in games was phenomenal. Brimming with potential and limitless possibilities, the first thing they did was make Stephanie fall in love with Shiro lol.
The gag comic style mixed with highly intelligent conversations and fan service galore will surely capture your attention. This is no ordinary anime, my friends because it’s ranked among the top god-tier animes that should forever be worshipped till the end of times. With good intentions, Sora and Shiro lead Elkia to the path of world domination (16 countries altogether) until they can challenge the god of games Tet.
They encounter tough enemies along the way such as Kurami Zell, the flat is justice girl. The game was based on chess but with a twist. Sometimes the chess pieces do not respond to the commands properly and simply chose to ignore them. The players are able to directly influence the chess pieces. Sora takes the advantage when it comes to dirty tactics, turning the tide of battle into victory.
Their next opponent is the horny flügel, Jibril. They were keen on retaking the library back so that they could research on the Eastern Federation, home of the Werebeasts.They decided to play Shiritoti, but again with a twist! The spoken words will come to life or disappear depending on the player. One thing leads to another and the brother-sister complex gets out of hand……but they had to do it in order to secure a victory! The Hypernova scene at the end of the game was hella sick so don’t miss it!
Now they have Jibril as their humble sexy servant. Sadly, after discovering that the information in the library was useless, Sora and Shiro decide to have a look at the late King’s will in a hidden part of the mansion. It was revealed that The Eastern Federation always use video games for their challenges! Talk about right up your alley! The first person multiplayer shooter game against Izuna Hatsuse was intense. With mystery, action and backstabbing, the plot takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions that makes you want to scream “I LOVE THIS ANIMEEEEE!!!!”. And you’ll probably be into Loli as well so don’t blame me lol.
Not only did Blank win back Elkia’s land, they decide to challenge the leader of the Eastern Federation Miko the sexy fox for the right to govern the Werebeasts. The game was a simple coin flip so I’ll leave you to see who wins in the end 😉 But wow season was already lit as hell, don’t forget to watch season 2 for more awesomeness!
We all die someday, but as long as someone keeps a person’s wishes alive, they won’t really die.
Welcome to the world of Nanatsu No Taizai or The Seven Deadly Sins, which is a tale about the medieval times. First, we’ll do a bit of introduction for the newbies so that you guys can catch up. Not only was this anime based on medieval times, the writers decided to throw in demons, angels and supernatural abilities in there too. Holy shit, this anime will keep you at the edge of your seats throughout the season. Both of them! lol
The main protagonist Meliodas, the sin of Wrath is not your typical boy. He’s actually a 3000-year-old Demon and is the son of Satan. That escalated quickly lol. He’s not as cute as he seems. He’s actually the captain of the Seven Deadly sins. And is also the biggest pervert in the anime lol. As you can see below, he enjoys grabbing big boobs and having a sneak peek at panties as a hobby.
For those of you know don’t know what the 7 sins are they compose of the following. Greed, Envy, Sloth, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony and Pride. Each member representing each sin corresponding to their characteristics and individual desires seen in the anime. Not sure why Meliodas wasn’t Lust but who am I to complain lol.
The story is set in a country called Liones, Britania. The seven deadly sins were considered the strongest of the holy knights. Ten years ago, there was a rumour that the seven deadly sins were planning to overthrow the kingdom. This was bullshit btw, they were framed. They had to disband the crew tried to keep a low profile. But thanks to Elizabeth who sets out to find the Seven Deadly Sins, they are now once again reunited.
Elizabeth Liones, is the 4th Princess of the Liones Kingdom. She is a princess who has a benevolent and kind nature. Think of Hinata. Yeah, Waifu material lol. She is the 107th reincarnation of the super hottie Supreme Deity daughter Goddess Elizabeth and also the reincarnation of Liz who was Meilodas’s past lover.
And who can forget Hawk! The captain of the leftover knights! The strongest character in the anime (self-proclaimed). Hawk is a talking pig with the moral conscience to keep Meliodas in character. Oh and the Boar Hat is actually built on top of Hawk’s mum who is hugeeeee! Hawk can be uptight most of the time but I find him reliable, trustworthy and full of courage. His heart is definitely in the right place ❤
Now with all the introductions out of the way, let’s get into the movie. Picking up from season 2, the fight with the 10 commandments was over but shit was still over the place so I don’t really know where this movie fits into the timeline but oh well. The movie starts off with each member gathering ingredients. It was revealed that the King of Liones’s birthday was coming up and they were going to have a BIG celebration.
Meliodas heard a rumour from somewhere that the meat of a sky fish is extremely delicious and he wanted to get some for his old friend the king. While the others have already finished their share of hunting-gathering, Meliodas has been slacking off as usual lol. He instead tries to cook an apple pie with Ban as the head chef and everything was looking as good as usual. However, nobody wanted to have a taste lol. The brave Escanor took up the challenge and boooooom, rainbow vomit everywhere!
Meliodas and Hawk decide to go wash off the skittle coloured vomit in a nearby pond. Melios takes a look and he sees something very unusual. It was a herd of Sky Fish!!! Meliosdas and Hawk decide to jump in and little did they know it was actually a portal to sky island! On the other hand, a Melioodas look-alike also popped out from the pond at the same time! His name is Solaad and he is a celestial with wings. They are the descendants of the goddess clan!
The winged people were there to greet the Meliodas and Hawk. They were trying to capture Solaad for running away from his soldier duties. So they mistakenly took Meliodas instead due to their facial similarities and well pretty everything about them was similar tbh. However, Hawk becomes an instant hero because he looks exactly like the great warrior Oshiro and pretty much gets worshipped. The Celestials are the protectors of a giant egg that has many demons sealed inside it from 3000 years ago.
And out of nowhere a demon group called the Six Knights of Black appeared and attacked Solaad and the Seven Deadly Sins at Liones. Their goal is to ultimately crack the big egg and unleash the ultimate evil from the inside. Solaad eventually convinces the Seven Deadly Sins to help out at the sky temple. However because Galla destroyed the pond portal, the crew had to take the long way there. That’s right team, Mama Hawk takes flight!
As the big egg starts to crack, the rest of the Six Knights of Black are released. Their names aren’t important but they were all strong as hell. The leader of the group Bellion holds a 3000-year-old grudge against Meliodas. He has once declined entry into the 10 Commandments because at the time he was too weak. So he’s pretty much butthurt and takes his anger out on Meliodas. Meliodas was having quite a hard time fending off all of the Six Knights and he was pushed to the limits.
Reinforcements finally arrived after Meliodas got stabbed by the sacred Wing Sword which is a specialized anti-demon sword. Don’t worry guys our captain won’t die that easily. They manage to pull it out and the fight continues. The Seven Deadly Sins took out all of the Knights and there was just one left, their leader Bellion. He used his teammates’ souls to break the seal on the giant egg and booooom comes out the Indura of Retribution. What will happen? Go watch it! 🙂
Definitely, recommend this anime/movie to all you guys who are into supernatural powers and fan service. There is actually a good easy to follow plot to this movie so don’t get discouraged if you haven’t seen season 1 or 2. The visuals are stunning and the mystery will keep you wondering even after the movie has finished 🙂
The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.
Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.
Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.
The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind. The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.
We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast.
Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.
The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality.
As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity, there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.
The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉
The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉
Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out.
This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol. The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol
They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!
It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol
The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time.Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!
Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.
Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!
Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol
The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.
He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!
Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol
Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.
The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival.
Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.
The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..
Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack.
There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?
Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death.With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.
As you live, you lose reasons and hope. But as you keep going, you pick up new reasons and hope.
With possibly the most awesome intro opening GuessWho Is Back that immediately captures your attention, get your daughters pregnant and makes you jizz your pants all within 4 seconds of the opening tune. Combined with comedy, crisp animations and very interesting characters (some to the point of cringe-worthy), Black Clover has definitely taken the spotlight by storm. Foreshadowed since the very first episode, Asta received a 5 leaf clover grimoire. With the dark aura enveloping the shit out of that book, there’s no way you couldn’t tell Asta will be one badass mofo. Fast forward a year and to episode 49, we can see the Black Bulls are having an all-out brawl against the Eye of the Midnight Sun Vetto. As you can see in the above picture, Vetto is shitting his pants against my boy Asta.
Vanessa along with Finral combined their magic to produce a multi-dimensional sling-shot with Asta at the end of it. As cool as that sounds, everyone was pretty much distracted by Vanessa’s rack lol. As Asta was flung across the portals, he got closer and closer to inflicting damage and finally was able to stick his big black dick demon sword into the hairy beast. But of course, with animal instincts of Vetto, he smacked the shit out of Asta like he was a fly. Long story short, Asta’sdemon form got triggered leading to the victory of the fight. Not giving up on his dreams and having flashbacks of his longtime lover Yuno, he gets back up with 2 broken arms (tough as fuck) to finally put an end to all the fight.
Because Vetto is an absolute tank (not even taking severe blood loss into consideration), gets up for the 4th fucking time after being knocked down. Not having to do with any more of this bullshit, Captain Yami decides to surpass his limits and bust out of the dimensional prison that he was in. He came to the fight, praising everyone for their efforts and revealed that he’s ganna finish Vetto of by himself. YOU LOST TO HIM LAST TIME YOU TWAT, is what everyone had in mind but this time he whips out his DARK CLOAKED DIMENSION SLASH and mutilated Vetto in a “split” second. See what I did there? Probably not, go watch it. LMAO
Now we’re up to episode 63 where the Witches forest is under attack from the Diamond Kingdom + Eye of The Midnight Sun. Asta recently got his arms healed by the Queen of Witches in exchange for protecting the forest. He’s was battling with Fana who has the Salamander Nature Spirit. She was pretty batshit crazy but our boy Asta used the slingshot Bull Thrust Technique to defeat her!
He was able to make friends with his former enemy Mars of the diamond kingdom guy with diamond magic. But now he’s up against a formidable opponent Lardos who has an absorption/release magic and its hella difficult to defeat. Asta was trying his best to defeat him but his body has taken a toll from the fight with Fana. Lardos was being disrespectful as hell and was bragging that he would kill all of Asta’s friends once he’s done disposing of him.
Now, this is the long-awaited moment, this dark sensation causing goosebumps that will forever change the history of anime forever! Asta’s demon form got released once again but this time he was able to control it! The animation and music combination was on point making viewers at home screaming out loud with pure satisfaction! It was literally that amazing my friends and it’s an episode you do not want to miss!
This was made possible due to the Witch Queen’s blood transfusion into Asta, the demon power was able to be accelerated and increased output. Now you can see Asta taking flight and fighting on par with Lardos. Some of the scenes were a bit disappointing and looked a bit childish but nonetheless, the finishing move Black Meteorite made up for it! 🙂 Even though Asta looks like a demon, he still had his usual stupid personality which I’m sure everyone will be glad to hear.
The fight ended on a good note and everything was going well….until the queen arrived. She used her Blood Controlling Magic to restrain everyone and took control of Asta’s body in order to use him for her future fights. Now Asta has been ordered to kill everyone I really hate the Queen of Witches atm. What will happen next? You’ll have to find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. lol
I have to admit that up till this point Noel did a great job getting over her fears of hurting people. The no longer useless Noel has gone as far as learning a new spell Roar of the Sea Dragon that absolutely not only overwhelmed Vetto and Fana in strength! Definitely most improved and wife material close second to Hinata from Naruto. The team-up of Vanessa, Finral and Asta was truthfully unexpected but somehow effective. It only took like 40+ episodes to finally reveal that Vanessa used string magic and that Grey was actually a chick. Wait, Grey was a chick all along?!?!?!?! Nonetheless, she’s pretty cute and shy so it’s understandable.
Grey Waifu, who would have thought you were this cute ❤