My Dress-Up Darling: Episode 11 Love Hotel Will Gojo Finally Become a Man?

My dress-up Darling is one of, if not, THE BEST rom-coms of 2022. You’ve got your shut-in doll maker Gojo-Kun, whose sole purpose in life is to follow in his grandpa’s footsteps and become a master doll maker. Then you’ve got your typical pretty girl Kitagawa Marin who is absolutely into anime cosplay and the biggest tease of all time. Put them together and you’ll get fireworks 😉

Gojo-Kun is a high school student and an aspiring doll maker who is currently perfecting his crafts. However, he has hit a roadblock in his development and doesn’t know how to get over it. One day, he goes into the sewing club’s room after school to use the sewing machine and to his surprise, he finds Kitagawa there. And you guessed it, one thing led to another and bam. Sex scene. Jokes lol.

Kitagawa Marin is the type of girl who absolutely loves anime. She loves to dress up as her favourite characters. The catch is, shes absolutely rubbish at making costumes. But it’s ok, she’s a banger so we’ll let it slide. But to be honest, these two are a match made in heaven. You’ve got a shut-in who’s only goal in life is to sit at home and make pretty voodoo dolls while the girl is a crack head who’s pretty much up to anything lol.

Fast forward, they go shopping, watch anime together, get takeaways, and eventually fall in love with each other. Gojo was head over heels for Kitagawa from the start but it was interesting to see Kitagawa slowly start to develope feelings for him over the 12 episodes. They eventually got into taking photos and one thing led to another and they mistakenly booked a love hotel for their photoshoot.

Jojo pose, jojo pose, jojo pose? They got into quite a riskque position didn’t they? Well, that’s what you get when you put a girl who can’t control his wood into a room with a sexy succubi cosplayer. They nearly kissed but were rudely interrupted by the receptionist. It’s ok team nothing really happed and we’re left with another cliff hanger thanks to the receptionist cock blocking us.

Season one ended with fireworks and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I was a little thrown off by the tongue scene that Kitagawa pulled but adds to the comedy of the series. But it’s ok, the romance will sure to continue as the second season will be full of sexual tension and potentially more love triangles 😉

Shinju Waifu ❤

Tokyo Revenger: Will Takemichi Ever Become The Captain Of The Black Dragon or Toman?

Who doesn’t love a good fight? Nothing more says I’m the biggest simp on earth than time-travelling a whole decade and slugging a few gangsters to save the girl you love lol. Tokyo Revengers by LidenFilms really hits the nail on the head with the storyline, animation and overall awesomeness. Nothing gets my blood pumping than a great fight scene where a bunch of adrenaline rushed teenagers slug each other to assert dominance.

We start off the story with our boy Takemichi who is a complete loser. He’s 26 years old and works in a video rental shop. He is constantly getting harassed by his manager who is younger than him. His miserable life was the definition of disaster. His apartment was full of garbage and cockroaches, he’s late on his rent and to top it all off, he’s single lol. Don’t worry, it’s not all bad the director says, lets’s just Isekai him lol.

Wish granted and Takemichi gets pushed in front of a train and boom, he time travels back to his younger rebellious days. With his childhood gang, they immediately go looking for trouble. They go around challenging gang members to a fight but end up getting bullied by a gang that was 2 years older. They get their ass whooped and not long after Takemici becomes the slave of this older gang and is forced to fight in matches against people of their choosing.

All may seem bad but here comes Mikey and Draken, the captain and vice-captain of Touman, the number 1 gang in Tokyo. Luckily they come in and save the day…..and make Takemici their bitch lol. Just joking, they actually become really good friends despite their positions and ranking. I believe that deep down, everyone in Touman has a really good heart. I never thought I would say this in my life but after watching this anime, damn….. I want to join a gang lol.

The story revolves around Takemichi’s redemption in life and his quest to save his old girlfriend Hinata Tachibana. In the future where he came from, he witnesses on the news the death of his old lover. He has the ability to time travel back and forth under one condition, by connecting hands with Naoto Tachibana. So at this point, he can travel back and forth between the past and future to see if his actions had any effects on saving Hina’s life.

A lot of things happened and we fast forward to the Black Dragon fight. Takemici, Mitsuya, Chifuyu and Hakai are facing off against Taiju the 9th Black Dragon Boss. The situation is pretty dire for our first division captain Takemichi and second division captain Mitsuya. It was a literal slugfest, but a must needed arc for the development of our protagonist.

Takemichi is literally the shittest fighter I’ve ever seen in my anime watching life, but no one can deny this fact, and it’s that this man has balls of steel. His loyalty to his friends and unwavering will has earned him the respect of his members. As he continues to fight for his goals, I have no doubt that he will achieve the position of captain one day. Does that answer your question? 😉

Senju is your Waifu who you haven’t met yet ❤

Rent a Girlfriend

She was the first girlfriend I ever had, and she dumped me after just one month?

Welcome you sad lonely souls to the world of Rent-A-Girlfriend! For all you lonely virgin out there, who have never come in contact, yet alone talk to a beautiful woman, I hope this anime will help guide you your much needed salvation. These girls are the creme of the crop, the apex of beautiful women that will make every head turn no matter where they go. If your ready to take your first step to redeem your pathetic virgin life, let’s get into it! Team Single Pringles, let’s gooooo!

The story starts off with a 1st year college student Kazuya Kiyoshita. He tells us that his love life is going great. His first hottie girlfriend is Mami-chan and about 30 seconds later, we can see that she’s breaking up with him, and he’s back to being a lonely virgin again lol. Kazuya falls into a great depression as the love of his life broke up with him. After throwing a few too many tissues into the bin and scrolling through adult sites as an undercover minor on private mode, Kazuya decides to download the rent-a-girlfriend, Diamond app to get his life back on track.

Kazuya arrives at the designated spot to wait for his rental girlfriend. Still feeling down in the dumps, he wasn’t expecting too much from this date. Our rental girlfriend, Waifu of the year Chizuru walks in and then bam, Kazuya’s whole world was literally turned upside down! She was a perfect 10/10, Class A hottie of every man’s dream. However, no matter how hard Chizuru tried to make him happy during the date, Kazuya was so depressed that he viewed all her actions as insincere. Because of this after he got home, he left her a 1 star rating on the Diamond app lol

The real fun begins on their second date where Chizuru reveals her true colours and calls him out for being a depressed lil B***H lol. They couldn’t finished their little aquarium date because Kazuya received a phone call from his parents saying that his grandma has been hospitalised…..again. Somehow one thing lead to another and Chizuru got dragged along to the hospital as well. AND THAT KIDS IS HOW THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY WAS BORN. Kazuya being under pressure decides to introduce Chizuru to his family as his girlfriend!!! Now what’s worse is that his family fully denied that their hopeless son and grandson was able to land this total hottie lol.

Oh, you say they can break up afterwards? What’s the big deal right? WELL, this is the anime world we’re talking about and of course we have to make it complicated right? It turns out Chizuru’s grandma is an inpatient at the very same hospital and that both of the grandmas were close friends with each other! Kazuya and Chizuru were trying to hide from their grandmothers, but Kazuya was having a hard time trying to hide his you know what……. lol. Who could blame the 18 year old boy at the peak of his youth, filled with testosterone ready to engage in baby making. Not today because, Chizuru quickly shuts him down a a swift kick to the nuts lol

It is agreed by both parties that Kazuya is to rent Chizuru for 1 hour every Wednesday to keep this girlfriend boyfriend charade going. But however, it wasn’t easy because they actually had to convince their friends as well lol. One day, Kazuya was on a date with Chizuru and boom, they ran into their friends who happened to be going to a nearby pub. They walked in, opened the door and helloooooo ex girlfriend lololol. Ex-girlfriend Mami was sitting there staring in confusion at how her dumbass ex-boyfriend managed to land this total hottie lol.

And we all know how manipulative Mami is and that she wants nothing but the worse for our Kazuya. She does everything in her power to sabotage Kayuza’s and Chizuru’s relationship because she just couldn’t stand the fact how her ex-boyfrind has already moved on from her. Just let our virgin boy have a bit of happiness please lol. From a viewers perspective, nobody likes Mami due to her cold hearted nature. But from my point of view, she be pretty hot like that 😉 lol

To make things more interesting, let’s throw Ruka Sarashina into the mix who is also in love with Kazuya!!!! She was also a rental girlfriend, who is a 10/10 on the hotness scale. If you put her next to the sun, the sun would pretty much burn up lol. Ruka has quite a stubborn personality and is definitely the clingy type who messages her now boyfriend Kazuya over 300 millions times per day lol. I find this quite cute as she actually loves Kazuya with all her heart and is willing to do anything for him. Yes, she even lets him continue with the rental girlfriend business lol. What a dream girl I say.

Oh, you thought there couldn’t be any more girls? Boom, you’ve got Sumi Sakurasawa who is a redhead loli who’s a 10/10 herself. With beauty to match with the other girls in the series and her dandere personality, she’s a force to be reckoned with for the shipping department lol. With the over abundance of choices, I wonder how Kazuya even sleeps at night lol. She doesn’t really have much to say on dates but I think she’s just starting to come out of her shell and it’s a good development to see. She has to potential to become waifu #3 of the Kazuya harem lol

There you have it, with the overabundance of fan service, original story line and great character development, you would be silly not to watch this amazing anime. Waiting for season 2 is killing me because what happens in the manga is no doubt one of the most exciting things I’ve ever read in my entire 26 year old life. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll love it just as much as I do. Time to buy a body pillow now I guess lol.

Don’t forget to watch our national waifu’s in season 2!

Code Geass- 10 Steps to World Domination

Do you want world domination? Necessities such as money, power and beautiful women could be yours. I can assure you that you will not be able to obtain any of those things. Nonetheless, please continue reading this article for a laugh. Please do not try this at home because of my concerns for your general well being.

Step 1: You will need purple eyes. If you weren’t born with purple eyes, and you still want to be Lelouch- go and buy contact lens. The one with a Geass pattern on it.

Step 2: You’ll need to stop all the aerobic exercises you love. Lelouch never exercises. For every 30 seconds of running, take a 30 minute break.

Step 3: Become a total god at chess. Move around your most important piece like the king and say philosophical shit like; “If the king doesn’t move then his subjects won’t follow”. Never lose.

Step 4: Find an immortal Green Hair girl who is hot and dodgy as shit. Make sure she has a pizza fetish.

Step 5: Have a best friend who you love during school but try to kill each other whenever you’re out of school.

Step 6: Be overdramatic and announce everything. “I, Lelouch Vi Britainina commands you get me a scone”. This way people know how serious you are.

Step 7: Take over an organization with Gundams and weapons. Create lots of royal followers.

Step 8: Select a country you hate. Try your home country if you’re out of options. Win at the very last episode of season 2.

Step 9: Become the king of the world and dominate.

Step 10: Plan for your assassination because the world doesn’t need any hatred.

Oh, you’re still here? Congratulations, my King. Now go out there and make some friends lol. Leave a comment if you love Code Geass ❤

Sexy Kallen Waifu ❤

Dragon Ball Super: Broly

I was so sure my strength was getting close to it’s peak. But, then this guy showed up and was so much stronger than me. And he’s a Saiyan, just like I am.

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Happy New Year Everyone!!!! I hope you all had a splendid time with your friends and family wherever in the world you guys are. Well for an Otaku like me, I spent my countdown watching this amazing anime that I’ve put off for a whole year! I had the chance to go see it in Japan and even had the whole of 2019 to watch it, but somehow I kinda put it off until now……. (K-Dramas were to blame)? Nonetheless it was absolutely phenomenal and mind blowing movie to watch.

Written by Akira Toriyama and directed by Tatsuya Nagamine, Toei animation has once again developed a masterpiece that rivals the movie Akira. With a box office hit of 124 million dollars worldwide, the movie was such a huge hit amongst the otaku fanbase worldwide.

The story revolves roughly 40 years ago when Frieza’s dad King Cold was ruling over planet Vegeta. King Vegeta has a son that we all know today as Prince Vegeta, who had a super high power level. He believed that his son was the shit until he realised that there was a kid named Broly with an even higher, to the point of abnormal power level.

Being the salty king that he is, Broly was exiled to a shit-hole planet called Vampa where it was practically uninhabitable. Broly’s dad Paragus learns of the news, steals a ship and follows his son. He plans to take revenge by raising Broly up to become the best warrior the universe has ever seen.

Very nostalgic seeing Goku’s parents, Gine and Bardock. We got to see the amount of affection that they had towards their youngest son. However, the Frieza army decided to destroy planet Vegeta so they had to send Goku off to earth in a sad farewell, never to see him again.

Fast forward to the current Dragon Ball Super timeline after the tournament of power, we can see everyone having a good time. Goku and Vegeta were having their usual practice match, Whiz was eating all the desserts and Berus was well, you know, sleeping as usual lol.

The animations were cripier than a juicy apple. Let your eyes bite into the succulent animation, clean fighting techniques and clear FPS that Toei Animation has brought you. Most of the time during a fight scene, you’re like…..what the hell is going on? But with this movie, you can literally follow everything as they have brought it down a notch. Bravo to you guys.

Bulma was collecting the dragon balls in order to fulfill her ultimate wish, to make her self 5 years younger. Freiza decided to steal the dragon balls from her in order to fulfil his ultimate wish, that was to make himself 5 cms taller…….. I’ve had enough of these two (table flip and walks out of the room).

The last dragon ball was located in Antartica and fast forward shit a little bit, Goku Vegeta, Freiza and Broly were having a stand off in penguin land. It was literraly a hour full slugfest which should have been boring as hell but surprisngly very entertaining to the last minute. Shoutout to Frieza who took a beating from Broly for 1 whole hour as Goku and Vegeta were trying perform a fusion lol.

This anime originated from the manga Dragon Ball Minus and Toei did an amazing job turning it into an anime masterpiece. Shoutout to Akira and the crew for making my 2020 New Year amazing 🙂

Waifu of the New Year goes to Bulma ❤

Digimon Tri

DigiDestined

Being a Digidestined means that sometimes you have to save the world, even if you’re the one who caused the problem.

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I think you would love to have a Digivice of your own!

Welcome to the world of Digimon Tri where the nostalgic part of your childhood has come back 20 years later to scream in your face, DIGIVOLUTIONNNNN! I’m sure that every Digimon fan is excited to see of original Digi-Destined all grown up right? Will Taichi and Yamato finally get along? Will Joe finally get a girlfriend? Will Koushiro finally grow a pair of balls to ask Mimi out? Without further ado lets cut to the chase!

The whole shebang is set 3 years after Digimon 02. The Digi-Destined are all teenagers now and man are they faced with some tough challenges. We’ve all been there and done that so this anime becomes extremely relatable as each one of them goes through their teenage drama phase. But I must say, the person who caught me most off guard was Takeru who turned out to be the biggest player out of the bunch lol.

It’s great to see all of them reunited once again! The Digimon and Digi-Destined are ecstatic as they haven’t seen each other in forever. The Digimon’s haven’t changed but the girls have if you know what I’m talking about huehuehuehue (Pervert mode activate). But no time for a sweet catch up because there’s a giant red beetle, Kuwagamon destroying everything in its path like a psycho maniac. 

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Emotional trauma slowly unravels as societal pressure and responsibilities weights down on the kids. This is evident from the get-go as we see our beloved Taichi turn from an upbeat fun loving boy into an anxious drama queen. However, it’s understandable given the circumstances of a life and death battle that takes place in the middle of Odaiba. TO BE FAIR he did a great job handling the situation and overcoming his fears. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE was having some sort issue and really had no idea what the hell they were doing. Sounds about right when you talk about teenagers lol. Congrats Toei for hitting the nail on the head for this concept because when I was a teenager, I had no clue what the hell I was doing either lol.

The animation was so no doubt LIT AF FAM. However after seeing the Digimon digivolve for the 6th time kinda makes you wonder why they didn’t put in warp digivolutions lol. Not gonna hate but if you ask me, the old digivolution scene still holds first place in my heart ❤ To be fair, I had really high expectations for this Digimon Tri, but the plot sorta fell through for me so, in reality, I was only watching it for the fights haha.

The whole story pretty much revolves around a new Digimon called Meicomon or commonly referred to as Mei-Chan by her partner Mei. 5 Star for name diversity lol. Mei-Chan is pretty much a cat Digimon which society anxiety issues. Mei joins the Digi-Destined as a new dandere member which I find to be pretty cute and balancing. Meicomon definitely be stealing a lot of hearts inside and outside of the anime with her cuteness. Yeah, it’s a girl Digimon, it took me about 10 episodes to finally get that memo. It’s a trapppppp lol.  

LONG STORY SHORT, Meicomon was an infected Digimon. This is not a spoiler because the very first scene of episode one hinted this so screw you haterrrrrrs. As Meicomon gets separated from Mei, her bad side comes out causing her to despise her partner and mutate into an evil form. So everyone had to run around back and forth between the real world and the digital world in order to find her.

To make things more complicated, they brought back Ken as an evil antagonist behind everything. However, we later discovered that it was actually Mr.Gennei??? Who isn’t really Mr.Gennei??? And this was all the plan of Yggdrasil the leader of the royal knights. Then they throw in some HOMEOSTASIS bullshit god of all Digimon and at this point, I don’t even know what the hell is going on anymore. But one thing for sure is that Jessmon was my all-time favourite Digimon in the series because of how cool he was ❤

It took about 26 episodes to finally defeat her, and during that time the Digimon lost their memories, Mr.Nishijima dies anddddd the Digi-Destined from 02 are found! To make the plot even worse Meicomon dies as Ken leaves us with a cliff hanger as to the next Digimon he’s going to infect. This is a genius way to promote the sequel but it sure as hell pissed off the majority of the viewers because practically nothing was explained lol. 

So my word of advice to you all is to watch Digimon Tri with an open mind. Digimon Tri is focused around the relationship of the Digi-Destined and their partners with the emphasis of GROWING UP compared to insane fights from 20 years ago. Lower your expectations and just enjoy the show like I did and you’ll be a lot happier in the end. The wave of nostalgia was cured after seeing all the cute Digimon and that was enough for me 🙂 

Digi-Destined Waifus are the best ❤

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Parasyte

Maybe humans are the closest thing to demons alive.

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Welcome to the unique world of Parasyte The Maxim, an anime that will leave you questioning humanities pretentious rights and how you have yet to be infected. The complexity and intricate plot will really shake your conscience, opening your eyes to the harsh reality typically unseen to the normal person. But tbh nobody is here for that, we just want to see some fighting and this anime definitely delivers!

Your main boy Shinichi Izumi was having a lonely night at home watching porn studying like a good high schooler. It was time to go to bed so that he could get up bright and early for school tomorrow morning. Some gooey worm-like creatures with little drills on their heads suddenly started to appear on earth, specifically in……. you guessed it, always Japan. Just look at these things, I could use some of these in my garden lol

The Parasytes are able to drill into the ears/nose of the human host and take over their brain. The green critter was trying to climb into Shinichi’s ears but he was wearing headphones. The next best place was his nose but the little critter failed because he sneezed lmao. Shinichi wakes up finding this green worm trying to borrow its way into his right arm. Doing everything in his power to stop the little shit, he grabs his headphone cable and ties it around his arm. Everything kinda went blank afterwards for Shinichi.

He wakes the next morning thinking that it was a bad dream and goes to school as usual. He notices very subtle changes in his body, like when he was about to get hit by a car, his right-hand transforms into a metal claw protecting him from imminent death. Yeah just the casual routine for everyone, no biggie. He goes home believing something is definitely wrong with his right hand and tries to stab it. And hello world, something very unusual appears!

Say hello to Migi! The Parasyte that Shinichi was able to prevent from travelling up to his brain has successfully fertilised his right hand lol. Shinichi was shocked as hell knowing that now his hand could talk back to him. And what’s worse the hand was able to materialize sharp metal blades that were able to cut through pretty much anything. I was genuinely surprised on how he didn’t piss his pants at this stage lol

Shinichi decides to call the Parasyte Migi which literally means right in Japanese. That is the most creative name I’ve ever heard. props to you Japan. The duo decides to share a mutualistic relationship as they both required each other to survive. Shinichi needed protection from other Parasytes while Migi needed Shinichi to be alive in order to survive. Migi starts reading books to obtain human knowledge and to become more fluent in Japanese which I found extremely cute.

The dynamic duo is faced with many dangerous Parasytes that are trying to kill them. Luckily for Shinichi, Migi is a super genius and all ways come up with solid solutions to get them both out of trouble. Like this one time, my boy Migi devised a plan to kill this Parasyte who broke into the school. Migi got Shinichi to stab a hole in the enemy and boom. Game over. One thing leads to another the duo bumps into another Parasyte called Yuko Tachikawa and learnt that Parasytes only kill only Parasytes for survival. 

Shinichi has a hot best friend Satomi Murano. He “accidentally” groped her the day before and decides to apologize for it. Migi is a pervert confirmed. He takes her out for a pancake date and the two have a great time. Afterwards, on their walk home, Satomi notices something strange about her childhood friend. He somewhat looks hotter after stopping three thugs from bullying a cat. At this point, we can confirm that Satomi was moist lol.

The story can’t be that smooth for Satomi right? They decided to throw in this super hottie Kana Kimishima into the love triangle just for kicks. Migi was able to tell that this waifu was able to detect Parasyte wavelengths making her one of a kind. Too bad she wasn’t there to tell him that his mum was infected as he came home and was stabbed in the chest. How would you feel if your mum has been missing for months, decides to return and tries to kill you? What a great surprise because you find out that she killed your dad as well……..

Don’t worry Shinichi could never die! Migi comes to the rescue and seals the hole in his chest for him. Because of this psychological change, Shinichi becomes an emotional pit of despair, pretty much on par as a Parasyte. Migi becomes increasingly tired and can only be active for about 4 hours per day or something lol. He literally becomes oblivious to other girls hitting on him and is able to kill living beings without a shred of empathy. His heightened sense of skills with Migi scythe allows him to face his mum without a problem. With the help of a new friend, he was able to take down his mum successfully with a surprise attack. 

There were so many great fights in this anime and it will be hard to mention them all. The highlight of the series will have to be when Shinichi was able to kill Hideo by throwing a rock from about a kilometre away, piercing Hideos chest and killing him. This was the most insane scene I’ve ever seen! The ultimate fight between Gotou is something that will leave you questioning the fundamental principles of humanity. Are Parasytes really the treat or are humans the toxic beings that are destroying the earth?

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Shinichi was able to defeat Goto and the expense of Migi becoming dormant forever. A year later, Shinichi was having dreams about Migi who was bidding him farewell. The romance that blossoms between Shinichi and Satomi is a beautiful one as he saves her countless times from impending death. With the help of an old friend of course 😉 The combination of plot, music and animation definitely puts Parasyte on the top-tier animes. Heck, it was so good that they decided to make a live action movie out of it lol.

Satomi Waifu is secretly packing ❤

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Spirited Away

Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.

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In the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the two prominent film techniques used were visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped viewers understand the three main ideas in Spirited away, which are greed, identity and good vs evil. Spirited Away is about a 10-year-old girl called Chihiro moving towns and stumble across an abandoned theme park village. Her parents were turned into pigs after eating some of the local food. Chihiro finds a mysterious boy Haku who tells her that this is a supernatural resort, and she needs to work to free her parents.

In the film Spirited Away visual symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Good vs Evil.  For most of the film, Haku along with Chihiro is on the good side, whereas Yubaba and Zeniba, are on the bad side. Visual symbolism makes the audience believe that the characters are associated with mystical powers, emotions, and states of mind. For example, Haku and Chihiro both have very fair skin which is symbolising innocence like an angel. Chihiro has small facial features, like a baby which are considered cute in our society. Another example is Yubaba and Zeniba who are both witches have portrayed with very large heads almost the same size as their bodies making them appear tough and evil. Furthermore, she is very wrinkly and has lots of warts on her face. This makes us think, people who appear more ugly are associated with evil. 

I believe that director Hayao Miyazaki wants the audience to realise that we humans classify people into groups by just like we classify Haku and Chihiro as good and Zeniba and Yubaba as evil. This is called Racism also known as a classification of people into groups, when we classify people into groups we create stereotypes. This is when we think Yubaba is ugly because she’s a witch and stereotypes of witches are that they evil. Why are they evil? Because when we were kids our society and culture taught us this ideology. 

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. The owner of the bathhouse, Yubaba is the most greedy person out there because almost every time we see her in the movie she is usually dressed in rich clothing with gold jewellery and other excessive gems. She does this so she can show her power over everyone else. For example, when Yubaba realized that the customer was giving gold she shouted “Ahh, gold! All Gold!”. But as a punishment of being greedy, the gold turned into mud. Everyone in the bathhouse is greedy but it truly shows when No face was creating gold and giving it away. When this happened everyone started to give No face delicious or exotic foods.

An example of Greed was when Chihiro parents went into a restaurant that they weren’t invited to and started eating rapidly. This symbolised both greed and gluttony, therefore, they were turned into pigs. Hayao Miyazaki did this to show the sin of greed. As said in the bible “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions”(Luke 12:15). Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show that everyone can become greedy if they are persuaded by the right things.

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Identity. When Chihiro signed the contract to get a job at the bathhouse, Yubaba stole parts of her name and made it Sen. This is called Contract Bestowal and is the way that Yubaba keeps the worker from escaping the bathhouse. Over time the workers eventually forget their name and lose their identity.  An example is when Yubaba said “So your names Chihiro such a pretty name (Pull characters of her name Chihiro and leaf Sen) and belongs to me now from now on your name is Sen”

But luckily Haku reminds Sen by saying “Here are your old clothes, you’ll need them to get home”. She remembers her real name and can use it escape. She also remembers Haku’s name which is Kohaku. When she was young she fell into a river and a river spirit called the Kohaku saved her. This set Haku and Chihiro free and they were able to leave the spirit world. Hayao Miyazaki could be symbolising that when you take someone’s name, you are also taking away their identity also taking away their soul.

After Yababa stole Sen’s identity (formerly known as Chihiro), Sen had to take care of herself because her parent were now pigs. This made her become more responsible for herself and her job giving her a stable identity in the bathhouse. An example of her having a stable identity is when she was offered gold from No face but refused. Chihiro learned from her father’s mistake of thinking that money can solve every problem.

She wisely chooses to do her duties instead of taking gold from No Face. No Face has never had an identity because has never had any friends or family that could teach him. He is trying to lure the bathhouse workers with gold and with want they want gold. If they accept No face will devour them and take the identity of the eaten person. Since he has the identity of the bathhouse worker he has all the greed, gluttony and viciousness and this doesn’t make him too happy because they were pretty empty on the inside. This would explain why No face wants to have Sen’s identity because she has the best identity in the bathhouse.

Furthermore, she was very respectful and kind to No face. Hayao Miyazaki wanted to symbolise No face as a Hungry ghost. Hungry ghosts are similar to no face because a hungry ghost has a mouth the size of a needle’s eye and a stomach the size of a mountain as written in Buddhist text. No face is like a hungry ghost because he had a never-ending appetite. The director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to explain that our identity is the result of other people’s identity especially close friends or family.

In the film, Spirited Away Dialogue helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. Chihiro’s father said at the start of the film “Don’t worry, you’ve got Daddy here. He’s got credit cards and cash.”. Chihiro’s father thought that wealth can compensate for lack of manners and respect. Chihiro learns from her dad’s mistakes. An example is when No face was offering gold then Chihiro said: “I don’t want any but thanks, I’m sorry but I’m in a very big hurry” and runs off. Chihiro knew that money or gold can’t solve every issue and those who give into greed with be condemned to servitude. I believe that the director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show people the punishment of the greed, gluttony as mentioned in the seven deadly sins is paid in enslavement.

In conclusion, in the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, several film techniques such as visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped me understand the three main ideas in Spirited away is Greed, identity and Good vs Evil. The director Hayao Miyazaki got inspiration from the Christian bible, hungry ghost from the ancient Buddhist text. Furthermore, director Hayao Miyazaki was trying to show the consequences of the 7 deadly sins such as Greed, Gluttony.

Lin Waifu, she can give me a bath any day ❤

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Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

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Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.  He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf? As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

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UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.  The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ❤

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ❤

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Zatch Bell

Since you’re a horse and I think you’re a freak, your name will be Horse Freak

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What’s more fun than watching little demonic kids with supernatural powers battle each other? NOTHING. Welcome to the world of Zatch Bell, the worldwide battle to become Mamodo King. What is a Mamodo you may ask? Think of it as a child from the demon realm. Every thousand years, a new Mamodo king is selected. Around a hundred or so chosen mamodo candidates are selected to take part in the “Battle to decide the Mamodo King Tournament” what a long ass name. And as you guessed, whoever wins will become the Mamodo King!

Our main protagonist is Zatch Bell. This kid right here, he’s the son of the current Mamodo King. No biggie lol. He was sent to the human world alongside his brother Zeno to compete for the throne. This anime is sort of a rip off from Pokemon. The Mamodo’s all have their own spell book. However, they require a human partner to bring out their full potentials.

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So what is the first thing that Zatch does? He goes looking for a partner! But does that happen right away? No! Because that will be too straightforward! Zatch runs into his brother Zeno who wipes him of his memories. That’s better! So now with his memory gone, he has no clue what he’s doing and becomes lost in some forest in England.

Luckily this mysterious man (who shall be revealed later mwhahaha) found this kid lying in a forest and decides to send him to his son back in Tokyo. Buying a plane ticket for the boy would be too mainstream so he gave him an eagle to ride his way there LMAO.

Not long after, Zatch crashes through Kiyo’s window with a big yellowfin tuna attached to his back. This little midget introduces himself and somehow they get along fine lol. I love how Kiyo becomes immersed in the letter from his father while Zatch downs a giant Yellowfin Tuna like a bowse.

Soon, the dynamic duo got into some serious trouble as other candidates started tracking them down. Kiyo being the smart boy with an IQ of 180 that he is, was able to discover the potential of Zatch’s spell book. He drew the power from the book and was able to cast the first spell “Zaker” that lets Zatch shoot a bolt of lightning from his mouth.

I had enough patience to actually finish reading the manga but never finished watching the anime. I’m not even sure the anime ever finished either lol. Plus I heard that the anime deviated from the manga so fuck that shit. I can tell you now that Zatch Bell Manga is better than the Naruto storyline. There is no side story bullshit or filers and it gets straight to the point which I find very amusing.

 

Zatch is pretty much a kid who gets bored a lot of the time. To counter this, Kiyo builds the Volcan 300! This is possibly one of the best toys I’ve ever seen. The craftsmanship of Kiyo is beyond level 9000. The amusement that Zatch gets from this toy is over a million LMAO.

The most notable characters are Brago and Sherry. These two are off the bat OP AF. I mean they are able to defeat their opponents with ease and elegance. Then there’s Ponygon or was going to be named Horse Freak, who is a Mamodo who was having a hard time finding a partner. He was so useless at the start at the start but then easily became one of the most useful characters in the anime/manga. Konchome is another character with a set of useless skills but just wait until you read the manga. He obtains this spell which flips the table on all the Mamodo’s even beating Zatch with his strongest spells.

Their adventure brings them across Japan and even overseas to England! They face many foes along the way getting stronger while learning new spells. Zatch has the ability to turn foes into friends which is one of the qualities I love about him. He also never gives up on his friends and its so heartwarming to see.

One thing leads to another, Zatch was finally able to battle his brother Zeno. This was the most anticipated fight of the century. Zeno was not the smartest character but it was actually his partner Dufort who has the amazing ability called ANSWER TALKER.  The original Renegan, this power manifests as circular rings in the eyes. This allows the user to just know the solution to any question or situation that they come across. I have no idea how the anime ended so I won’t spout nonsense. The ability, however, was super helpful for Kiyo, who rapidly learns 3 new spells after being resurrected from the dead in the manga,

The final battle in the manga was against you guessed it, Zatch and Bragoooooo. This time it’s an all-out brawl, spells were being thrown here and there and finally, Zatch pulls out his ultimate trump card the Shin Beruwan Baou Zakeruga. HOLY SHIT if you thought the Bao Zakega was badass, check this beast out. When Brago saw this coming he was like fuck this shit lol.

Zatch ended up winning the Mamodo battle. Because of his kind personality, he decided to resurrect everyone who was killed during the competition in the human world.  He decides to go back to school in the Mamodo world like a Bowse lol.

This is a relatively old anime/manga but I would highly suggest giving it a chance. My shitty review does not do it justice and it deserves so much more credit and popularity than it has gotten.  If you ask me, fuck the anime and read the manga ❤

Li-en Waifu, get her mad and she’ll punch you with her cute Kung-Fu<3

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