My Dress-Up Darling: Episode 11 Love Hotel Will Gojo Finally Become a Man?

My dress-up Darling is one of, if not, THE BEST rom-coms of 2022. You’ve got your shut-in doll maker Gojo-Kun, whose sole purpose in life is to follow in his grandpa’s footsteps and become a master doll maker. Then you’ve got your typical pretty girl Kitagawa Marin who is absolutely into anime cosplay and the biggest tease of all time. Put them together and you’ll get fireworks 😉

Gojo-Kun is a high school student and an aspiring doll maker who is currently perfecting his crafts. However, he has hit a roadblock in his development and doesn’t know how to get over it. One day, he goes into the sewing club’s room after school to use the sewing machine and to his surprise, he finds Kitagawa there. And you guessed it, one thing led to another and bam. Sex scene. Jokes lol.

Kitagawa Marin is the type of girl who absolutely loves anime. She loves to dress up as her favourite characters. The catch is, shes absolutely rubbish at making costumes. But it’s ok, she’s a banger so we’ll let it slide. But to be honest, these two are a match made in heaven. You’ve got a shut-in who’s only goal in life is to sit at home and make pretty voodoo dolls while the girl is a crack head who’s pretty much up to anything lol.

Fast forward, they go shopping, watch anime together, get takeaways, and eventually fall in love with each other. Gojo was head over heels for Kitagawa from the start but it was interesting to see Kitagawa slowly start to develope feelings for him over the 12 episodes. They eventually got into taking photos and one thing led to another and they mistakenly booked a love hotel for their photoshoot.

Jojo pose, jojo pose, jojo pose? They got into quite a riskque position didn’t they? Well, that’s what you get when you put a girl who can’t control his wood into a room with a sexy succubi cosplayer. They nearly kissed but were rudely interrupted by the receptionist. It’s ok team nothing really happed and we’re left with another cliff hanger thanks to the receptionist cock blocking us.

Season one ended with fireworks and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I was a little thrown off by the tongue scene that Kitagawa pulled but adds to the comedy of the series. But it’s ok, the romance will sure to continue as the second season will be full of sexual tension and potentially more love triangles 😉

Shinju Waifu ❤

Code Geass- 10 Steps to World Domination

Do you want world domination? Necessities such as money, power and beautiful women could be yours. I can assure you that you will not be able to obtain any of those things. Nonetheless, please continue reading this article for a laugh. Please do not try this at home because of my concerns for your general well being.

Step 1: You will need purple eyes. If you weren’t born with purple eyes, and you still want to be Lelouch- go and buy contact lens. The one with a Geass pattern on it.

Step 2: You’ll need to stop all the aerobic exercises you love. Lelouch never exercises. For every 30 seconds of running, take a 30 minute break.

Step 3: Become a total god at chess. Move around your most important piece like the king and say philosophical shit like; “If the king doesn’t move then his subjects won’t follow”. Never lose.

Step 4: Find an immortal Green Hair girl who is hot and dodgy as shit. Make sure she has a pizza fetish.

Step 5: Have a best friend who you love during school but try to kill each other whenever you’re out of school.

Step 6: Be overdramatic and announce everything. “I, Lelouch Vi Britainina commands you get me a scone”. This way people know how serious you are.

Step 7: Take over an organization with Gundams and weapons. Create lots of royal followers.

Step 8: Select a country you hate. Try your home country if you’re out of options. Win at the very last episode of season 2.

Step 9: Become the king of the world and dominate.

Step 10: Plan for your assassination because the world doesn’t need any hatred.

Oh, you’re still here? Congratulations, my King. Now go out there and make some friends lol. Leave a comment if you love Code Geass ❤

Sexy Kallen Waifu ❤

Quintessential Quintuplets Yotsuba Is The Bride?!?!

But hey, don’t lose hope. There has to be at least one person on earth who would love a tactless guy like you.

Welcome to the world of Quintessential Quintuplets, where harems have taken a new twist in an all loving, fun for all adventure. This anime will make you extremely jealous of the heavenly pleasure one high school boy can experience where not only 2, nor 3 nor 4 but 5 girls have fallen in love with him! To make things more orgasmic, they are all identical quintuplets with hugeeeee….. personalities 😉

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Our homeboy Fuutarou Uesugi is the chosen protagonist of this whole spin-off. He’s your typical nerdy, but surprisingly handsome high-school student who is flat out broke. Broke as in someone who orders a meat set without the meat kinda broke…………damn.

Let’s introduce our gluttony queen quintuplet number 1 Itsuki-channn. We first see her butting heads with our home boy Fuutarou from day one. We can say that she’s living the high life with her multi luxurious ramen order consisting of 1500 yen. And I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the only thing she ate for lunch lol.

Fuutarou got a call from his adorable sister Raiha about a tutoring job. He accepted the job and to his surprise found Itsuki there with four other girls that look exactly like her. Ding ding ding, big brain moment for Fuutarou is when he finally realised that they were actually quintuplets.

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Going from the top we’ve hot our big sister Ichika who is an aspiring actress. Then we’ve got the malicious tsundere queen Nino. Our national Waifu Miku. The highly sporty, pure and energetic princess Yotsuba. And the dandere Itsuki.

As you may have realised by now, the names of the girls are in kanji which corresponds to their birth order from 1 to 5. I know! Even I was blown away after figuring it out when the whole series has ended lol.

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This high school romance is definitely one of the best animes I’ve ever seen in my life. With a combination of original storyline and appropriate amounts of fan service, this anime has taken the nation by storm with its cuteness.

We can see that as the story progresses, there’s a shroud of mystery around the bride that Fuutarou ends up marrying. To make things more interesting, all of the quintuplets ends up developing feelings for Fuutarou.

It was hinted by the author, Negi Haruba that the Bride is definitely one of the Nakano Quintuplets. The Bride held hands with Fuutarou during the bonfire of School Camping Trip Arc. The Bride is implied to have kissed Fuutarou under the bell tower at the end of Scrambled Eggs Arc.

If you’ve finished watching season 1, they you would know that all five of them were there to hold Fuutarou’s hand during the bonfire in the camping trip lol. It’s still not quite possible to identify the bride at this stage (if you watch the anime) but who knows, maybe he’ll be able to kiss all of them soon 😉

Best Waifu goes to MIKU!

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai

MY THOUGHTS ARE A HUNDRED TIMES MORE LEWD THAN WHAT YOU’RE IMAGINING.

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Welcome to Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, the anime of every guy’s dream. Harems are great and all but who doesn’t love seeing a hot actress in a bunny suit. Not to mention that the actress is your girlfriend. Sakuta and Mai explore the mysteries of the peculiar phenomenon, which was highly unforeseen in this cute kawaii anime. Nevertheless, the interesting storyline captures the heart of many audiences leaving many biting their pillows.

We start off with your usual highschool storyline, otaku guy Sakuta. Not the smartest in the class but his looks and pervertedness are nonetheless exceptional. We was wandering in the library, while all of a sudden encounters a strange situation. The highschool hottie, Mai Sakurajima Senpai was wearing a skin tight bunny suit. That should be enough to make anyone have a wet dream lol. 

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Mai Sakurajima senpai suffers from a strange phenomenon called Adolescence syndrome. This causes her to become invisible to the majority of the population in Tokyo during certain periods of time. Testing the waters, Mai would wear a bunny suit (not often enough) to see if anyone would notice her. Me and my man Sakuta sure did lol.  The story unfolds as the couple meet with other teenagers who also suffer from adolescence syndrome. From what could of been a great love story turns into an inception blockbuster Steins Gate, confusing as hell anime.

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However the romance that blossoms through overcoming each difficulties proves that the relationship between the two love birds to be very realistic. As for visuals and music, the two go together like apple pie and ice cream. A nice refreshing combination. To be honest I don’t even know to summarize this anime because I don’t really get it myself. Plus I haven’t written a review in agesssss so I’m a little rusty around the edges lol. However, I’m sure this anime will leave a nice big smile on your face.

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However, one this is for sure that the originality and quirkiness of each character definitely capture the heart of the audience. Will there be a season 2? I hope so because I can’t wait to see their romance blossom into something even more fun and spontaneous 🙂

Heres a picture of Shoko Waifu. Definitely jail bait lol

Kimi No Na Wa / Your Name

Treasure the experience. Dreams fade away after you wake up.

Welcome to the alluring anime that has captured the heart of every otaku, Kimi No Na Wa or Your Name. This 1 hour and 30-minute film take you on an emotional ride filled with history, comedy and romance, making you wish you had a love story as cool as this. So how did you guys first meet? lol Any answer apart from switching bodies due to a passing comet will totally become bland after watching this anime.

We start off with your typical high school students Taki and Mitsuha. Taki is your average Tokyo student while Mitsuha is from a mountain town called Itomori. One peculiar day, the two wake up realizing that they’ve been switched into a body of the opposite gender. Taki being the curious adolescence who is now in the body of Mitsuna commits his first offence. OPPAIIIIIIIII.  

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Mitsuha who is now in Taki’s body believes that this is a very realistic dream so she tries to live out the day as normally as she could. The country girl gets lost the way to school which was a fantastic start lol. Not only that she forgets her lunch as well. The only good thing was that she was able to hook our boy Taki us with his co-worker. Saying “Take off your skirt” seems to be pretty effective when you have cornered your prey haha. Taki who is now in Mitsuha’s body wrecks up a storm at her school. You can pretty much say that he acted like a delinquent, hit on a few girls kicked a couple of desks over no biggie lol.

Somewhere along the line, they both discover that this wasn’t just a strange dream. THEY REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE ACTUALLY SWITCHED BODIES!!! Having discovered this, they are now able to lay some groundwork for what they are allowed to do. Mitsuha pretty much wastes a lot of money on sweets while Taki pretty much plays with Oppai’s all day long lol.

The visuals are absolutely amazing and you’ll be immersed in the beautiful scenery as the couple takes you on their adventure. The music seems to fit right in making it truly an anime masterpiece of 2016. The plot is somewhat easy to follow but if you’re a fool like me who didn’t watch it properly, be prepared to watch it twice haha. 

After a while, they discover that they were no longer switching bodies. Taki gets paranoid and goes on a wild goose chase after his crush. He goes to Itomori to find out that it has been hit by a comet 3 years ago and that nobody survived……… so what’s going on you may ask and how the hell are they switching bodies then? This goes back to the foreshadow mentioned at the start of the anime!

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At the start, we learn about the word Katawaredoki which means twilight. We instantly know that Twilight is an important factor in this movie. If you look into this further, the correct dialect form would be Kawataredoki roughly translates to “who are you at this hour?” This hints that the two lovers will meet the twilight due to a supernatural phenomenon.

Another symbol used was the red thread representing the Shinto God Musubi. This anime convincingly incorporated the red thread of fate into their relationship to symbolize their fated matchmaking and eventually love. Mitsuha being the tiger as we know, gave her braided hair tie to Taki which ultimately connects the two from that moment. You see at the end as Taki went up to search for Mitsuha in the mountains, even though they couldn’t see each other, they were connected by the thread of fate 😉

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This anime teaches us an important lesson. One, get yo self a red thread and hook it to your crush lol. Two, love knows no boundaries. Love is capable of transcending distance, time and hardships. We can all learn a lesson from this anime and that’s true love is worth waiting/fighting for. Love takes time and patient to build into something solid and lasting. For all of you single souls out there, don’t give up on love, it is definitely worth the wait 🙂 #SinglePringles

 

Mitsuha Waifu, definitely the cutest in this anime ❤

Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

Summer Wars

There’s no lack of painful things in this world, but hunger and loneliness must surely be two of the worst.

What do you do when the HOTTEST GIRL in school asks you out to her family gathering outside of town? Hell yeah, I would say yes. Who wouldn’t? Well, that’s kinda what happened to Kenji Koiso. A Kuonji HIgh School mathematical genius and part-time moderator for the virtual reality world of OZ. This kid was pretty much your typical socially awkward nerd who pretty much needs to get some.

One day, Kenji and his friend Takashi were messing around on their part-time job when booooom, Natsuki comes barging in and asks out of them to be her boyfriend. Natsuki informs them that she requires an escort for her great-grandmothers 90ths birthday for about 1 week. Sure why not. Little did Kenji know, that once they arrived at the Sakae’s estate in Ueda, Natsuki introduced Kenji as her fiancé. And little did he know again, the Jinnochis’ are the living descendants of the Takeda clan who challenged the Tokugawa clan in the 1600’s. Talk about a powerhouse lol.

The huge family enjoyed each other’s companies and have a great time. Kenji was fitting in just dandy and everyone thought he was the man. However because the anime world needs a little drama, the producers decide to stir up some shit. Kenji met Natsuki’s half-uncle Wabisuke Jinoichi, a coding expert who was greeted warmly (lol) for stealing the family fortune and running off to America 10 years ago. He is the creator of Love Machine, the Artificial Intelligence created for the military.

Oz is pretty much like Facebook but MUCH BIGGER. It is a virtual world that allows people to create personal avatars and engage in activities such as sports, shopping, communication you name it. OZ HAS EVERYTHING. Because it’s super easy and convenient to use the application, people become overly dependant on the system. Boasting about their super high security and how impenetrable their mega encryption was, this was sure to get hacked lol.

One night Kenji discovers King Kazma was actually a 13-year-old name Kazuma who was Natsuki’s cousin. King Kazma as you can probably tell is the king of e-sports. King Kazma is a tall bunny wearing jeans with long ears. That’s was probably the best description you’ll ever find on the internet by yours truly. That is why I will provide pictures lol. His agile fighting style and power put him in another league than the rest of the competitors.

One night, Kenji was checking his phone and received a peculiar text message from OZ. Rather than ignoring the message filled with numbers, he decides to stay up all night to crack the code. Not only that he sent the answer back lol. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE THE NEXT DAY. It turns out that the code was actually a password that can be used to override all the systems of Oz. And since Oz is like the lifeline for every service possible in this anime, you can guess how chaotic things got. Hospital, public transport, electricity systems all went haywire. And guess who was responsible……that’s right, Kenji’s face appeared on the news as a wanted man.

It turns out the A.I Love Machine has stolen Kenji’s avatar on Oz to hack the infrastructure that was causing the whole mess. This causes modern world issues such as traffic congestion, waterway failure and even the malfunctions of electronics. The little relatives Shota and Rika Jinnouchi discovered about Kenji’s involvement in the whole incident and got their police cousin Shota to arrest him. BUUUUT because of the huge traffic they had to turn back lol.

This may possibly, nah fuck that, this was the most moving scene I have ever seen in the history of anime. The 90-year-old grandma Sakae had enough of the situation and decided to lend a helping hand. She got out her contact book filled with phone numbers and started ringing important people. She didn’t say much but the words and encouragement she gave enabled the people to work their hardest and minimise the damage. This scene deserves a grammy I swear to god. It was that good!

But, we can’t have the plot go smoothly, can we. You guessed it, the grandma dies the next morning. The doctor uncle, Mansuke explains that Love Machine deactivated her heart monitor app that notifies the hospital about abnormalities. Low blow Love Machine. Now it’s time for payback. The Jinnouchi family team up to take the AI down. A truly beautiful scene, everyone played a role in helping out. One cousin brought a supercomputer, one relative a huge crane and some ice to act as a coolant, one uncle brought some squid. And more squid. And more……. Yes, he brought 3 boxes of Squids lol. But the cooperation they had with each other truly made me want to be a part of their family for a few seconds.

The hunt for Love Machine begins. We’ve got Kazuma leading the main fight. Things were getting heated up and at first, it seems like King Kazma would win. Shit turns to custard and boom, the AI evolves and learns the attack patterns making it incredibly tricky to defeat. Idiot Shota saw the massive ice blocks around the supercomputer and decided to move it to grannys room to keep her body from decomposing. I mean he had good intentions but seriously wrong timing.

King Kazma froze due to the supercomputer overheating and Love Machine just keeps devouring other avatars Kirby lol. Now Love machine got so pissed off, he took over the Arawashi Asteroid Probe and make its crash trajectory towards a nuclear power plant in Japan. Everyone was left in despair until Natsuki found Granny’s will asking everyone to forgive Wabisuke for his actions.  Ultimately they were able to get him back and it was revealed that Love Machine loves games.

You’ve probably never heard of this but the game Natsuki used to confront Love Machine was Koi-Koi. They wagered the remaining accounts in desperation to sway Love Machine into the game like 50% discount display signs outside McDonald’s. With the help of Oz users worldwide, Natsuki was able to finally defeat Love Machine. KOI-KOI BITCH! Being a sore loser, Love Machine redirects the space probe towards the Sakae’s estate!

This was the most heated scene in the whole entire movie that will have you biting your nails. Kenji had to attempt and break into the space probes GPS through a series of complex mathematical codes. He only had like 3 minutes to solve 10 pages of code failing multiple attempts to do so. You can literally feel the pressure in your own seat as you see Kenji throwing away the pen in an attempt to crack it in his head and his nose bleed. He succeeded and redirects the space probe away from the household saving everyone!

The Jinnouchi was delighted over the victory praising Kenji as a hero.  Being pressured by 20 pairs of eyes, the family suggested that Natsuki and Kenji get married for real to repent for the lie about the engagement. The moment of truth comes and Natsuki and Keni were forced to kiss in front of the whole family. Did he do ittttttt. Nope, he got a nosebleed. On the bright side, he got a peck on the cheek so we’ll take what we can get lol. The support and warmth in this family movie were phenomenal. We can all be pests to one another but at the end of the day, we’re all family. Learn to forgive and forget because life’s too short to hold a grudge.

Natsuki Waifu, cute, sexy and fierce 😉 ❤

Your Lie In April

Music speaks louder than words.

Lies are generally frowned upon within our modern day society. No matter how big or small a lie is still a lie. Your Lie in April revolves around a hugeeeeee lie that will leave you heartbroken and possibly bedridden for the next month contemplating your very own existence and life choices. Oh yeah, this shit was sad. This anime is the very definition of YOLO combined with the elegant classical masterpieces that will leave you in awe.

This anime revolves around a piano prodigy, Kōsei Arima. People call him the Human Metronome for his incredible accuracy but I call him an absolute beast. He’s won so many competitions that his trophy cabinet is overfilled to the point where it’s about to topple over. Ever since his mother passed away, Kōsei loses his ability to hear the sound of music he’s playing. Its described as sinking into a sea of black abyss that was very dense and heavy. Nothing was wrong with his hearing, but however, the kid was mentally and emotionally scarred.

Losing all hope in his ability, Kōsei forgets about the piano and moves on with his now monochrome life. It has been 4 years since he has touched his piano and that shit was probably a nest for spiders now. One day, Kosei was hanging out with his friends in a local park and suddenly hears something incredibly beautiful. As he turned to face the sakura blossoms floating in the air he was bewitched by the sight of our waifu Kaori Miyazono.

Kaori is fun, free-spirited violinist with a music style that somewhat reflects her quirky upbeat personality. Her rebellious tendencies to not stick to the score captures the heart of the audience but is disliked by many judges and critics. She is keen in helping the prodigy get back on his feet again. She feels sorry for him and wants to see a new side of him, unlike his usual tempo-manic style. However, like all anime, Kaori decides to go out with Kosei’s best friend, Watari. I don’t blame her, he was the captain of the soccer team and pretty much the whole package. This was the FIRST LIE.

What good would a love anime be without a couple of love triangles here and there? We’ve got the childhood friend Tsubaki who has been in love with Kosei since they were young. Kosei’s inspiration for playing so well in his first competition was the death of Tsubaki’s grandmother. He just wanted to cheer her up but instead ends up making her moist.

You’re probably thinking, where is the actual lie in all of this? Well just wait a bit longer and all shall be revealed. Kaori somehow manages to convince Kōsei to perform with her on stage. And suddenly out of nowhere she collapses after an amazing performance. Her SECOND LIE was that she’s anaemic and has been ever since she was little. Her disease was Friedreich’s Ataxia. To put it simply, her nervous system was breaking down causing damage with her muscles, speech and ultimately leading to a heart disease.

Despite that, she soldiers on after being discharged and invites Kōsei to another music event. But hello, she faints again at the event. 10/10 for effort though. Poor Kaori losing hope and giving up on life. Kōsei had to soldier on and played a duet with Nagi Aiza. After hearing the duet, Kaori was balling her eyes out and decides to undergo the risky surgery in hope of being able to play next Kōsei again.

Push comes to shove Kōsei musters up the courage and a pair of balls to enter the Eastern Japan Piano Competition. Looking around for Kaori in the crowd, she was sitting there in the back row smiling. Kosei realizes that this was actually her spirit and that her surgery was unsuccessful. The sorrow from each key was projected to the crowd allowing them to connect the Kōsei’s emotions from the bottom of his heart. Oh, and when you hear him say “Sanoyara“, you better get that box of tissues ready.

Not only can you witness the PSYCHO childhood upbringing of the metronome prodigy but you can also experience the people he inspired throughout his journey. With the beautiful sakura blossom transitions into fall, this anime will seriously leave a good impression and a long-lasting nostalgia. The friendship formed between the 4 was no doubt beautiful. Arima’s dependancy towards Tsubaki and but mainly Kaori was the most tragic love story since Romeo and Juliet. The letter symbolising the acceptance of his feelings, but also trying to help him move on with his life as Kaori thought Kōsei didn’t see her as a true lover but more of a musical partner.

Kaori declaring her love for Watanabe for everyone to know was the “Your Lie in April”. Remember the first lie I talked about? Well, at Kaori’s funeral, her parents handed a handwritten letter to Kōsei. We find out that Kaori was in love with Kōsei the entire time!!!!! She was only using Watari to get closer to Kosei without hurting Tsubaki’s feelings. Not all is bad, 2nd waifu is still alive and she confessed to Kōsei and promised to stay by his side for the rest of his life.

Rest in piece Kaori Waifu 😦 ❤

 

 

Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.  He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf? As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.  The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ❤

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ❤

Fairy Tail Season 9 Episode 1

Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail

Magic, fighting, booze and hot chicks. The perfect combination that has kept Fairy Tail going for 10 years. Still, as strong and popular as ever, the 9th season has been released. What has been happening for the last 8 seasons you may ask. All I can say is that Lucy’s rack has gotten bigger and that’s pretty much it lol

We have our favourite guild FAIRY TAILLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild. These guys are the ultimatum of carefree, bad-tempered and overpowered guild in all of Fiore. The strange combination of characters somehow come together to create a sense of harmony and balance that allows trust and friendship to foster.

We’ve got our boy, the main protagonist, know as a dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel. Shit even his last name sounds like a dragon. Well, that’s because he was raised by a dragon! Expert in Fire dragon slaying magic, he is by far one of the strongest fire users in the anime. With his cheeky, fun-loving personality it’s hard not to fall in love with him!

And we’ve got out the main female hottie, Lucy. She first started out as a stranger who was looking for a way to join Fairy Tail. She was looking for the famous Salamander (Natsu) and with very good luck, found him at a street brawl lol. Spoiler alert, she’ll eventually fall in love with him but he will never notice lol.

Lucy is what you call a summoner. She is collecting all the keys for her Zodiac summons. Her best friend is Aquarius the hottie with a bad temper lol. She was taken back to the guild and everyone pretty much accepted her off the bat. Must have been the big boobs lol. And now she gets teamed up with Natsu and they pretty much go everywhere together.

Recapping at Season 8, Fairy Tail goes into war with Tartaros the dark guild. The battles were lit as we saw everyone surpass their limits. Along the way, they discovered what E.N.D was not just a book but the strongest demon created by Zeref so that it could end his own life. Zeref isn’t really a bad person, he’s just a bag full of contradictions. Oh, Zeref and Mavis had a thing for each other in the past which is kinda cute as hell.

We found out that the dragons were residing in the bodies of the dragon slayers. THEY WERE THERE ALL ALONG?!?! WTFFFFF. Ahem. Don’t be mad guys there was a good reason for this. The dragons did this to prevent the children from undergoing dragonification. This shit was sadddddd, because the dragons had so little time left before they had to go. Natsu was balling his eyes out as he had so many things to tell his dad but couldn’t. Natsu promised Igneel to avenge his death by destroying the black dragon Acnologia.

There were so many fights and revelations going on in this ARC and it was crazy. Grey found his dad Silver, Minerva gets revived, the dragons came back, Fairy Tail disbandment was announced, Natsu leaves on a 1-year journey. Holy shit, it would be nearly impossible to some up everything in this post. It would be easier if you guys go and watch it. I guarantee that you’ll be kept entertained throughout the entire series with comedy, adventure and huge tits apart from wendy lol.

NOW. SEASON 9! 1 year has passed and Natsu returns from his training with Gildarts. He’s noticeably A LOT buffer and with longer hair. You can tell this kid went through some serious shit. The two decide to reunite Fairy Tail by gathering all the members. They will be facing a group of evil called Avatar. TBH from reading the manga, this was like the foreplay that led to the best ARC of the whole entire Fairy Tail world. The Alverez kingdom. The final fight between Fairy Tail and Zereff.

In Episode 278, the first episode of season 9 Natsu and Lucy set off on an adventure. Natsu is nostalgic about the old days where the guild was chaotic and was very much disappointed with the lack of action since his return. The two decided to his a sparring match to see how much they have grown in terms of strength. But after seeing Natsu beat up a gang of bandits, Lucy was like nahhhh I’ll be alright lol.

They head off to Margaret Town and they see a performance by the guild Lamia Scale. They saw Wendy who is now a member of Lamia Scale on stage dancing with Sherria in their Thanksgiving parade. Natsu being shocked that Wendy moved to the dark side, he was determined to get his friend back to Fairy Tail. Well, it was only natural that after the disbandment, everyone went to other guilds to find work. Happy and Carla reunites and it was the cutest thing haha.

Orochi Head was watching the performance and was planning an assault on the town by releasing a horde of monsters. The most notable fight was with Natsu and Bluenote. Poor Bluenote getting off on the wrong foot at the start on the season lol. Natsu whips out his Fire Dragons Roar and one hit KO’s the shit out of him. The rest of Orochi Heads’ gang member admits defeat after witnessing the absolute defeat. Oh, Wendy and Sherria did well too I guess.

I’m not really sure why this is called the final season? I mean so much more shit will happen and I hope they make it all the way to the fight with Zereff. Throw in a spin-off like Boruto and no one will be mad lol. Either way, 2 years was way too long and I’m really glad to see the adventure continue. Can’t wait to see the new graphics and fight scenes!

Mirajane Waifu being sexy by the seaside ❤

Highschool DXD Season 4

“Even a fool can make the impossible possible if he sticks with it to the end.”

Well, well, well looks like you’ve stumbled your way here because of the hot girls in the featured image. The anime of every teenage boy’s dream that will awaken your inner manhood launching them 5 years early into adulthood. My friend once you’ve had a taste of High School DXD, there’s no turning back to the realms of reality. You’ll be forever indulged in the land of Oppai, engulfed by voluptuous women and fan service to your heart’s desire.

Issei Hyoudo was just an ordinary high school pervert. He managed to land a date with this hot chick from another school. At the end of the date, she revealed that she was a fallen angel and stabbed him. No literally, she fucking stabbed him in the back and killed him. Luckily he was reincarnated into a devil by Reis Gremory who is his future master waifu. He was adopted into the Gremory family, a royal devil clan and serves in that household.

Since them, Issei’s life has been flipped upside down. After being resurrected as a devil, he received a Longinus Sacred Gear. Think of it as God’s gifts to individual human beings that help to create miracles on earth. He receives the Boosted Gear or more commonly known as the Red Dragon Emperors Gauntlet. Gaining the power of the Welsh dragon, Ddraig who resides in the gauntlet,  he sets forth on becoming the ultimate harem king, OPPAI DRAGON!

—Desire. Sacred Gears are driven with the power of desire. And it also determines the power for it as well. Even though you are a Devil, your will to desire hasn’t been lost. The stronger you desire, the stronger your Sacred Gear will respond to you. –Rias Gremory

Luckily, sacred gears adapt and evolved according to the wielders thoughts, needs and desires. And what does Issei desire more than anything else in this world? BOOBIES. BIG BOOBIES. LOTS OF BIG BOOBIES. This allows Issei to create a vast array of techniques to go with his perverted nature. His favourites are Dress Break, allowing him to disintegrate female clothing upon contact and Booblingual, allowing him to talk to the opponent’s boobs and learn their strategies.

Rias Gremory or known as the Crimson-Haired Ruin Princess is the daughter of the true heir of the Gremory household. Not only backed by her powerful status but she’s also got the looks, brains and body to match. Currently the president of the Occult Research Club, she tries to blend into human society as much as possible.  She has exceptional demonic powers. Her signature attack is Power of Destruction. A type of demonic energy that is capable of disintegrating matter, whether inanimate or living.

As the story continues, Issei’s power grows and develops as he faces adversity. His main source of power-up is through touching Rias’s boobs lol. Not only that, he manages to snatch the heart of Rias and all the other girls around him. The girls compete with one another for his attention and love, each confessing their love for him throughout the series. Someone, please transport me into this anime now!

Currently, cliff-hanging on the end of season 4. After being invited to have dinner at the Gremory household, Rias and Issei run into Sairong. Because of the upcoming devil games, Sairong requested that he and Issei have a practice match. Oh, boy was this a slugfest. Punches were being thrown and no one was holding back. Even though the chess piece promotion to a rook (Issei’s defensive form), Sairong still manages to break his armour with his bare hands. How strong can be fricken be lol. This test match ends as Sairong wanted to see Issei’s power up through breast touching in the rating games.

Fast forward to the final match of the rating games, it’s down to Issei VS Sairong…. no one would have guessed lol. Rias was beaten by the huge kitty cat. Upon seeing his lover covered with blood, Issei loses it. He obtained the ultimate power and transformed intooooooooooooo Cardinal Crimson Promotion! Bro this form was OP AF! He totally smashed Sarongs ass until he was unconscious. However being the good sport, Issei acknowledges and respects his dreams and accepts him as a true rival.

FINALLY, after the rating games, Issei finally grew a pair of balls and declared his love for Rias. No wonder, this kid was still on second base up till season 4 with ever increasing sexual tension LOL. I’m actually happy for the both of them because they are a good fit. Rias is also very accepting of Issei’s dream of starting a harem. I need to find my self a Rias lol. Oh, and it turns out everyone was watching lol. 

You know how everyone has a spirit animal and shit? Well, this is my Spirit Anime! Fanservice is what you expect and fan service is exactly what this anime delivers. THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD! I’m definitely jealous of Issei being surrounded by those many beautiful girls who are all throwing themselves at him. What a dream Harem.

By far my favourite waifu, Rossweisse. Straight fire ❤