That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: Oppai is Truth Shion Dies

There is a time in a man’s life when he must evolve. The 39-year-old virgin, Satoru Mikami with the dodgy internet history was going to get another shot at life. I would like to say that this is another typical isekai anime but it’s not…….. this is probably the best isekai I’ve ever seen. Satoru was going out for lunch with his kohai and then boom, he got stabbed and died. Just your typical Isekai plot, nothing to see here.

We then hear a strange voiceover that we would know and love as the great sage. Great sage is a skill that our friend Satoru gained as he was dying, and later becomes one of the most loyal and the most grateful asset. Satoru gets reincarnated into a cave unable to see anything. He then moves around and discovers his first ability, which was predator. This ability gave him 4 other effects such as analysis, mimicry, storage and isolation. Satoru is essentially able to absorb living and non-living items, analyze the properties and replicate or create useful items or skills. This basic ability is the foundation in which he grows into one of the strongest demon lord in the anime.

Little did Satoru know, this cave had a big bad dragon with a dry sense of humour that was sealed in there. The dragon was well……lonely and hadn’t had much interaction with anyone in the past 600 years. This dragon was Veldora storm dragon one of the most feared creatures in the anime and is socially awkward as hell. He has been sealed for so long that he was running out of magicules to survive. Satoru and Valdora decided to give each other names. Veldora Tempest and Rimuru Tempest, the best buddies for 4 eva will now be established.

Rimuru being unable to break the imprisonment, used predator to swallow Veldora whole to analyze the shield from inside his body while Veldora did the same but from the inside out. Rimuru now sets out to the outside world to find answers about this world. This world turned out to be full of monsters such as dwarves, goblins, orcs and lizards. You name it they have it. But it’s ok, they all speak English so it’s easy to understand them.

There isn’t really much to do once you’re in this RPG type of world, that is to level up as much as you can! Rimuru first runs into a bunch of goblins that were really weak and decides to make them into his friends. Next, they get attacked by a bunch of wolves, and turn them into pets. Attacked by a bunch of orcs, makes the one with the biggest boobs into his bitch lol. I can therefore conclude that Rimuru is the god of big tiddies.

As usual, becoming a demon lord wasn’t an easy task. However, Rimuru had the help of his friends to help him achieve his goals. Yes, he did screw up every now and then, to the point that Shion got killed and he had to go through the whole resurrection process but hey, that’s water under the bridge right? Not to mention the entire process of getting to demon lord status and that scene where Rimuru massacred off 10,000 people just to save some big titties. My man.

Rimuru has made very strong allies along the way, including Millim, Veldora, and a bunch of other powerful allies. Rimuru’s ability is to turn his foes into friends and by the end of this whole anime, he’ll eventually become a harem king lol. Anyway, I would highly recommend watching this anime if you like something nice and simple to understand, but if you’re looking for something complex and mind-blowing, go watch death note or something lol.

Waifu Shion lives on!

Tejina Senpai- Awkward Magician Deserves a Pity Clap and a Gravure Photoshoot.

Umm.. That was the giving birth to a pigeon trick…..

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It’s not hard to find a shit magician. However, it is hard to find a shit magician who keeps you interested for a whole season. Extremely hard. Pun intended lol. Her tricks never work, but she always gave us a reason to smile. What is that reason you may ask? Let us dive into the world of Tejina Senpai!

What happens when you mix a hot girl with stage fright together? That’s correct-something incredibly adorable. I have to admit that there was a ton of fan service; more than the average high schoolboy Assistant-Kun could handle. The hilarious part was that Assistant-Kun became better at magic tricks than Tejina herself.

It’s difficult to understand how someone can screw up a simple magic trick- yet alone, turn it into something sexual. It’s a catastrophe at its finest. The best example would be Tejina tried to perform a simple rope trick, and it got turned into a bondage scene. And that time when she tried to make a glass of water disappear and turned it into a wet T-shirt contest-magical.

This girl would be great for a Gravure photoshoot. She is the perfect combination for a dream girl; cute, shy and pure. This is my personal opinion on the subject, but this girl is definitely Waifu material. It would be great to see more character development. But this anime has hit a road bump.

The odds for a second season are slim. The manga is written by Azu, and he usually releases two volumes per year. The previous manga volume was released in August 2019. Since then, we have yet to see any updates. The anime series had already covered 4 volumes of the manga, so we’re not sure what will happen next. Will the show be cancelled or will it be suspended for a while? Dear Mr.Azur, please give the people what they want. Thank you. Regards, the entire fan-service population.

Saki-Chan Waifu 🙂

Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

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Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

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Black Clover Episode 63 Asta’s Demon Form Revealed!

As you live, you lose reasons and hope. But as you keep going, you pick up new reasons and hope.

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With possibly the most awesome intro opening GuessWho Is Back that immediately captures your attention, get your daughters pregnant and makes you jizz your pants all within 4 seconds of the opening tune. Combined with comedy, crisp animations and very interesting characters (some to the point of cringe-worthy), Black Clover has definitely taken the spotlight by storm. Foreshadowed since the very first episode, Asta received a 5 leaf clover grimoire. With the dark aura enveloping the shit out of that book, there’s no way you couldn’t tell Asta will be one badass mofo. Fast forward a year and to episode 49, we can see the Black Bulls are having an all-out brawl against the Eye of the Midnight Sun Vetto. As you can see in the above picture, Vetto is shitting his pants against my boy Asta.

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Vanessa along with Finral combined their magic to produce a multi-dimensional sling-shot with Asta at the end of it. As cool as that sounds, everyone was pretty much distracted by Vanessa’s rack lol.  As Asta was flung across the portals, he got closer and closer to inflicting damage and finally was able to stick his big black dick demon sword into the hairy beast. But of course, with animal instincts of Vetto, he smacked the shit out of Asta like he was a fly.  Long story short, Asta’sdemon form got triggered leading to the victory of the fight. Not giving up on his dreams and having flashbacks of his longtime lover Yuno, he gets back up with 2 broken arms (tough as fuck) to finally put an end to all the fight.

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Because Vetto is an absolute tank (not even taking severe blood loss into consideration), gets up for the 4th fucking time after being knocked down. Not having to do with any more of this bullshit, Captain Yami decides to surpass his limits and bust out of the dimensional prison that he was in. He came to the fight, praising everyone for their efforts and revealed that he’s ganna finish Vetto of by himself. YOU LOST TO HIM LAST TIME YOU TWAT, is what everyone had in mind but this time he whips out his DARK CLOAKED DIMENSION SLASH and mutilated Vetto in a “split” second. See what I did there? Probably not, go watch it. LMAO

Now we’re up to episode 63 where the Witches forest is under attack from the Diamond Kingdom + Eye of The Midnight Sun. Asta recently got his arms healed by the Queen of Witches in exchange for protecting the forest. He’s was battling with Fana who has the Salamander Nature Spirit. She was pretty batshit crazy but our boy Asta used the slingshot Bull Thrust Technique to defeat her!

He was able to make friends with his former enemy Mars of the diamond kingdom guy with diamond magic. But now he’s up against a formidable opponent Lardos who has an absorption/release magic and its hella difficult to defeat. Asta was trying his best to defeat him but his body has taken a toll from the fight with Fana. Lardos was being disrespectful as hell and was bragging that he would kill all of Asta’s friends once he’s done disposing of him.

Now, this is the long-awaited moment, this dark sensation causing goosebumps that will forever change the history of anime forever! Asta’s demon form got released once again but this time he was able to control it! The animation and music combination was on point making viewers at home screaming out loud with pure satisfaction! It was literally that amazing my friends and it’s an episode you do not want to miss!

This was made possible due to the Witch Queen’s blood transfusion into Asta, the demon power was able to be accelerated and increased output. Now you can see Asta taking flight and fighting on par with Lardos. Some of the scenes were a bit disappointing and looked a bit childish but nonetheless, the finishing move Black Meteorite made up for it! 🙂 Even though Asta looks like a demon, he still had his usual stupid personality which I’m sure everyone will be glad to hear. 

The fight ended on a good note and everything was going well….until the queen arrived. She used her Blood Controlling Magic to restrain everyone and took control of Asta’s body in order to use him for her future fights. Now Asta has been ordered to kill everyone :/ I really hate the Queen of Witches atm. What will happen next? You’ll have to find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. lol

I  have to admit that up till this point Noel did a great job getting over her fears of hurting people. The no longer useless Noel has gone as far as learning a new spell Roar of the Sea Dragon that absolutely not only overwhelmed Vetto and Fana in strength! Definitely most improved and wife material close second to Hinata from Naruto. The team-up of Vanessa, Finral and Asta was truthfully unexpected but somehow effective. It only took like 40+ episodes to finally reveal that Vanessa used string magic and that Grey was actually a chick. Wait, Grey was a chick all along?!?!?!?! Nonetheless, she’s pretty cute and shy so it’s understandable.

Grey Waifu, who would have thought you were this cute ❤

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Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World

When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you.

Welcome to Re:Zero, the anime where the main protagonist is realistically pathetic.  If you’ve come here expecting an over-powered badass protagonist then turn yo ass right back to One Punch Man or Dragon Ball Z lol. However, if you’re here to see best girl Rem and Ram then I highly advise you screenshot their pictures for hands-on academic purposes and pleasurable learning experience.

We have our usual otaku Natsuki Subaru. You would think he was the heir to the Subaru automobile company but you would be very disappointed. One night Subaru got the munchies and decided to visit his local Konbini (pretty much a 7-Eleven). On his way back to his apartment, he got hit by a car and boom, into another world he goes.

He gets transported to your typical RPG world in medieval times. He runs into some thieves and tries to fight them. Being the complete noob, he gets stabs and dies. THE END. Can’t be that easy right? He somehow respawns at the same starting place prior to the fight. Being as confused as the viewers at home, Subaru decides to test it out again. And to our surprise, the same thing happened. Using his limited brain cells, he was able to comprehend and concluded his ability to be “Return By Death“. Kinda like a save point on your Pokémon game.

He awkwardly meets a silver-haired half-elf cuttie called Emilia and her spirit companion Puck. Subaru was bewitched by her beauty because she was packing bro. His gaze was stuck on her like a piece of gum under a car tyre. She was searching for her “insignia” badge like thing for her royalty selection. Subaru agrees to help her find it after she saved him the ass whooping in the alley.

After a few trails and error and dying about 30 times, Subaru was able to track down the whereabouts of the insignia but was stuck with the almost impossible mission. Killing a super sexy oppai assassin Elsa whos moves are nearly as good as her curves. However, with the help of his friend Reinhart, Subaru was able to protect Emelia from her imminent death. Oh, and Loli cat girl Felt decides to return the stolen insignia to the rightful owner.

Subaru later finds himself in a super king size bed in the Roswaal mansion. At the end of the bed past his huge morning wood  dick, he sees super babe twin Rem and Ram. Rem is the sea breeze blue hair chick with the D cups while Ram is the candy floss pink hair chick who is a flat is justice candidate. Life can be unfair.

Being the broke as that Subaru is, he convinces Roswaal to hire him as a butler. After spending 3 days at the mansion, learning the ways with the twins, he mysteriously dies. After returning from death, he investigates the possible causes which all in disappointment took about 5 deaths until finally learning that it was a puny dog that bit him and gave him a curse.

It turns out multiple children in the village were also affected! Most of them wandered into the forest at night, supposedly sleepwalking and were in dangered on getting eaten by the Mabeasts. Subaru and best girl Rem decides to enter the forest to save them all. Subaru was able to distract most of the mabeasts while Rem finished them off with her kinky flail weapon. If she doesn’t make you moist then I don’t know what will. Eventually, with the help of Roswaal, they defeated all the mabeast and Rem falls in love with Subaru for saving her. Boob contact was noted. Super jealous.

The royal selection came around and Subaru escorted Emelia to the capital. We can see the royal candidates Emelia, Priscilla, Crusch, Anastasia and Felt. They are all banging in their own ways ❤ Subaru was being a huge dick in front of embarrassing not Emelia but himself. He got into some beef with the royal knights club and got his ass whooped by Julius, the top knight. This kinda gave Subaru and Emelia bad blood and made things hella awkward. Subaru at this point looks a like a madman on steroids with all his emotional bullshit that’s he was spouting.

After recovering who his beef with Julius, Subaru trains with Wilhelm in the art of sword fighting to get stronger. Rem got a telepathy message that Ram was in distress so the two decided to travel back to the mansion. Once they got there, Subaru saw a sea of dead bodies including Ram and Emelia. Just a bit late there buddy lol. After dying a few more times, he discovered that the Witch’s Cult was responsible. Betelgeuse was the fucked up mad villain of this series and he will seriously give you goosebumps.

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During his journey, he runs into a huggggeeeee mabeast called the White Whale. I couldn’t think of a better description because that’s really what it was lol. Rem sacrificed herself so that Subaru could escape. Barusu was able to get to the mansion but and now nobody can remember best girl Rem. Subaru confessed his return to death ability and Emelia dies. Great. Puck got pissed off, transformed into a huge wolf and kills everyone including the Witch’s Cult. After respawning, Subaru nearly gives up and plans to run away with best girl Rem to get married but was rejected.

Subaru decides to ask for help from the fellow royal candidates to defeat the White Whale. Crusch and Anastasia join the battle after a lot of negotiations. Wilhelm poked his sword into the white whale and kills it. YAY! After that Subaru was able to defeat Betelgeuse 10 times with the help of Julius. He was a stubborn one. Making up with Emelia, Subaru confessed his love to her and with no response, it plays it cool like it didn’t hurt lol.

Re:Zero has an amazingly pathetic protagonist but what I loved about this anime because it was realistic. Anyone who was thrown into a situation like that would more or less end up doing the same as Subaru. I really appreciate the storyline but making Subaru less of a useless character would have been better haha.

Rem and Ram Waifu sexy nerd cosplay. Tough decision ❤

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How Not To Summon A Demon Lord

What’s this suddenly erect, hard peak among the softness?!?!

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How Not To Summon A Demon Lord is an anime that sits somewhere in between Ecchi and PUSHING THE FUCKING BOUNDARIES OF HENTAI. On one side you’ve got Voluptuous Oppai and on the other side, you’ve got the Flat Is Justice type of girls. Nothing in between. Nonetheless, this is an anime with SEVERAL fan service moments that will entertain your lonely single soul and keep you awake throughout the night.

You’ve got your not so average otaku gamer, Takuma Sakamoto. The very elite in the popular MMORPG, Cross Reverie. He goes by the name of Demon Lord Diablo, king of the underworld. Now he was OP as hell, kinda like Ains in Overlord where he would destroy anyone who dares to cross his path. He’s got all the items, spells and strategies nailed down to perfection.

One evening, during Takuma’s gaming session marathon, he gets mysteriously transported into the game! Now Takuma has transformed into Diablo from the game! We come across two characters who summoned him into the game, Rem and Shera. They were planning to make Tamura their servant but the spell they cast backfired and reflected onto them. Now the two girls have metal collars on their necks and become the slaves of the great demon lord Diablo.

Takuma is one funny character. Combining his social anxiety and past non-existent interactions with women makes it funny as hell to watch. To be able to see and occasionally touch large boobs ignites the rocket in his pants lol. He takes advantage of the situation and acts like his character Diablo to intimidate people. Although everyone ends up loving him despite his inappropriate comments at the best of times lol.

He travels with Rem and Shera so that they can find a way to remove the slave collars. They run into a lot of trouble in Cross Reverie but Diablo tries his best to lend a helping hand with his friends and nations personal issues. Despite having the vast knowledge of the game, not everything is an exact replica so Diablo spends the majority of the time figuring life out one step at a time.

A few episodes in and we find out the Demon Lord Krebskulm’s soul resides in Rem. I’m not sure how a big demon lord is able to fit inside such a tiny little girl. Diablo being the pushover nice guy decides to help Rem find a way to extract the demon lord from her. You’ll see in a minute what I meant by pushing the boundaries of hentai………

The first display of power was when Diablo was fighting with Galluk and the drunken mages. This guy was a real A-Hole from the beginning. He summoned his level 40 salamander which admittedly looks aggressive, breathing fire and shit. To Diablo’s surprise, this was actually weak AF for someone who’s a level 150 Demon Lord. Diablo not holding back, fires his explosion magic at the Salamander turning it into a BBQ Lizard.

Shera is actually the princess of the Elven kingdom. Her dickhead brother, Keera demands that they return the princess otherwise the kingdom of Greenwood will wage war on Faltra. Keera only wants to marry Sheera to gain power over the kingdom. That and he’s got a thing for his sister. I don’t blame him  What a sicko…….  Not taking any shit, Diablo retaliates, stands his ground and lets Shera go? Wait wtf? Hold up. Keera was actually playing dirty and used a mind control flute on Sheera. Nonetheless, 3 days later Diablo barges into the Prince’s camp and annihilates everyone. Diablo ends up fighting a hydra which is probably the best fight in the entire anime.

The adventure is very entertaining even though they don’t travel very far. The most mundane things that you do in a game instantly becomes a source of comedy when Diablo tries to execute it in real life. Everything from making potions, breaking curses and making friends instantly becomes super perverted with the help of Shera and Rem. Till this day, Diablo still doesn’t know how he made potions. All he does is stare at a pair of Oppais and they magically appear in his hands lol.

They met a fallen angel commander Edelgard, who claims to know the way to separate Krebskulm from Rems body. At this point, every other anime watcher will give up watching due to the explicit fan service. But not me. I SOLDERED ON SO THAT I COULD LIVE TO TELL THE STORY TO YOU GUYS.  Long story short, Diablo had to pour his magical energy into Rem to force out Krebslumb. Because pouring his energy through her stomach wasn’t cutting it, he was forced to get closer. That’s right people, he had to stick a finger into her loli sausage pocket! You can imagine the rest lol.

The demon came out and it wasn’t really what I or anyone was expecting…… She was another Justice is Flat member, Klem. Because the resurrection wasn’t performed correctly, Klem is actually a nice demon lord who loves biscuits lol. But don’t let that fool you, her inner demon was awakened again due to the death of Rem from the backstabbing bitch Alicia. You’ll find out who she is and you’ll hate her as well.

Now the big battle against Diablo and Krebskulm was happening. He was pretty much getting his ass whooped. But luckily Rem wasn’t dead as Shera went to revive her with potions. Klem calmed down and transformed back to her normal self. You got off the hook this time Diablo lol. The fight was pretty intense but if it went on any longer, Diablo would have died for sure lol.

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If you’ve managed to watch all the episodes and enjoyed it then congratulations! You’re a true harem/ecchi fan that’s crazy for fan service! I think we should go get this checked out lol. At the end of the anime, they hint to the second season. Not sure how i feel about th  BRING ON THE OPPAIS!!!!!!

Sorami Waifu from the Light Novel Volume 11 😉 ❤

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Fairy Tail Season 9 Episode 1

Breaking things is a specialty of everyone in Fairy Tail

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Magic, fighting, booze and hot chicks. The perfect combination that has kept Fairy Tail going for 10 years. Still, as strong and popular as ever, the 9th season has been released. What has been happening for the last 8 seasons you may ask. All I can say is that Lucy’s rack has gotten bigger and that’s pretty much it lol

We have our favourite guild FAIRY TAILLLLLLLLL *crowd goes wild. These guys are the ultimatum of carefree, bad-tempered and overpowered guild in all of Fiore. The strange combination of characters somehow come together to create a sense of harmony and balance that allows trust and friendship to foster.

We’ve got our boy, the main protagonist, know as a dragon slayer, Natsu Dragneel. Shit even his last name sounds like a dragon. Well, that’s because he was raised by a dragon! Expert in Fire dragon slaying magic, he is by far one of the strongest fire users in the anime. With his cheeky, fun-loving personality it’s hard not to fall in love with him!

And we’ve got out the main female hottie, Lucy. She first started out as a stranger who was looking for a way to join Fairy Tail. She was looking for the famous Salamander (Natsu) and with very good luck, found him at a street brawl lol. Spoiler alert, she’ll eventually fall in love with him but he will never notice lol.

Lucy is what you call a summoner. She is collecting all the keys for her Zodiac summons. Her best friend is Aquarius the hottie with a bad temper lol. She was taken back to the guild and everyone pretty much accepted her off the bat. Must have been the big boobs lol. And now she gets teamed up with Natsu and they pretty much go everywhere together.

Recapping at Season 8, Fairy Tail goes into war with Tartaros the dark guild. The battles were lit as we saw everyone surpass their limits. Along the way, they discovered what E.N.D was not just a book but the strongest demon created by Zeref so that it could end his own life. Zeref isn’t really a bad person, he’s just a bag full of contradictions. Oh, Zeref and Mavis had a thing for each other in the past which is kinda cute as hell.

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We found out that the dragons were residing in the bodies of the dragon slayers. THEY WERE THERE ALL ALONG?!?! WTFFFFF. Ahem. Don’t be mad guys there was a good reason for this. The dragons did this to prevent the children from undergoing dragonification. This shit was sadddddd, because the dragons had so little time left before they had to go. Natsu was balling his eyes out as he had so many things to tell his dad but couldn’t. Natsu promised Igneel to avenge his death by destroying the black dragon Acnologia.

There were so many fights and revelations going on in this ARC and it was crazy. Grey found his dad Silver, Minerva gets revived, the dragons came back, Fairy Tail disbandment was announced, Natsu leaves on a 1-year journey. Holy shit, it would be nearly impossible to some up everything in this post. It would be easier if you guys go and watch it. I guarantee that you’ll be kept entertained throughout the entire series with comedy, adventure and huge tits apart from wendy lol.

NOW. SEASON 9! 1 year has passed and Natsu returns from his training with Gildarts. He’s noticeably A LOT buffer and with longer hair. You can tell this kid went through some serious shit. The two decide to reunite Fairy Tail by gathering all the members. They will be facing a group of evil called Avatar. TBH from reading the manga, this was like the foreplay that led to the best ARC of the whole entire Fairy Tail world. The Alverez kingdom. The final fight between Fairy Tail and Zereff.

In Episode 278, the first episode of season 9 Natsu and Lucy set off on an adventure. Natsu is nostalgic about the old days where the guild was chaotic and was very much disappointed with the lack of action since his return. The two decided to his a sparring match to see how much they have grown in terms of strength. But after seeing Natsu beat up a gang of bandits, Lucy was like nahhhh I’ll be alright lol.

They head off to Margaret Town and they see a performance by the guild Lamia Scale. They saw Wendy who is now a member of Lamia Scale on stage dancing with Sherria in their Thanksgiving parade. Natsu being shocked that Wendy moved to the dark side, he was determined to get his friend back to Fairy Tail. Well, it was only natural that after the disbandment, everyone went to other guilds to find work. Happy and Carla reunites and it was the cutest thing haha.

Orochi Head was watching the performance and was planning an assault on the town by releasing a horde of monsters. The most notable fight was with Natsu and Bluenote. Poor Bluenote getting off on the wrong foot at the start on the season lol. Natsu whips out his Fire Dragons Roar and one hit KO’s the shit out of him. The rest of Orochi Heads’ gang member admits defeat after witnessing the absolute defeat. Oh, Wendy and Sherria did well too I guess.

I’m not really sure why this is called the final season? I mean so much more shit will happen and I hope they make it all the way to the fight with Zereff. Throw in a spin-off like Boruto and no one will be mad lol. Either way, 2 years was way too long and I’m really glad to see the adventure continue. Can’t wait to see the new graphics and fight scenes!

Mirajane Waifu being sexy by the seaside ❤

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Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?

In the end, guilt is just the question of whether you’re capable of forgiving yourself or not. If you’ve really changed, then prove it with your actions.

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Adventure, magic, sexy girls this anime has it all. Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? The simple answer is no lol. However, if you’re in a cave filled with crazy monsters attacking you, you’re probably not going to have time hitting up hot chicks. BAKA don’t underestimate my abilities.

Bell Cranel, the protagonist of the anime. Good looking, strong and a lady’s magnet, he’s got it all set for him. In the town of Orario, the gods have come down from the heavens to start their own little competition. You’ve got your big shot gods like Apolo, Loki, Hermes blah blah. Then you’ve got Hestia, goddess of the fireplace…….at least she’s got a big rack. Plus 10 points there.

So we’ve got this tower in the middle here is called the dungeon. You can find all sorts of shit in there like minotaurs, goblins and occasionally dragons if you’re unlucky lol. For some reason, these monsters drop items or crystal shards and can be exchanged for money or made into powerful weapons.

Adventurers are required to join a Familia. These are groups of people who serve under a deity who look after them. Our boy Bell got into the famous Hestia Familia. These gods are able to grant power and skills through blessings to the adventurers that they like. Hestia Familia, population 1 person. The poor kid is really just trying to make ends meet and feed himself and his goddess.

One day, Bell goes into the dungeon on a solo mission. He was like, oh yeah I can handle a level 4 solo mission, why the heck not. Once he got there he was faced with a Minotaur that had escaped from level 40 or some shit. Needless to say, he was scared shitless and ran for his life.

Luckily our princess Ais Wallenstein, a high-level adventurer and powerful swordsman comes to the rescue. He instantly gets a crush for her. She carries him out of the dungeon and both went their separate ways. It’s funny how clueless he is about all the other girls who develop crushes for him, especially Hestia who’s thirsty as hell.

Bell being clueless as usual, gained the ability Realis Phrase that allows him to level up rapidly. The speed relies on his feelings during each fight. We can see the kid go from holding a knife to doing firebolt blasts in like 7 episodes lol. Because of this ability, Hestia keeps it a secret from the other gods so that they don’t steal him away from her.

Hestia wasn’t all bad. Although very clingy and overprotective, she loves Bell very much and would do anything for him. Keeping this a secret, she goes off to Hephaistos the God of Smiths and begs her to make a weapon, Tanto for Bell. About one episode later, he got to use the knife against a big ass silverback gorilla that got lose. Because being a super expensive weapon, this raises his stats dramatically. Saving the day like an absolute bowse, he making Hestia and Ais fall in love with him even more ❤

He later goes on to read a magic book and learns the spell Firebolt. Because he’s a noob, he tries it out too many times and passes out. Our super hottie Ais finds him and puts his head on her lap. Upon waking up he realises that his biggest crush was so close to his face, gets very embarrassed and literally rolls away. Ais has a thing for him as well but is confused as to why he’s always running away from her lol

The most notable fighting scene was either the minotaur or the last fight with Goliath. This time Bell really pushed himself to the limits. You’ll be immersed with the music, determination and the crystal clear scenes. SO much that you’ll be cheering for Bell in no time. I know someone who did. >.> 🙂 hehe

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? has a light novel called Sword Oratoria. This time it’s from Ais perspective! It’s really amazing to see how she got so strong and some of the backstories behind the events that were happening in the first season. There’s also a movie Arrow of the Orion and the second season coming out next year so DO NOT MISS THAT BECAUSE IT WILL BE LIT FAM!!!

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Sexy Ais Waifu is packing underneath ❤

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