marriage – Anime Review Senpai

But hey, don’t lose hope. There has to be at least one person on earth who would love a tactless guy like you.

Welcome to the world of Quintessential Quintuplets, where harems have taken a new twist in an all loving, fun for all adventure. This anime will make you extremely jealous of the heavenly pleasure one high school boy can experience where not only 2, nor 3 nor 4 but 5 girls have fallen in love with him! To make things more orgasmic, they are all identical quintuplets with hugeeeee….. personalities 😉

Our homeboy Fuutarou Uesugi is the chosen protagonist of this whole spin-off. He’s your typical nerdy, but surprisingly handsome high-school student who is flat out broke. Broke as in someone who orders a meat set without the meat kinda broke…………damn.

Let’s introduce our gluttony queen quintuplet number 1 Itsuki-channn. We first see her butting heads with our home boy Fuutarou from day one. We can say that she’s living the high life with her multi luxurious ramen order consisting of 1500 yen. And I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the only thing she ate for lunch lol.

Fuutarou got a call from his adorable sister Raiha about a tutoring job. He accepted the job and to his surprise found Itsuki there with four other girls that look exactly like her. Ding ding ding, big brain moment for Fuutarou is when he finally realised that they were actually quintuplets.

Going from the top we’ve hot our big sister Ichika who is an aspiring actress. Then we’ve got the malicious tsundere queen Nino. Our national Waifu Miku. The highly sporty, pure and energetic princess Yotsuba. And the dandere Itsuki.

As you may have realised by now, the names of the girls are in kanji which corresponds to their birth order from 1 to 5. I know! Even I was blown away after figuring it out when the whole series has ended lol.

This high school romance is definitely one of the best animes I’ve ever seen in my life. With a combination of original storyline and appropriate amounts of fan service, this anime has taken the nation by storm with its cuteness.

We can see that as the story progresses, there’s a shroud of mystery around the bride that Fuutarou ends up marrying. To make things more interesting, all of the quintuplets ends up developing feelings for Fuutarou.

It was hinted by the author, Negi Haruba that the Bride is definitely one of the Nakano Quintuplets. The Bride held hands with Fuutarou during the bonfire of School Camping Trip Arc. The Bride is implied to have kissed Fuutarou under the bell tower at the end of Scrambled Eggs Arc.

If you’ve finished watching season 1, they you would know that all five of them were there to hold Fuutarou’s hand during the bonfire in the camping trip lol. It’s still not quite possible to identify the bride at this stage (if you watch the anime) but who knows, maybe he’ll be able to kiss all of them soon 😉

Best Waifu goes to MIKU!

“Why should I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?”

If you’ve never heard of Tokyo Ghoul then you’ve probably been living under a rock. A rock that has isolated you from the glorious sunshine consisting of 3 seasons worth of soul nourishment. Tokyo Ghoul revolves around Ghouls who are living repressed lives in Tokyo. Ghouls are really no different from human beings apart from the fact that they cannot eat human food and that they have Kakunaes which are deadly AF.

Despite not being able to eat anything apart from human flesh, they do settle for a nice cup of coffee every now and then. You can see in Season 1 our homeboy Kaneki Ken works at Anteiku which is the best coffee shop around the block. Kaneki Ken was just your typical shy high school boy who happens to land a date with Rize, the hottest bitch on the block. Their little coffee date was good until their walk home. Rize revealed that she was a ghoul and was ready to devour Keneki.

Luckily for our boy, a bunch of steel beams fell on her saving our boy in the process. He woke up in the hospital where the doctor had transplanted organs and shit from Rize in order to save his life. Malpractice to the highest level but in the anime world nobody gives a F. Now Kaneki is pretty much put through hell. Constantly fighting for his life against CGG, Aogiri Tree and a bunch of other Ghouls would are desperate to eat him *cough cough Tsukiyama. Although not all is bad, he meets a girl called Touka and a bunch of friendly ghouls at Anteiku who helps him adjust to his new life.

I’ll take this time to explain what the hell it is that sprouts out of the ghoul’s body. Ghouls have this sac like thing in their body called a Kakuhou that stores specific Rc Cells. These cells are released at will to form Kagune which we can see as those freaky weapons that they use to kill each other with. The shape size and form depends entirely upon the constitution of the RC cells and the users’ creativity. Our boy Kaneki just grows tails like the nine tail fox lmao.

Fast forward to Season 4 Which is Tokyo Ghoul Re:2. A bunch of shit has happened. The coffee shop owner dies, Kaneki loses his memory then gains it back, Arima is dead and Eto is surprisingly pretty hot. Don’t get me started on all the additional characters that nobody can really remember when they appeared or what they did a couple of seasons ago.

The fight between master and student was pretty emotional. Kaneki was able to release his Kakunja after being pushed to the limits by Arima. After having 2 of his weapons broken, Kishou Arima decides it was pointless to continue and commits Seppuku on his own throat and boom. He ded. His god damn pride was so high that it was actually commendable. But we learn that he was already dying anyway due to a very huge secret!

The season where Arima dies and Kaneki and Touka finally have sex, what a time to be alive lol. Touka was being straightforward as F asking if Kaneki was a virgin and telling him that if it really came down to it she would let him do it with her. I mean if that wasn’t dropping enough hints for ya then you’re probably too innocent for this world lol. Fast forward maybe 5 minutes they finally start going at it.

The mood was set folks, the two of them in a dark room staring into each other’s eyes with some baby making music in the background. Touka takes her shirt off revealing a massive pair of DD Oppais. HOLY SHIT, they were the most perfect pair of melons I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m so glad they were given time to grow for 4 seasons because if she whipped them out in season 1, I’m sure as hell a lot of viewers would have been disappointed lol.

This sex scene was actually pretty softcore but very enjoyable to watch. A lot of flashbacks of their times together and no butt clapping sounds. Just pure romantic love making like its suppose to be between two lovers. I thoroughly appreciated the freeze frames highlighting their 2-minute session to be blissful and heavenly. Oh, and Touka got pregnant after this. Them Ghoul sperm but be super strong swimmers lol.

As the new generation do it, they decide to have sex before marriage. Nothing wrong with testing out the waters before getting yourself into a lifetime commitment. Kaneki and Touka decide to hold their wedding underground. The wedding planner was probably someone we all know cough cough and he did a pretty decent job too. The two looked very good together I must say and I hope they live happily ever after with their soon to be born daughter :p

I feel like at this point I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore. I’ve been watching for the fights and I’m not even mad. However, I was surprised and glad to see Amon again! Really made my week knowing that he’s not dead! Tokyo Ghoul has been my all time favourite anime with its high pitch opening and its beacon of light on racial discrimination that parallels our own world.