Mizuhara Inchinose – Anime Review Senpai

She was the first girlfriend I ever had, and she dumped me after just one month?

Welcome you sad lonely souls to the world of Rent-A-Girlfriend! For all you lonely virgin out there, who have never come in contact, yet alone talk to a beautiful woman, I hope this anime will help guide you your much needed salvation. These girls are the creme of the crop, the apex of beautiful women that will make every head turn no matter where they go. If your ready to take your first step to redeem your pathetic virgin life, let’s get into it! Team Single Pringles, let’s gooooo!

The story starts off with a 1st year college student Kazuya Kiyoshita. He tells us that his love life is going great. His first hottie girlfriend is Mami-chan and about 30 seconds later, we can see that she’s breaking up with him, and he’s back to being a lonely virgin again lol. Kazuya falls into a great depression as the love of his life broke up with him. After throwing a few too many tissues into the bin and scrolling through adult sites as an undercover minor on private mode, Kazuya decides to download the rent-a-girlfriend, Diamond app to get his life back on track.

Kazuya arrives at the designated spot to wait for his rental girlfriend. Still feeling down in the dumps, he wasn’t expecting too much from this date. Our rental girlfriend, Waifu of the year Chizuru walks in and then bam, Kazuya’s whole world was literally turned upside down! She was a perfect 10/10, Class A hottie of every man’s dream. However, no matter how hard Chizuru tried to make him happy during the date, Kazuya was so depressed that he viewed all her actions as insincere. Because of this after he got home, he left her a 1 star rating on the Diamond app lol

The real fun begins on their second date where Chizuru reveals her true colours and calls him out for being a depressed lil B***H lol. They couldn’t finished their little aquarium date because Kazuya received a phone call from his parents saying that his grandma has been hospitalised…..again. Somehow one thing lead to another and Chizuru got dragged along to the hospital as well. AND THAT KIDS IS HOW THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY WAS BORN. Kazuya being under pressure decides to introduce Chizuru to his family as his girlfriend!!! Now what’s worse is that his family fully denied that their hopeless son and grandson was able to land this total hottie lol.

Oh, you say they can break up afterwards? What’s the big deal right? WELL, this is the anime world we’re talking about and of course we have to make it complicated right? It turns out Chizuru’s grandma is an inpatient at the very same hospital and that both of the grandmas were close friends with each other! Kazuya and Chizuru were trying to hide from their grandmothers, but Kazuya was having a hard time trying to hide his you know what……. lol. Who could blame the 18 year old boy at the peak of his youth, filled with testosterone ready to engage in baby making. Not today because, Chizuru quickly shuts him down a a swift kick to the nuts lol

It is agreed by both parties that Kazuya is to rent Chizuru for 1 hour every Wednesday to keep this girlfriend boyfriend charade going. But however, it wasn’t easy because they actually had to convince their friends as well lol. One day, Kazuya was on a date with Chizuru and boom, they ran into their friends who happened to be going to a nearby pub. They walked in, opened the door and helloooooo ex girlfriend lololol. Ex-girlfriend Mami was sitting there staring in confusion at how her dumbass ex-boyfriend managed to land this total hottie lol.

And we all know how manipulative Mami is and that she wants nothing but the worse for our Kazuya. She does everything in her power to sabotage Kayuza’s and Chizuru’s relationship because she just couldn’t stand the fact how her ex-boyfrind has already moved on from her. Just let our virgin boy have a bit of happiness please lol. From a viewers perspective, nobody likes Mami due to her cold hearted nature. But from my point of view, she be pretty hot like that 😉 lol

To make things more interesting, let’s throw Ruka Sarashina into the mix who is also in love with Kazuya!!!! She was also a rental girlfriend, who is a 10/10 on the hotness scale. If you put her next to the sun, the sun would pretty much burn up lol. Ruka has quite a stubborn personality and is definitely the clingy type who messages her now boyfriend Kazuya over 300 millions times per day lol. I find this quite cute as she actually loves Kazuya with all her heart and is willing to do anything for him. Yes, she even lets him continue with the rental girlfriend business lol. What a dream girl I say.

Oh, you thought there couldn’t be any more girls? Boom, you’ve got Sumi Sakurasawa who is a redhead loli who’s a 10/10 herself. With beauty to match with the other girls in the series and her dandere personality, she’s a force to be reckoned with for the shipping department lol. With the over abundance of choices, I wonder how Kazuya even sleeps at night lol. She doesn’t really have much to say on dates but I think she’s just starting to come out of her shell and it’s a good development to see. She has to potential to become waifu #3 of the Kazuya harem lol

There you have it, with the overabundance of fan service, original story line and great character development, you would be silly not to watch this amazing anime. Waiting for season 2 is killing me because what happens in the manga is no doubt one of the most exciting things I’ve ever read in my entire 26 year old life. Give it a try, I’m sure you’ll love it just as much as I do. Time to buy a body pillow now I guess lol.