Dragon Ball Super: Broly

I was so sure my strength was getting close to it’s peak. But, then this guy showed up and was so much stronger than me. And he’s a Saiyan, just like I am.

Goku

Happy New Year Everyone!!!! I hope you all had a splendid time with your friends and family wherever in the world you guys are. Well for an Otaku like me, I spent my countdown watching this amazing anime that I’ve put off for a whole year! I had the chance to go see it in Japan and even had the whole of 2019 to watch it, but somehow I kinda put it off until now……. (K-Dramas were to blame)? Nonetheless it was absolutely phenomenal and mind blowing movie to watch.

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Written by Akira Toriyama and directed by Tatsuya Nagamine, Toei animation has once again developed a masterpiece that rivals the movie Akira. With a box office hit of 124 million dollars worldwide, the movie was such a huge hit amongst the otaku fanbase worldwide.

The story revolves roughly 40 years ago when Frieza’s dad King Cold was ruling over planet Vegeta. King Vegeta has a son that we all know today as Prince Vegeta, who had a super high power level. He believed that his son was the shit until he realised that there was a kid named Broly with an even higher, to the point of abnormal power level.

Being the salty king that he is, Broly was exiled to a shit-hole planet called Vampa where it was practically uninhabitable. Broly’s dad Paragus learns of the news, steals a ship and follows his son. He plans to take revenge by raising Broly up to become the best warrior the universe has ever seen.

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Very nostalgic seeing Goku’s parents, Gine and Bardock. We got to see the amount of affection that they had towards their youngest son. However, the Frieza army decided to destroy planet Vegeta so they had to send Goku off to earth in a sad farewell, never to see him again.

Fast forward to the current Dragon Ball Super timeline after the tournament of power, we can see everyone having a good time. Goku and Vegeta were having their usual practice match, Whiz was eating all the desserts and Berus was well, you know, sleeping as usual lol.

The animations were cripier than a juicy apple. Let your eyes bite into the succulent animation, clean fighting techniques and clear FPS that Toei Animation has brought you. Most of the time during a fight scene, you’re like…..what the hell is going on? But with this movie, you can literally follow everything as they have brought it down a notch. Bravo to you guys.

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Bulma was collecting the dragon balls in order to fulfill her ultimate wish, to make her self 5 years younger. Freiza decided to steal the dragon balls from her in order to fulfil his ultimate wish, that was to make himself 5 cms taller…….. I’ve had enough of these two (table flip and walks out of the room).

The last dragon ball was located in Antartica and fast forward shit a little bit, Goku Vegeta, Freiza and Broly were having a stand off in penguin land. It was literraly a hour full slugfest which should have been boring as hell but surprisngly very entertaining to the last minute. Shoutout to Frieza who took a beating from Broly for 1 whole hour as Goku and Vegeta were trying perform a fusion lol.

This anime originated from the manga Dragon Ball Minus and Toei did an amazing job turning it into an anime masterpiece. Shoutout to Akira and the crew for making my 2020 New Year amazing 🙂

Waifu of the New Year goes to Bulma ❤

No Game No Life Season 1

This world is just… a crappy game.

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Welcome to the world of No Game No Life, an anime where brother-sister complexes are acceptable and games determine everything. This anime is within my favourite top three anime and I’m gonna try and bring you into the dark side as well 😉 Sit down, relax and bring your full undivided attention onto this screen to experience a world you’ve never seen before. 

It all starts off as a hobby of playing games. Either that or crippling social anxiety that causes one to stay cooped up in your room all day. Sora and Shiro are world renowned for their gaming abilities. With one exception. Nobody knows their true identity! They are known as Blank because they would often leave their usernames blank. Go figure lol. However, we can see their skills really are unparallel and nobody can beat them when they work together. 

One day after winning a world gaming tournament from their room, they receive a peculiar email. It was a game of chess which really took them a few hours to beat. Not only that, they accepted the fact of being sent to a world which only revolves around games as a joke. Annnnnnnnd they really did get sent to another world. Truth be told kids, if you don’t want to be sent to another world, don’t respond to spam emails.

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Detesting the social norms is a regular routine for most adolescents. A mutual understanding between the viewers and the protagonists can easily be established based on this normative concept. As they arrive in a world called Disboard, they become bound by the Ten Pledges spell that strictly forbids them to use any means of violence. That means EVERYTHING must be decided by games and the rules are there to enforce it. Right up in Blanks alley 😉

The siblings travel to a nation called Elkia, and along the way, we can see them winning against various mountain bandits for clothes and money.  Decretion is advised and scamming people for their money is not recommended. Unless you’ve been transported to another world then, by all means, do whatever the hell you have to in order to survive lol.

Blank encounters our first Waifu, Stephanie Dola, the granddaughter of the deceased king. The girl was packing my brothers. Seeing that the nation was on a verge of becoming mincemeat to the other surrounding nations, Shiro and Sora decide to run for rulers themselves. The intricate plans and strategic manoeuvres used to exploit weaknesses in games was phenomenal. Brimming with potential and limitless possibilities, the first thing they did was make Stephanie fall in love with Shiro lol.

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The gag comic style mixed with highly intelligent conversations and fan service galore will surely capture your attention. This is no ordinary anime, my friends because it’s ranked among the top god-tier animes that should forever be worshipped till the end of times. With good intentions, Sora and Shiro lead Elkia to the path of world domination (16 countries altogether) until they can challenge the god of games Tet. 

They encounter tough enemies along the way such as Kurami Zell, the flat is justice girl. The game was based on chess but with a twist. Sometimes the chess pieces do not respond to the commands properly and simply chose to ignore them. The players are able to directly influence the chess pieces. Sora takes the advantage when it comes to dirty tactics, turning the tide of battle into victory. 

Their next opponent is the horny flügel, Jibril. They were keen on retaking the library back so that they could research on the Eastern Federation, home of the Werebeasts. They decided to play Shiritoti, but again with a twist! The spoken words will come to life or disappear depending on the player. One thing leads to another and the brother-sister complex gets out of hand……but they had to do it in order to secure a victory! The Hypernova scene at the end of the game was hella sick so don’t miss it!

Now they have Jibril as their humble sexy servant. Sadly, after discovering that the information in the library was useless, Sora and Shiro decide to have a look at the late King’s will in a hidden part of the mansion. It was revealed that The Eastern Federation always use video games for their challenges! Talk about right up your alley! The first person multiplayer shooter game against Izuna Hatsuse was intense. With mystery, action and backstabbing, the plot takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions that makes you want to scream “I LOVE THIS ANIMEEEEE!!!!”. And you’ll probably be into Loli as well so don’t blame me lol.

Not only did Blank win back Elkia’s land, they decide to challenge the leader of the Eastern Federation Miko the sexy fox for the right to govern the Werebeasts. The game was a simple coin flip so I’ll leave you to see who wins in the end 😉 But wow season was already lit as hell, don’t forget to watch season 2 for more awesomeness!

 

Miko Waifu at your service! ❤

 

 

 

The Seven Deadly Sins the Movie: Prisoners of the Sky

We all die someday, but as long as someone keeps a person’s wishes alive, they won’t really die.

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Welcome to the world of Nanatsu No Taizai or The Seven Deadly Sins, which is a tale about the medieval times. First, we’ll do a bit of introduction for the newbies so that you guys can catch up. Not only was this anime based on medieval times, the writers decided to throw in demons, angels and supernatural abilities in there too. Holy shit, this anime will keep you at the edge of your seats throughout the season. Both of them! lol

The main protagonist Meliodas, the sin of Wrath is not your typical boy. He’s actually a 3000-year-old Demon and is the son of Satan. That escalated quickly lol. He’s not as cute as he seems. He’s actually the captain of the Seven Deadly sins. And is also the biggest pervert in the anime lol. As you can see below, he enjoys grabbing big boobs and having a sneak peek at panties as a hobby.

For those of you know don’t know what the 7 sins are they compose of the following. Greed, Envy, Sloth, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony and Pride. Each member representing each sin corresponding to their characteristics and individual desires seen in the anime. Not sure why Meliodas wasn’t Lust but who am I to complain lol.

The story is set in a country called Liones, Britania. The seven deadly sins were considered the strongest of the holy knights. Ten years ago, there was a rumour that the seven deadly sins were planning to overthrow the kingdom. This was bullshit btw, they were framed. They had to disband the crew tried to keep a low profile. But thanks to Elizabeth who sets out to find the Seven Deadly Sins, they are now once again reunited.

Elizabeth Liones, is the 4th Princess of the Liones Kingdom. She is a princess who has a benevolent and kind nature. Think of Hinata. Yeah, Waifu material lol. She is the 107th reincarnation of the super hottie Supreme Deity daughter Goddess Elizabeth and also the reincarnation of Liz who was Meilodas’s past lover.

And who can forget Hawk! The captain of the leftover knights! The strongest character in the anime (self-proclaimed). Hawk is a talking pig with the moral conscience to keep Meliodas in character. Oh and the Boar Hat is actually built on top of Hawk’s mum who is hugeeeee! Hawk can be uptight most of the time but I find him reliable, trustworthy and full of courage. His heart is definitely in the right place ❤

Now with all the introductions out of the way, let’s get into the movie.  Picking up from season 2, the fight with the 10 commandments was over but shit was still over the place so I don’t really know where this movie fits into the timeline but oh well. The movie starts off with each member gathering ingredients. It was revealed that the King of Liones’s birthday was coming up and they were going to have a BIG celebration.

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Meliodas heard a rumour from somewhere that the meat of a sky fish is extremely delicious and he wanted to get some for his old friend the king. While the others have already finished their share of hunting-gathering, Meliodas has been slacking off as usual lol. He instead tries to cook an apple pie with Ban as the head chef and everything was looking as good as usual. However, nobody wanted to have a taste lol. The brave Escanor took up the challenge and boooooom, rainbow vomit everywhere!

Meliodas and Hawk decide to go wash off the skittle coloured vomit in a nearby pond. Melios takes a look and he sees something very unusual. It was a herd of Sky Fish!!! Meliosdas and Hawk decide to jump in and little did they know it was actually a portal to sky island! On the other hand, a Melioodas look-alike also popped out from the pond at the same time! His name is Solaad and he is a celestial with wings. They are the descendants of the goddess clan!

The winged people were there to greet the Meliodas and Hawk. They were trying to capture Solaad for running away from his soldier duties. So they mistakenly took Meliodas instead due to their facial similarities and well pretty everything about them was similar tbh. However, Hawk becomes an instant hero because he looks exactly like the great warrior Oshiro and pretty much gets worshipped. The Celestials are the protectors of a giant egg that has many demons sealed inside it from 3000 years ago.

And out of nowhere a demon group called the Six Knights of Black appeared and attacked Solaad and the Seven Deadly Sins at Liones. Their goal is to ultimately crack the big egg and unleash the ultimate evil from the inside. Solaad eventually convinces the Seven Deadly Sins to help out at the sky temple. However because Galla destroyed the pond portal, the crew had to take the long way there. That’s right team, Mama Hawk takes flight! 

As the big egg starts to crack, the rest of the Six Knights of Black are released. Their names aren’t important but they were all strong as hell. The leader of the group Bellion holds a 3000-year-old grudge against Meliodas. He has once declined entry into the 10 Commandments because at the time he was too weak. So he’s pretty much butthurt and takes his anger out on Meliodas. Meliodas was having quite a hard time fending off all of the Six Knights and he was pushed to the limits.

Reinforcements finally arrived after Meliodas got stabbed by the sacred Wing Sword which is a specialized anti-demon sword. Don’t worry guys our captain won’t die that easily. They manage to pull it out and the fight continues. The Seven Deadly Sins took out all of the Knights and there was just one left, their leader Bellion. He used his teammates’ souls to break the seal on the giant egg and booooom comes out the Indura of Retribution.  What will happen? Go watch it! 🙂

Definitely, recommend this anime/movie to all you guys who are into supernatural powers and fan service. There is actually a good easy to follow plot to this movie so don’t get discouraged if you haven’t seen season 1 or 2. The visuals are stunning and the mystery will keep you wondering even after the movie has finished 🙂

Merlin Waifu is the best ❤

My Hero Academia Two Heroes Movie

If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit, remember for what cause you clench your fists! Remember why you started down this path, and let that memory carry you beyond your limit!

Welcome to the review of the most anticipated movie of the year. MY HERO ACADEMIA TWO HEREOS!!!!!! The origin of All Might during his youth will make you want to scream out PLUS ULTRA when he Detroit Smashes the shit out of villains. I know I’m a little late to the party but here you go!

Don’t forget to take Bakugo home with you! ❤

Our movie starts off with two eagles soaring through the endless sky symbolising the freedom and friendship this movie will portray between All Might and his friend David Shield. We see All Might and Deku in a private jet flying to I Island to attend the grand opening. I can’t remember the exact order so don’t give me shit about it please lol.

All Might was dreaming about his glory days. This was the time he was a transfer student studying overseas in America. We open up with a bank heist with a villain who goes by the name of…... he wasn’t important enough for a name so nobody really cares.  He’s riding this ugly ass toad village with 3 or so arms. They stole a bunch of money and are trying to get away from the cops. Oh, that’s cool sayonara bro.

I think the hell not! All Might comes to the rescue. The villain had like missiles and shit and he was going ballistic with them. However, All Might’s Carolina Smash left him unfazed and unscratched from those deadly missiles. And yeah we all know who wins the fight and on that day, it was revealed that All Might wanted to become the symbol of hope.

Deku’s mug is so cute! ❤

I Island was the paradise of everyone’s dreams. Latest technology, sexy girls, great food, SEXY girls, splendid weather, SEXY GIRLS. Alright, I’ll stop being Mineta for a bit lol. All Might and Deku come across this sexy blonde teenager on a pogo stick. It turns out the blonde bombshell she was Melissa Shields, the daughter of the great scientist David Shield and former partner in crime of All Might. At this point nobody was really focusing on the pogo stick anymore if you know what I mean 00( (.)(.) )00 <—-Minetta.

Deku was shown around the island by Melissa leaving All Might to talk privately with David. It was a cute little date with Deku being the little nerdy fanboy as usual. Everything was going well and the two were enjoying themselves until a cold breeze suddenly glides over his shoulders. What is this sudden familiar ominous feeling he thought…….Just Uraraka staring over him with raging jealousy lol. 

To put it simply the whole of Class 1-A was on I Island either through a direct invite or there as a plus one. But to be honest, I was only looking forward to seeing Yaoyorozu and Todoroki because those two are my absolute favourite ❤ I love Todoroki because of his quirks and hairstyle and I love Yaoyorozu for obvious reasons lol. I was hoping to see a little development in their relationship but this movie fell short on that aspect. Booooo.

Who could forget U.A’s greatest secret shame Bakugou! Of course, we see him wrecking up a storm on the action trial course gaining the top place with the fastest time. The best part was the whole of Class A trying to subdue Bakugo after Todoroki steals the spotlight from him in a blink of an eye. I’m certain that everyone in Class 1-A is ashamed of his attitude but has his back regardless. Much love Bakugou ❤

They all get invited the opening ceremony.  The boys were all dressed up spick and span and the girls were looking totally kawaii. I quote Mineta “The main course has arrived” as Mellisa was wearing a V-cut dress revealing her amazing body. Jailbait alert folks. However because they were late to the party, the whole island went into maximum security mode. David and Sam were taken to the top vault by the villains in order to obtain a mysterious item.

Just kidding. The whole Island went into lockdown due to a terrorist attack. All Might was giving a speech at the banquet and then booooom, the party crashers suddenly came through the front door and restrained all the pro heroes in the room. The villains snuck into the security room and got full control of the island. The ringleader goes by the name of Wolfram with a metal manipulation quirk. 

Now it was up to our crew Deku, Melissa, Todoroki, Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta, Iida and Kaminari to gain back control of the security system on the 200th floor. That’s a lot of running lol. Bakugou and Kirishima were lost trying to find their way to the party stumbling their way to the 80th floor without being aware of the security breach lol. They team up on the 80th floor to take down the 2 villains while the others fight their way through the sentry robots to reach the top. MVP award goes to Mineta for using his Harem dream to overcome his fear of heights. HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!

Once the kids reached the top floor, it was revealed that David and Sam set up the whole hi-jack incident. They decided to hire a bunch of actors so that they could retrieve David’s greatest invention back after it was taken away by the government. The item was a headset that maximises one’s quirk without any drawbacks to the user. David wanted the item back because he knew of All MIght’s decreasing power and wanted his friend to maintain the symbol of peace. Before anyone calls him an asshole, his reasons were justified.

All hell broke loose and Wolfram reveals that they were not actors but real villains. Big surprise there…… Deku jumps in trying to save everyone but Sam and David still got shot regardless lol. The fighting continues until they reach the rooftop, and Deku was at his wits end on what to do next as Wolfram took David as a hostage and was escaping in a helicopter. Luckily All Might jumps into the rescue and then booooooom saves David in time. RIP helicopter. All that was going on and Melissa was able to retain control over the security system!

Wolfram somehow gets his hands on the amplifier and starts doing some crazy shit with his powers. All Might was already getting tired from his 3-hour limit and it was revealed that Wolfram received more quirks from ALL FOR ONE. Deku with his new support gear from Melissa was able to unleash his full potential. The student and Teacher released a final blow, the DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH which smashes Wolfram into smithereens. 

As the morning sun was rising, All Might and David become immersed in Deku’s awesomeness. They believe that even with All Might’s power disappearing, they are able to trust the future in the hands of the next generation. Awesome fight scenes, storyline and music are what you can expect from the movie. Definitely stole the hearts of many fans who are waiting in anticipation for the next film. PLUS ULTRA!!!

Who is your favourite waifu? ❤

Spirited Away

Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.

In the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the two prominent film techniques used were visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped viewers understand the three main ideas in Spirited away, which are greed, identity and good vs evil. Spirited Away is about a 10-year-old girl called Chihiro moving towns and stumble across an abandoned theme park village. Her parents were turned into pigs after eating some of the local food. Chihiro finds a mysterious boy Haku who tells her that this is a supernatural resort, and she needs to work to free her parents.

In the film Spirited Away visual symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Good vs Evil.  For most of the film, Haku along with Chihiro is on the good side, whereas Yubaba and Zeniba, are on the bad side. Visual symbolism makes the audience believe that the characters are associated with mystical powers, emotions, and states of mind. For example, Haku and Chihiro both have very fair skin which is symbolising innocence like an angel. Chihiro has small facial features, like a baby which are considered cute in our society. Another example is Yubaba and Zeniba who are both witches have portrayed with very large heads almost the same size as their bodies making them appear tough and evil. Furthermore, she is very wrinkly and has lots of warts on her face. This makes us think, people who appear more ugly are associated with evil. 

I believe that director Hayao Miyazaki wants the audience to realise that we humans classify people into groups by just like we classify Haku and Chihiro as good and Zeniba and Yubaba as evil. This is called Racism also known as a classification of people into groups, when we classify people into groups we create stereotypes. This is when we think Yubaba is ugly because she’s a witch and stereotypes of witches are that they evil. Why are they evil? Because when we were kids our society and culture taught us this ideology. 

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. The owner of the bathhouse, Yubaba is the most greedy person out there because almost every time we see her in the movie she is usually dressed in rich clothing with gold jewellery and other excessive gems. She does this so she can show her power over everyone else. For example, when Yubaba realized that the customer was giving gold she shouted “Ahh, gold! All Gold!”. But as a punishment of being greedy, the gold turned into mud. Everyone in the bathhouse is greedy but it truly shows when No face was creating gold and giving it away. When this happened everyone started to give No face delicious or exotic foods.

An example of Greed was when Chihiro parents went into a restaurant that they weren’t invited to and started eating rapidly. This symbolised both greed and gluttony, therefore, they were turned into pigs. Hayao Miyazaki did this to show the sin of greed. As said in the bible “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions”(Luke 12:15). Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show that everyone can become greedy if they are persuaded by the right things.

Visual Symbolism helped viewers understand the theme of Identity. When Chihiro signed the contract to get a job at the bathhouse, Yubaba stole parts of her name and made it Sen. This is called Contract Bestowal and is the way that Yubaba keeps the worker from escaping the bathhouse. Over time the workers eventually forget their name and lose their identity.  An example is when Yubaba said “So your names Chihiro such a pretty name (Pull characters of her name Chihiro and leaf Sen) and belongs to me now from now on your name is Sen”

But luckily Haku reminds Sen by saying “Here are your old clothes, you’ll need them to get home”. She remembers her real name and can use it escape. She also remembers Haku’s name which is Kohaku. When she was young she fell into a river and a river spirit called the Kohaku saved her. This set Haku and Chihiro free and they were able to leave the spirit world. Hayao Miyazaki could be symbolising that when you take someone’s name, you are also taking away their identity also taking away their soul.

After Yababa stole Sen’s identity (formerly known as Chihiro), Sen had to take care of herself because her parent were now pigs. This made her become more responsible for herself and her job giving her a stable identity in the bathhouse. An example of her having a stable identity is when she was offered gold from No face but refused. Chihiro learned from her father’s mistake of thinking that money can solve every problem.

She wisely chooses to do her duties instead of taking gold from No Face. No Face has never had an identity because has never had any friends or family that could teach him. He is trying to lure the bathhouse workers with gold and with want they want gold. If they accept No face will devour them and take the identity of the eaten person. Since he has the identity of the bathhouse worker he has all the greed, gluttony and viciousness and this doesn’t make him too happy because they were pretty empty on the inside. This would explain why No face wants to have Sen’s identity because she has the best identity in the bathhouse.

Furthermore, she was very respectful and kind to No face. Hayao Miyazaki wanted to symbolise No face as a Hungry ghost. Hungry ghosts are similar to no face because a hungry ghost has a mouth the size of a needle’s eye and a stomach the size of a mountain as written in Buddhist text. No face is like a hungry ghost because he had a never-ending appetite. The director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to explain that our identity is the result of other people’s identity especially close friends or family.

In the film, Spirited Away Dialogue helped viewers understand the theme of Greed. Chihiro’s father said at the start of the film “Don’t worry, you’ve got Daddy here. He’s got credit cards and cash.”. Chihiro’s father thought that wealth can compensate for lack of manners and respect. Chihiro learns from her dad’s mistakes. An example is when No face was offering gold then Chihiro said: “I don’t want any but thanks, I’m sorry but I’m in a very big hurry” and runs off. Chihiro knew that money or gold can’t solve every issue and those who give into greed with be condemned to servitude. I believe that the director Hayao Miyazaki is trying to show people the punishment of the greed, gluttony as mentioned in the seven deadly sins is paid in enslavement.

In conclusion, in the film, Spirited Away, directed by Hayao Miyazaki, several film techniques such as visual symbolism and dialogue. These techniques helped me understand the three main ideas in Spirited away is Greed, identity and Good vs Evil. The director Hayao Miyazaki got inspiration from the Christian bible, hungry ghost from the ancient Buddhist text. Furthermore, director Hayao Miyazaki was trying to show the consequences of the 7 deadly sins such as Greed, Gluttony.

Lin Waifu, she can give me a bath any day ❤

Summer Wars

There’s no lack of painful things in this world, but hunger and loneliness must surely be two of the worst.

What do you do when the HOTTEST GIRL in school asks you out to her family gathering outside of town? Hell yeah, I would say yes. Who wouldn’t? Well, that’s kinda what happened to Kenji Koiso. A Kuonji HIgh School mathematical genius and part-time moderator for the virtual reality world of OZ. This kid was pretty much your typical socially awkward nerd who pretty much needs to get some.

One day, Kenji and his friend Takashi were messing around on their part-time job when booooom, Natsuki comes barging in and asks out of them to be her boyfriend. Natsuki informs them that she requires an escort for her great-grandmothers 90ths birthday for about 1 week. Sure why not. Little did Kenji know, that once they arrived at the Sakae’s estate in Ueda, Natsuki introduced Kenji as her fiancé. And little did he know again, the Jinnochis’ are the living descendants of the Takeda clan who challenged the Tokugawa clan in the 1600’s. Talk about a powerhouse lol.

The huge family enjoyed each other’s companies and have a great time. Kenji was fitting in just dandy and everyone thought he was the man. However because the anime world needs a little drama, the producers decide to stir up some shit. Kenji met Natsuki’s half-uncle Wabisuke Jinoichi, a coding expert who was greeted warmly (lol) for stealing the family fortune and running off to America 10 years ago. He is the creator of Love Machine, the Artificial Intelligence created for the military.

Oz is pretty much like Facebook but MUCH BIGGER. It is a virtual world that allows people to create personal avatars and engage in activities such as sports, shopping, communication you name it. OZ HAS EVERYTHING. Because it’s super easy and convenient to use the application, people become overly dependant on the system. Boasting about their super high security and how impenetrable their mega encryption was, this was sure to get hacked lol.

One night Kenji discovers King Kazma was actually a 13-year-old name Kazuma who was Natsuki’s cousin. King Kazma as you can probably tell is the king of e-sports. King Kazma is a tall bunny wearing jeans with long ears. That’s was probably the best description you’ll ever find on the internet by yours truly. That is why I will provide pictures lol. His agile fighting style and power put him in another league than the rest of the competitors.

One night, Kenji was checking his phone and received a peculiar text message from OZ. Rather than ignoring the message filled with numbers, he decides to stay up all night to crack the code. Not only that he sent the answer back lol. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE THE NEXT DAY. It turns out that the code was actually a password that can be used to override all the systems of Oz. And since Oz is like the lifeline for every service possible in this anime, you can guess how chaotic things got. Hospital, public transport, electricity systems all went haywire. And guess who was responsible……that’s right, Kenji’s face appeared on the news as a wanted man.

It turns out the A.I Love Machine has stolen Kenji’s avatar on Oz to hack the infrastructure that was causing the whole mess. This causes modern world issues such as traffic congestion, waterway failure and even the malfunctions of electronics. The little relatives Shota and Rika Jinnouchi discovered about Kenji’s involvement in the whole incident and got their police cousin Shota to arrest him. BUUUUT because of the huge traffic they had to turn back lol.

This may possibly, nah fuck that, this was the most moving scene I have ever seen in the history of anime. The 90-year-old grandma Sakae had enough of the situation and decided to lend a helping hand. She got out her contact book filled with phone numbers and started ringing important people. She didn’t say much but the words and encouragement she gave enabled the people to work their hardest and minimise the damage. This scene deserves a grammy I swear to god. It was that good!

But, we can’t have the plot go smoothly, can we. You guessed it, the grandma dies the next morning. The doctor uncle, Mansuke explains that Love Machine deactivated her heart monitor app that notifies the hospital about abnormalities. Low blow Love Machine. Now it’s time for payback. The Jinnouchi family team up to take the AI down. A truly beautiful scene, everyone played a role in helping out. One cousin brought a supercomputer, one relative a huge crane and some ice to act as a coolant, one uncle brought some squid. And more squid. And more……. Yes, he brought 3 boxes of Squids lol. But the cooperation they had with each other truly made me want to be a part of their family for a few seconds.

The hunt for Love Machine begins. We’ve got Kazuma leading the main fight. Things were getting heated up and at first, it seems like King Kazma would win. Shit turns to custard and boom, the AI evolves and learns the attack patterns making it incredibly tricky to defeat. Idiot Shota saw the massive ice blocks around the supercomputer and decided to move it to grannys room to keep her body from decomposing. I mean he had good intentions but seriously wrong timing.

King Kazma froze due to the supercomputer overheating and Love Machine just keeps devouring other avatars Kirby lol. Now Love machine got so pissed off, he took over the Arawashi Asteroid Probe and make its crash trajectory towards a nuclear power plant in Japan. Everyone was left in despair until Natsuki found Granny’s will asking everyone to forgive Wabisuke for his actions.  Ultimately they were able to get him back and it was revealed that Love Machine loves games.

You’ve probably never heard of this but the game Natsuki used to confront Love Machine was Koi-Koi. They wagered the remaining accounts in desperation to sway Love Machine into the game like 50% discount display signs outside McDonald’s. With the help of Oz users worldwide, Natsuki was able to finally defeat Love Machine. KOI-KOI BITCH! Being a sore loser, Love Machine redirects the space probe towards the Sakae’s estate!

This was the most heated scene in the whole entire movie that will have you biting your nails. Kenji had to attempt and break into the space probes GPS through a series of complex mathematical codes. He only had like 3 minutes to solve 10 pages of code failing multiple attempts to do so. You can literally feel the pressure in your own seat as you see Kenji throwing away the pen in an attempt to crack it in his head and his nose bleed. He succeeded and redirects the space probe away from the household saving everyone!

The Jinnouchi was delighted over the victory praising Kenji as a hero.  Being pressured by 20 pairs of eyes, the family suggested that Natsuki and Kenji get married for real to repent for the lie about the engagement. The moment of truth comes and Natsuki and Keni were forced to kiss in front of the whole family. Did he do ittttttt. Nope, he got a nosebleed. On the bright side, he got a peck on the cheek so we’ll take what we can get lol. The support and warmth in this family movie were phenomenal. We can all be pests to one another but at the end of the day, we’re all family. Learn to forgive and forget because life’s too short to hold a grudge.

Natsuki Waifu, cute, sexy and fierce 😉 ❤

Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?

In the end, guilt is just the question of whether you’re capable of forgiving yourself or not. If you’ve really changed, then prove it with your actions.

Adventure, magic, sexy girls this anime has it all. Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? The simple answer is no lol. However, if you’re in a cave filled with crazy monsters attacking you, you’re probably not going to have time hitting up hot chicks. BAKA don’t underestimate my abilities.

Bell Cranel, the protagonist of the anime. Good looking, strong and a lady’s magnet, he’s got it all set for him. In the town of Orario, the gods have come down from the heavens to start their own little competition. You’ve got your big shot gods like Apolo, Loki, Hermes blah blah. Then you’ve got Hestia, goddess of the fireplace…….at least she’s got a big rack. Plus 10 points there.

So we’ve got this tower in the middle here is called the dungeon. You can find all sorts of shit in there like minotaurs, goblins and occasionally dragons if you’re unlucky lol. For some reason, these monsters drop items or crystal shards and can be exchanged for money or made into powerful weapons.

Adventurers are required to join a Familia. These are groups of people who serve under a deity who look after them. Our boy Bell got into the famous Hestia Familia. These gods are able to grant power and skills through blessings to the adventurers that they like. Hestia Familia, population 1 person. The poor kid is really just trying to make ends meet and feed himself and his goddess.

One day, Bell goes into the dungeon on a solo mission. He was like, oh yeah I can handle a level 4 solo mission, why the heck not. Once he got there he was faced with a Minotaur that had escaped from level 40 or some shit. Needless to say, he was scared shitless and ran for his life.

Luckily our princess Ais Wallenstein, a high-level adventurer and powerful swordsman comes to the rescue. He instantly gets a crush for her. She carries him out of the dungeon and both went their separate ways. It’s funny how clueless he is about all the other girls who develop crushes for him, especially Hestia who’s thirsty as hell.

Bell being clueless as usual, gained the ability Realis Phrase that allows him to level up rapidly. The speed relies on his feelings during each fight. We can see the kid go from holding a knife to doing firebolt blasts in like 7 episodes lol. Because of this ability, Hestia keeps it a secret from the other gods so that they don’t steal him away from her.

Hestia wasn’t all bad. Although very clingy and overprotective, she loves Bell very much and would do anything for him. Keeping this a secret, she goes off to Hephaistos the God of Smiths and begs her to make a weapon, Tanto for Bell. About one episode later, he got to use the knife against a big ass silverback gorilla that got lose. Because being a super expensive weapon, this raises his stats dramatically. Saving the day like an absolute bowse, he making Hestia and Ais fall in love with him even more ❤

He later goes on to read a magic book and learns the spell Firebolt. Because he’s a noob, he tries it out too many times and passes out. Our super hottie Ais finds him and puts his head on her lap. Upon waking up he realises that his biggest crush was so close to his face, gets very embarrassed and literally rolls away. Ais has a thing for him as well but is confused as to why he’s always running away from her lol

The most notable fighting scene was either the minotaur or the last fight with Goliath. This time Bell really pushed himself to the limits. You’ll be immersed with the music, determination and the crystal clear scenes. SO much that you’ll be cheering for Bell in no time. I know someone who did. >.> 🙂 hehe

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon? has a light novel called Sword Oratoria. This time it’s from Ais perspective! It’s really amazing to see how she got so strong and some of the backstories behind the events that were happening in the first season. There’s also a movie Arrow of the Orion and the second season coming out next year so DO NOT MISS THAT BECAUSE IT WILL BE LIT FAM!!!

 

Sexy Ais Waifu is packing underneath ❤

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