Kill La Kill: Nude Is The New Normal. Clothing is Optional.

Fear Is Freedom! Subjugation Is Liberation! Contradiction Is Truth! These Are The Truths Of This World!

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Sexy girls wearing skimpy clothing while fighting each other to the death, what more can you ask? Kill La Kill has one of the most original plot, characters and animation that I’ve ever seen during my 20 years of watching anime. This anime clearly deserves more credit and recognition which is exactly what I’m going to give it!

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We’ll start off with our main girl Ryuko Matoi. She is a transfer student who has recently return to her home town. Upon her arrival, she finds her dad getting stabby stabby in the living room. In shock and desperation, she pursues the murderer. The plot pretty much revolves around the mystery of a high school girl on her quest for vengeance. But of course, that would be wayyyyy too boring without any fan service lol.

This anime introduced the concept of Life Fibres, essentially fabric with power boosting capabilities. When woven into normal clothes, they give insane power ups, and transformation capabilities. Henshin!!! And the transformations are not for the feint of heart 😉 It has been scientifically proven that, the increased skin exposure helps the anime girls to reach their full potential………. no complaints here.

The popping visual give it a unique appeal towards the retro fans that are into the classics such as Cowboy Bebop and Dr.Slump. The cataclysmic scale of colour vomit seemingly integrates into the anime without any hiccups. With over the top action, drama and humour, this anime really hits a home run for the fan service loving Otakus that are searching for something entertaining to watch.

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The story revolves around Ryuko trying to unlock the mystery behind her fathers death. She enrols into Honnouji Academy and fights her way towards the top. The student president council Satsuki Kiryūin. I find it interesting how Ryuko and Satsuki are half sisters? Their father was definitely a player lol. And the best girl of this whole anime would have to be Mako Mankashoku, who has the worst timing, always making the whole squad laugh. Ryuko quickly befriends Mako and lives with her. Potato croquettes are consumed on a daily basis because the mother doesn’t know how to cook anything else lol. Mako’s family consists of a hopelessly perverted dad and a little brother who tries to take advantage of any fan service like us viewers.

Let me tell you what I think about this high school. It’s nuts lol. You’ve got a bunch of weirdo’s who form the student council. We have the masochist, the computer data geek, the cocky kendo kid and the pink hair girl who is pretty cute tbh lol. Ryuko has to defeat each and every one of the student council before she can face the council president, Satsuki Kiryūin. Satsuki is by far the strongest in this high school and dominates every aspect of it. She is the daughter of the great lady Ragyō Kiryūin who is the CEO of the organisation REVOC that integrates life fibres into nearly 90% of the clothing worldwide.

The most noticeable scene was the battle royal because this event got interrupted by Nui Harime, the grand courtier, who revealed to Ryuko that she was the one would murdered her dad. SHIT HIT THE FAN PEOPLE! Ryuko transforms into this uncontrollable beast that goes on a massive rampage nearly killing everyone in sight. Good thing our best friend Mako came to the rescue with her melodramatic flashbacks that was sure to pull a few heart strings and knock a few teeth out with laughter lolololol.

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And not to mention this Libertarian group called the Nudist Beach, who fights within the shadows to eradicate the existence of Life Fibres. With their leader, the perverted undercover high school teach who’s clothing always slips off at the most unconventional times, Aikuro Mitsukagi, it completes the fan-service without leaving the female audience out. Interestingly enough, Life Fibres were extraterrestrial beings that invaded earth millennia’s ago with the aim to take over earth as a food source.

The fighting gets more and more intense as Kyuko and Senketsu gains a bunch of new abilities, and one that even allows her to fly! What’s more beautiful is that she regains the lost relationship with her sister, Satsuki. Watching them fight alongside each other makes it a special bonding anime moment that is hard to find anywhere else. Plus their Kamuis didn’t cover anything and it was fantastic to watch lol.

Watch it and you won’t be disappointed. With the original story line, animation and soundtracks, this anime will definitely make it to your top 10 all time favourites. If anything else, just watch it for humour because I’m sure Mako will make you laugh up a storm lol.

Satsuki Waifu is the coolest ❤

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Quintessential Quintuplets Yotsuba Is The Bride?!?!

But hey, don’t lose hope. There has to be at least one person on earth who would love a tactless guy like you.

Welcome to the world of Quintessential Quintuplets, where harems have taken a new twist in an all loving, fun for all adventure. This anime will make you extremely jealous of the heavenly pleasure one high school boy can experience where not only 2, nor 3 nor 4 but 5 girls have fallen in love with him! To make things more orgasmic, they are all identical quintuplets with hugeeeee….. personalities 😉

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Our homeboy Fuutarou Uesugi is the chosen protagonist of this whole spin-off. He’s your typical nerdy, but surprisingly handsome high-school student who is flat out broke. Broke as in someone who orders a meat set without the meat kinda broke…………damn.

Let’s introduce our gluttony queen quintuplet number 1 Itsuki-channn. We first see her butting heads with our home boy Fuutarou from day one. We can say that she’s living the high life with her multi luxurious ramen order consisting of 1500 yen. And I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the only thing she ate for lunch lol.

Fuutarou got a call from his adorable sister Raiha about a tutoring job. He accepted the job and to his surprise found Itsuki there with four other girls that look exactly like her. Ding ding ding, big brain moment for Fuutarou is when he finally realised that they were actually quintuplets.

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Going from the top we’ve hot our big sister Ichika who is an aspiring actress. Then we’ve got the malicious tsundere queen Nino. Our national Waifu Miku. The highly sporty, pure and energetic princess Yotsuba. And the dandere Itsuki.

As you may have realised by now, the names of the girls are in kanji which corresponds to their birth order from 1 to 5. I know! Even I was blown away after figuring it out when the whole series has ended lol.

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This high school romance is definitely one of the best animes I’ve ever seen in my life. With a combination of original storyline and appropriate amounts of fan service, this anime has taken the nation by storm with its cuteness.

We can see that as the story progresses, there’s a shroud of mystery around the bride that Fuutarou ends up marrying. To make things more interesting, all of the quintuplets ends up developing feelings for Fuutarou.

It was hinted by the author, Negi Haruba that the Bride is definitely one of the Nakano Quintuplets. The Bride held hands with Fuutarou during the bonfire of School Camping Trip Arc. The Bride is implied to have kissed Fuutarou under the bell tower at the end of Scrambled Eggs Arc.

If you’ve finished watching season 1, they you would know that all five of them were there to hold Fuutarou’s hand during the bonfire in the camping trip lol. It’s still not quite possible to identify the bride at this stage (if you watch the anime) but who knows, maybe he’ll be able to kiss all of them soon 😉

Best Waifu goes to MIKU!

Konosuba

Now I need something big and hard, or I just can’t endure it. Megumin- Explosion Magic

Order your Megumin Nendoroid Figure before its gone!

Welcome to the world of Konosuba, where the traditional Isekai standards are thrown out the window and laughed upon for its normality. Humour, wild cards and sexy girls definitely make this anime ONE OF THE BEST that I’ve ever seen. The perfect combination of music, plot (and did I say hot girls?) all blended into one spectacular anime. Kinda like a delicious fruit smoothie on a hot summers day. SATISFYING.

Let’s start off with your average Isekai death ritual. We’ve got our NEET Kazuma who was walking back from his venture to the game store. With his R18+ game in hand, he saw his attractive boner inducing classmate about to get hit by a car. Being the stereotypical good guy at the wrong time, he decides to jump in and take the blow for her. In the end, the girl lived, the car was fine andddddd he died of an emotional shock. Even his parents laughed at the cause of death lol

In the afterlife, he meets this beautiful goddess named Aqua, who too laughed at his cause of death. Kazuma was given two very interest choices for his good deed. To be reincarnated into the human world once again, or to be reincarnated into an alternate world. He was permitted one wish which was to bring anything with him. A powerful sword, crazy psychic powers, incredible wealth but with a comedic turn of events due to Kazuma being butthurt, he pointed to the goddess and chose her instead. 

You can’t miss out on this sexy mouse pad! 😉

Off they go into a fantasy world. You would think that Kazuma is incredibly lucky to have such a hot goddess helping him out but you would be wrong. This goddess is not only physically THICC but mentally THICC in the head as well lol.  With literally 0 intelligence points, she uses her level up points on the only useful skill known to man. That’s right people, a skill that allows her to shoot up a minuscule stream of water from her fan to show off as a party trick. NATURE’S BEAUTY!

Kazuma gains a couple more girls into his harem. The 3rd member goes by the name of Megumin. The Arch Wizard who’s only one love and true desire is to blow shit up with explosion magic. However, after casting one, she becomes completely useless to the point where her teammates literally have to carry her lol. The 4th member is called Darkness. From the name who could probably deduce that she is a masochist who finds it pleasurable to get beaten up physically and mentally. Well tbh no one was expecting that but it sure as hell funny lol

Why not cosplay as Aqua? 🙂

They go many adventures together and by facing various challenges their friendship foster into something truly “unique”. Kazuma is the brains of the herd as you can probably see the others are pretty useless by themselves lol. Their ultimate goal is to defeat the Devil King but to be honest, they didn’t really get anywhere in the first season because due to a series of unfortunate events caused by Aqua. Credits to Aqua in the second season where she became a little more useful in the fights lol. 

If you’re wanting something lighthearted for the shits and gigs then this anime will be able to satisfy your 2am munchies. Do not try to search for any seriousness in the anime because everything they do or say is pretty much a joke. I thoroughly enjoyed the comedic plot as well as the jokes being thrown around. You’ll fall in love with the main characters as they are all “unique” in some way or another. Hopefully, they will announce a season 3 because this anime deserves more episodes 🙂

Megumin Loli Waifu ❤

Goblin Slayer’s Face Revealed!

The Imagination is a weapon. Those who don’t use it die first.

Love the anime? Why not own the book?

Welcome to the world of Goblin Slayer, where the main character is incredibly stoic and totally oblivious to all the hot chicks that are trying to get in his pants. The only thing our protagonist lives and breathes for is for the sole purpose of slaying goblins. That’s correct my friends. Eradicating, every, single, goblin. Although this anime seems pretty straightforward, the thrills of watching the team overcome challenges will give you goosebumps and leave your jaw stuck to the ground.

Beard Cutter, Orcborg, Pussy Slayer call him whatever you like but he only has one name and that’s Goblin Slayer, the silver-ranked adventurer that will destroy any goblins standing in his way. The guy doesn’t really talk that much but his actions definitely capture your heart. He’s a solo adventurer but that is soon to change until he comes across our national Waifu.

The Shrine Priestess (at this point you’ll probably realize that everyone doesn’t have a name) is definitely Waifu material. Her ass is a strong 10 and so is her age. She was asked to accompany an amateur team to take on a goblin quest. The rookies thought it would be a walk in the park but little did they know that goblins are very sneaky creatures. They go into the dark cave and then boom. Ambush from behind.  The girls were raped then tortured and eventually killed. However, for our damsel in distress, she was saved by our man Goblin Slayer.

We learn a little bit of Goblin Slayer and to why he only accepts quests regarding goblins. He is currently staying with his friend Cow Girl and her uncle. The two have been childhood friends and boy have they grown up………they have really grown (.)(.) His daily routine is to check the surrounding fence for any damages and check the ground for any footprints. If there are none, he’ll simply do some fence maintenance and go have breakfast. 

Goblin Slayer has really been through a lot. When he was a kid, a horde of goblins attacked his village. They were able to capture his sister and used her as a plaything. To make things worse, Goblin Slayer was hiding in the closet and was forced to watch his very own sister get raped and eventually killed off. From that they on, he swore vengeance to eradicate every single goblin from the earth.

The Shrine Priestess is forever thankful of Goblin Slayer for saving her life and decides to go on adventures with him. She is able to cast about 3 spells per day and can be very useful at times. However after that limit is up, she pretty much becomes dead weight. But because she’s cute we’ll forgive her because she’s willing to learn about various battle tactics and goblin psychology/mentality. 

As the Silver ranked adventurer gains more popularity,  there are even folklore and songs that spread far and wide across the land. A peculiar adventurer group consisting of High Elf Archer, Lizard Priest and Dwarf Shaman were trying to track down Goblin Slayer to help them get rid of some demons. Of course, he declined the offer but quickly accepted it once Lizard Priest said that there were Goblins involved. Super clickbait if you ask me lol.

The newly formed group enters a ruin infested by goblins that are led by a goblin shaman. Little did they know this was not the case. In fact, this horde of goblins was being led by an Ogre who is the direct servant of the demon lord himself…..well shittt…. The team try to take it down but he was tough as hell with his fire, rock, grass resistance bullshit with super strength and regeneration powers to top it off making way too OP. But do not fear, Goblin Slayer has a trick up his sleeve and that is a teleportation scroll that can kill the Ogre! You’ll understand when you see it 😉

The highlight of this anime is definitely when Goblin Slayer gets a personal request from the Sword-Maiden. This momma is a hottie I tell you. She was in the group that destroyed the demon lord long ago but is now retired after losing her eyesight. She informs the team that there has been a mass murder recently and she suspects it to be goblins who are coming from the sewage system. Once they got there, the goblins were actually riding on boats like Sinbad lol. This surprises Goblin Slayer because normally they are dumb as hell. I’ll leave this mystery for you to see 😉

Goblin Slayer is what you definitely call an expert in goblin slaying. He pretty much breathes goblins for oxygen lol. His experience definitely helps him out for the normal goblins but when he came across the Goblin Champion, he gets critically wounded from taking one too many hits and gets knocked out. The Goblin Champion was too OP and everyone was on the verge of death. The Priestess screamed for her life which caused Goblin Slayer to wake up, chug a revive potion and sprinted his ass towards the Goblin Champion and tears its right eye out. 

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Goblin Slayer wakes up in the temple of Law after being knocked out for 3 days. He wakes up next to the Shrine Priestess naked as she was using Resurrection of Miracle to heal him overnight 😉 Her ass is a 10 but so is her age lol.  The ultimate reveal of Goblin Slayers face. What will he look like? Tune into the next episode of Dragon Ball Z….. We only get a glimpse from the back and it’s revealed that he has long white hair. Kakashi is that you? lol

They return back to their hometown after the mission. Goblin Slayer discovers goblin footprints around his house and I shit you not, hundreds of them were coming to attack his village. This horde was being led by a Goblin Lord which is a very intelligent mutated goblin. He decides to ask for help from his guild but everyone was like pft hell no. But seeing how serious he was, they all decided to help him out. It was an all-out war but the adventurers were excited because for everyone goblin they kill they receive 1 piece of gold!

It was total bloodshed out there. However, due to Goblin Slayers expertise and advice, the tides of battle were instantly turned into a one-sided massacre as goblin Slayer was able to predict all their moves. Goblin Slayer went around the war to kill the Goblin Lord and I’m sure you can guess who won 😉 Luckily the Shrine Priestess was there to help him otherwise he would have been goblin food lol

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The victory was secured for the village but there was one thing left on the agenda. The Shrine Priestess asked Goblin Slayer to take off his helmet as she couldn’t see very clearly last time. Everyone was super surprised to see his face for the first time. All the girls in the room were pretty much dripping wet at the sight of his handsome face even though we only got to see half of it. I’m sure in Season 2 we’ll be able to see his full face so stay tuned!

Screw it, they can all be Waifus today ❤

Highschool DXD Season 4

“Even a fool can make the impossible possible if he sticks with it to the end.”

Well, well, well looks like you’ve stumbled your way here because of the hot girls in the featured image. The anime of every teenage boy’s dream that will awaken your inner manhood launching them 5 years early into adulthood. My friend once you’ve had a taste of High School DXD, there’s no turning back to the realms of reality. You’ll be forever indulged in the land of Oppai, engulfed by voluptuous women and fan service to your heart’s desire.

Issei Hyoudo was just an ordinary high school pervert. He managed to land a date with this hot chick from another school. At the end of the date, she revealed that she was a fallen angel and stabbed him. No literally, she fucking stabbed him in the back and killed him. Luckily he was reincarnated into a devil by Reis Gremory who is his future master waifu. He was adopted into the Gremory family, a royal devil clan and serves in that household.

Since them, Issei’s life has been flipped upside down. After being resurrected as a devil, he received a Longinus Sacred Gear. Think of it as God’s gifts to individual human beings that help to create miracles on earth. He receives the Boosted Gear or more commonly known as the Red Dragon Emperors Gauntlet. Gaining the power of the Welsh dragon, Ddraig who resides in the gauntlet,  he sets forth on becoming the ultimate harem king, OPPAI DRAGON!

—Desire. Sacred Gears are driven with the power of desire. And it also determines the power for it as well. Even though you are a Devil, your will to desire hasn’t been lost. The stronger you desire, the stronger your Sacred Gear will respond to you. –Rias Gremory

Luckily, sacred gears adapt and evolved according to the wielders thoughts, needs and desires. And what does Issei desire more than anything else in this world? BOOBIES. BIG BOOBIES. LOTS OF BIG BOOBIES. This allows Issei to create a vast array of techniques to go with his perverted nature. His favourites are Dress Break, allowing him to disintegrate female clothing upon contact and Booblingual, allowing him to talk to the opponent’s boobs and learn their strategies.

Rias Gremory or known as the Crimson-Haired Ruin Princess is the daughter of the true heir of the Gremory household. Not only backed by her powerful status but she’s also got the looks, brains and body to match. Currently the president of the Occult Research Club, she tries to blend into human society as much as possible.  She has exceptional demonic powers. Her signature attack is Power of Destruction. A type of demonic energy that is capable of disintegrating matter, whether inanimate or living.

As the story continues, Issei’s power grows and develops as he faces adversity. His main source of power-up is through touching Rias’s boobs lol. Not only that, he manages to snatch the heart of Rias and all the other girls around him. The girls compete with one another for his attention and love, each confessing their love for him throughout the series. Someone, please transport me into this anime now!

Currently, cliff-hanging on the end of season 4. After being invited to have dinner at the Gremory household, Rias and Issei run into Sairong. Because of the upcoming devil games, Sairong requested that he and Issei have a practice match. Oh, boy was this a slugfest. Punches were being thrown and no one was holding back. Even though the chess piece promotion to a rook (Issei’s defensive form), Sairong still manages to break his armour with his bare hands. How strong can be fricken be lol. This test match ends as Sairong wanted to see Issei’s power up through breast touching in the rating games.

Fast forward to the final match of the rating games, it’s down to Issei VS Sairong…. no one would have guessed lol. Rias was beaten by the huge kitty cat. Upon seeing his lover covered with blood, Issei loses it. He obtained the ultimate power and transformed intooooooooooooo Cardinal Crimson Promotion! Bro this form was OP AF! He totally smashed Sarongs ass until he was unconscious. However being the good sport, Issei acknowledges and respects his dreams and accepts him as a true rival.

FINALLY, after the rating games, Issei finally grew a pair of balls and declared his love for Rias. No wonder, this kid was still on second base up till season 4 with ever increasing sexual tension LOL. I’m actually happy for the both of them because they are a good fit. Rias is also very accepting of Issei’s dream of starting a harem. I need to find my self a Rias lol. Oh, and it turns out everyone was watching lol. 

You know how everyone has a spirit animal and shit? Well, this is my Spirit Anime! Fanservice is what you expect and fan service is exactly what this anime delivers. THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD! I’m definitely jealous of Issei being surrounded by those many beautiful girls who are all throwing themselves at him. What a dream Harem.

By far my favourite waifu, Rossweisse. Straight fire ❤