Darling In The Franxx

I think I have taken a liking to you. Won’t you be my darling?

Welcome to Darling In The Franxx, where love triangles are abundant and the plot doesn’t really matter lol. You’ll experience first hand what it was like when Adam and Eve started out as the isolated children explore marriage and the arts of baby making. Throw in some huge alien robot fights and hot girls and you’ve got yourself an anime you’ll never forget!

Darling is waiting for you to take her home ❤

In the not so distant future, humanity was invaded by the Kloxosaurs. This has driven humanity into living inside enclosed mobile pods that transverse the deserted plains of earth. Humanity has created Franxx’s, which are pretty much giant Gundams to fight against the Kloxosaurs. To make things interesting, you need a male and female pair called parasites working in unison to operate the Franxx otherwise the mental overload would be too great.

Our main boy protagonist Hiro was feeling depressed as he had just failed his Franxx exam. He was having compatibility issues with his partner Naomi and both of them were about to be deported to rejection town. On his walk of shame, Hiro was walking past a lake and notices a pair of clothing hanging off a branch. Our little pervert decides to have a look at who it was. To his disappointment he didn’t see anyone…..or so he thought!

There was a girl doing the backstroke in the middle of the lake. His little virgin eyes couldn’t handle it so he looked away. He decides to get another peek in for the memory picture and then boom, she was gone? Thinking that the girl has drowned, Hiro rushes in to save her. The beautiful girl with pink hair, fully butt naked breaks through the water surface with a fish in her mouth. She was bewitching as her red horns pillared through her hair as water was dripping off her curves leaving Hiro with her pink underwear in his hand. Yes, you read that right, Hiro is a pervert lol.

I think you would look great in this 😉

Hiro’s classmates were attending the graduation ceremony to become official Franxx pilots. During the middle of the ceremony, a Class Mohorovicic (I don’t even know what that means) Klaxosaur attacks and ruins the whole ceremony. Zero Two, the girl you just saw naked, deployed her Franxx Sterlizia with her partner in order to defend the base. She is the infamous partner killer who ends up killing her partner as nobody has any decent compatibility with her.

Hiro sees this as a redemption opportunity (practically last chance before he’s sent off to god knows where). Zero Two takes a liking to Hiro, asking him to be her Darling and kisses him. This activates Strelitzia’s true form that takes down the giant Klaxosaur even before I had time to finish my hot chocolate. By the way for anyone who is confused, Zero Two is a human-klaxosaur hybrid and a hot one at that 😉

After the battle, Hiro’s childhood friend Ichigo was concerned about the whole event and his safety. Since Hiro had no recollection of the battle, many people were sceptical about the whole incident. The leaders of APE decided to put together a mock battle to see if Hiro was the real deal, this time he wasn’t allowed to pair up with darling Zero Two. He was teamed up with Ichigo in Delphinium which didn’t really go so well, but hey at least he got to first base again lol. 

To make the love triangles a bit easy for you guys to understand, I shall try to attempt a half-assed version of explaining it. So Hiro and Zero Two like each other, but Ichigo is in love with Hiro and Goro is secretly in love with Ichigo. Oh and I forgot to mention that Ikuno is lesbian for Ichigo. Now Futoshi is madly in love with Kokoro but she’s got the hots for Mitsuru. Miku and Zorome both had a thing for each other but never ended up being together and just remained friends (with benefits?).  And just to throw my two cents in there, Nana and Dr Franxx were probably around the 3rd base with each other.

Long story short Mitsuru wanted to prove that he was the better pilot and one up Hiro by partnering up with Zero Two. He got a mental breakdown afterwards and yeah….. from then on Zero Two and Hiro were officially darlings that nobody fucked with. However, Hiro does not go unscratched either. After riding with Zero two a blue tumour started to grow on his chest and his health declined considerably. But when push comes to shove, he gets over it and recovers with the help from Zero Two.

Childish elements were incorporated into the anime which made it entertaining. The guys and girls had a week of disagreement with each other where the girls set a line across the dorm to prevent the boys from entering their side. Zero Two, however, didn’t give a shit and went to see Hiro as she pleases lol. However, there were moments which unified all of them together again and I believe that was a beautiful portrayal of friendship. A lot of jealousy, anger and disagreements were seen but were trumped by hopes of dreams as everybody united their strengths.

Flashbacks of Hiro’s and Zero Two’s past were truly tragic and fuzzy because their memories got erased. Once they both remembered their promise to each other, their love and bond strengthened to the maxxxx. Zero Two is so BAE. Their relationship had lots of ups and downs and definitely filled with drama like most relationships which made the anime seem super realistic. They had to battle through hardship, learning responsibilities and enjoying experiences such as cleaning, cooking and baby making….. 😉 The wedding ceremony was pretty damn cute as well 🙂

I’m not ganna go into this too much detail but Dr Franxx was able to meet the first Kloxosaur Princess 001 when he was younger. His arm was torn off in the battle but was able to obtain a sample of her hair to create our waifu Zero Two! Turns out the Kloxasures were not actually the bad people but the VIRM were. What a plot twist finding out the VIRM’s were disguised as Papa and his comrades. Hiro was not taking any of this shit, took Zero Two into the Star Entity and transforms it into a giant Strelitzia Apus to defeat the invaders.

Now Hiro, Zero Two and the Klaxosaurs takes off into space to put an end to the VIRM race. They go through a warp gate carrying a bomb and headed towards the VIRM base which took about 2 years to reach. Meanwhile, the remaining parasites rebuild humanity on earth by having children with each other. Who will win, you guys have to find out for yourselves 😉 Sadly Hiro and Zero two did not survive but their souls were able to return to earth and were reincarnated a thousand years later. They met each other as a pair of children and lived happily ever after ❤

Who is your favourite Waifu out of all these stunners? ❤

Prison School

Miracles don’t happen by just sitting around. We have to make them happen ourselves.

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy, an all-girls high school until a recent change. What do you think would happen when perverted horny boys are permitted to enrol into the system? This anime explores the adventure of adolescence mixed with machinist draconian punishments govern by the R18+ underground school council. Freedom has never tasted so sweet, or has it? 😉

 

We’ve got our light of hope Kiyoshi Fujino who is the backbone of this whole story. Gakuto, Joe, Andre and Shingo are pretty unique in their own ways each representing a fetish or form of sexual desire. I mean, self-control can be a bit hard to find when you’re surrounded by a thousand eye candies with a school selection process that goes by physical appearances. They be packing homies lol. #theonly2lettersiseeareDD’s

One day the boys decided to take a sneak peek and record heaven with a video camera. That’s right people, peeping into the girl’s showers. I shit you not, the curves on those girls will leave you wondering if they were angels sent from heaven or their curves belonged on a racetrack. At some point in a boy’s life, we get curious about the opposite gender and being a male I found this highly relatable. But not to the point where I would disguise my self as a girl and go into the bathing room haha.

However, all good things come to an end and the boys were caught. Their highly commendable but perverted philosophy of “all for one and one for all” lands the boys a month in the schools’ prison. Due to all of their masochist nature, the punishments given by the super hot supervisors turns into a blissful experience they’ve all been longing since puberty. Heck, I’ll be happy to stay for a year lol.

President, Mari Kurihara. Vice-President Meiko Shiraki and secretary Hana Midorikawa, are the pillars of the Underground Student Council. These 3 girls were kinky in their own respective ways. I believe they truly represent the repressed desires of women in society to an overwhelming and highly graphic extent. Society eyes are always judging so they try to maintain their innocent and justice appearance to avoid discrimination and slut shaming. It’s ok girls, we know your true natures, no need to hide it 😉

Being a woman can be hard when it comes to urinating in public. It becomes even harder when you’ve been drinking a ton of water and you’re busting to go. Hana was the fortunate candidate for this misfortune. She decides to go deep into the trees to secure a more private location. Our good boy Kiyoshi was saving a baby crow in the trees but falls down due to a series of unfortunate events. And he lands straight between Hana’s legs as she was enjoying her yellow water expulsion. The whole situation will develop into a golden shower as you keep watching ;). It’s safe to say that this is Kiyoshi’s first time seeing a stray pussy in the forest.

Freedom is a precious intangible quality that every human longs for. The give and take relationships between the 5 friends were quite something. Cooperating despite their differences to achieve a common goal can turn any enemies into friends quicker than a piece of shit hitting the toilet water. Oh, that was the excuse used by Gakuto when Kiyoshi broke out to go on a date. Yeah, he had haemorrhoids lol. This “hole” story reminds me of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was secretly digging an escape hole. Yes, that was a spoiler.

The boys are forced to go manual labour in order to gain redemption and food. Every so often they would test their escape hole and one day to their surprise, they found the principal burying his pornography. The principle was Mari’s father as well so you could probably see why she hates these sorts of stuff. But deep down, we know she’s a freak 😉 And hole was then closed off by the principal himself as regular goodwill maintenance lol. Not all hope is lost, the boys never gave up in their quest for freedom!

Fights between friends become common when you’re put under extreme pressure. I mean what do you expect when you put a bunch of horny guys together that haven’t polished their rockets for a while. Backstabbing, betrayals and narking were all the pitty consequences of solitary confinement. However, the boys were able to foster a beautiful friendship at the end of all of it.

Deception, trust and a ton of fanservice were what made this anime humourous, and enjoyable to watch. The underground school council were then exposed for their torturous methods and were sent to the prison instead. But hell they looked super sexy in their prison outfits. Although the boys and girls were opposite sides of the same coin, each had a common purpose of fighting for what they believed in.

Why are you staring at my Chiyo waifu? ❤

 

How Not To Summon A Demon Lord

What’s this suddenly erect, hard peak among the softness?!?!

How Not To Summon A Demon Lord is an anime that sits somewhere in between Ecchi and PUSHING THE FUCKING BOUNDARIES OF HENTAI. On one side you’ve got Voluptuous Oppai and on the other side, you’ve got the Flat Is Justice type of girls. Nothing in between. Nonetheless, this is an anime with SEVERAL fan service moments that will entertain your lonely single soul and keep you awake throughout the night.

You’ve got your not so average otaku gamer, Takuma Sakamoto. The very elite in the popular MMORPG, Cross Reverie. He goes by the name of Demon Lord Diablo, king of the underworld. Now he was OP as hell, kinda like Ains in Overlord where he would destroy anyone who dares to cross his path. He’s got all the items, spells and strategies nailed down to perfection.

One evening, during Takuma’s gaming session marathon, he gets mysteriously transported into the game! Now Takuma has transformed into Diablo from the game! We come across two characters who summoned him into the game, Rem and Shera. They were planning to make Tamura their servant but the spell they cast backfired and reflected onto them. Now the two girls have metal collars on their necks and become the slaves of the great demon lord Diablo.

Takuma is one funny character. Combining his social anxiety and past non-existent interactions with women makes it funny as hell to watch. To be able to see and occasionally touch large boobs ignites the rocket in his pants lol. He takes advantage of the situation and acts like his character Diablo to intimidate people. Although everyone ends up loving him despite his inappropriate comments at the best of times lol.

He travels with Rem and Shera so that they can find a way to remove the slave collars. They run into a lot of trouble in Cross Reverie but Diablo tries his best to lend a helping hand with his friends and nations personal issues. Despite having the vast knowledge of the game, not everything is an exact replica so Diablo spends the majority of the time figuring life out one step at a time.

A few episodes in and we find out the Demon Lord Krebskulm’s soul resides in Rem. I’m not sure how a big demon lord is able to fit inside such a tiny little girl. Diablo being the pushover nice guy decides to help Rem find a way to extract the demon lord from her. You’ll see in a minute what I meant by pushing the boundaries of hentai………

The first display of power was when Diablo was fighting with Galluk and the drunken mages. This guy was a real A-Hole from the beginning. He summoned his level 40 salamander which admittedly looks aggressive, breathing fire and shit. To Diablo’s surprise, this was actually weak AF for someone who’s a level 150 Demon Lord. Diablo not holding back, fires his explosion magic at the Salamander turning it into a BBQ Lizard.

Shera is actually the princess of the Elven kingdom. Her dickhead brother, Keera demands that they return the princess otherwise the kingdom of Greenwood will wage war on Faltra. Keera only wants to marry Sheera to gain power over the kingdom. That and he’s got a thing for his sister. I don’t blame him  What a sicko…….  Not taking any shit, Diablo retaliates, stands his ground and lets Shera go? Wait wtf? Hold up. Keera was actually playing dirty and used a mind control flute on Sheera. Nonetheless, 3 days later Diablo barges into the Prince’s camp and annihilates everyone. Diablo ends up fighting a hydra which is probably the best fight in the entire anime.

The adventure is very entertaining even though they don’t travel very far. The most mundane things that you do in a game instantly becomes a source of comedy when Diablo tries to execute it in real life. Everything from making potions, breaking curses and making friends instantly becomes super perverted with the help of Shera and Rem. Till this day, Diablo still doesn’t know how he made potions. All he does is stare at a pair of Oppais and they magically appear in his hands lol.

They met a fallen angel commander Edelgard, who claims to know the way to separate Krebskulm from Rems body. At this point, every other anime watcher will give up watching due to the explicit fan service. But not me. I SOLDERED ON SO THAT I COULD LIVE TO TELL THE STORY TO YOU GUYS.  Long story short, Diablo had to pour his magical energy into Rem to force out Krebslumb. Because pouring his energy through her stomach wasn’t cutting it, he was forced to get closer. That’s right people, he had to stick a finger into her loli sausage pocket! You can imagine the rest lol.

The demon came out and it wasn’t really what I or anyone was expecting…… She was another Justice is Flat member, Klem. Because the resurrection wasn’t performed correctly, Klem is actually a nice demon lord who loves biscuits lol. But don’t let that fool you, her inner demon was awakened again due to the death of Rem from the backstabbing bitch Alicia. You’ll find out who she is and you’ll hate her as well.

Now the big battle against Diablo and Krebskulm was happening. He was pretty much getting his ass whooped. But luckily Rem wasn’t dead as Shera went to revive her with potions. Klem calmed down and transformed back to her normal self. You got off the hook this time Diablo lol. The fight was pretty intense but if it went on any longer, Diablo would have died for sure lol.

If you’ve managed to watch all the episodes and enjoyed it then congratulations! You’re a true harem/ecchi fan that’s crazy for fan service! I think we should go get this checked out lol. At the end of the anime, they hint to the second season. Not sure how i feel about th  BRING ON THE OPPAIS!!!!!!

Sorami Waifu from the Light Novel Volume 11 😉 ❤

 

Assassination Classroom

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

Welcome to the world of Assassination Classroom. An anime about a group of teenagers who are tasked with the duty of killing their perverted octopus homeroom teacher. Gotta give it to Japan on this one because nothing will top that shit off lol. If you think this anime is going to be about octopus hentai then you’re absolutely fucking correct going to be mildly disappointed lol. Please do not try to assassinate your teachers in real life, because they may actually die lol.

Let’s talk about the Octopus in the room first. Koro-Sensei is an intelligent, perverted and extremely fast yellow ball of slime that loves snacks. This yellow octopus has one goal, and that is to destroy the earth by March next year. You’re probably thinking, what the hell can a yellow octopus do? WELL. Look at what he did to the frikken moon! He claimed to have destroyed 70% of the moon’s surface just from farting sneezing. Now that shit is permanently in a crescent shape lol

Koro-Sensei enjoys a challenge. All of the governments attempt to assassinate him have failed. Guns, missiles, nuclear you name it, he’s indestructible. In my opinion, they should have used Naruto’s sexy jutsu lol.  He with one of the most ridiculous offers that I’ve ever heard. He will specifically teach at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class E and allow ONLY his students to kill him. By doing so, he promised to extend the deadline of earth’s destruction.

Kunugigaoka Junior High School minding its own business is about to get thrown into this unexpected mess. Now we have Class-E, the rejects of the school who are pretty much delinquents with bad grades. With that said, they are my favourite class in the school because of how nice they actually are. The class is located behind the main school on a hill and Koro-Sensei comes busting through the roof or door I can’t remember lol.

If they succeed in killing him, the government will award them with 10 billion yen or 100 million USD! Now the kids in Class E were like wtf? As easy as it may sound to kill a yellow perverted octopus, they couldn’t even get close. Super intelligence, Mach 20 speed and a lewd sense of humour this makes for a perverted comedy anime. Koro-Sensei is teaching the students regular subjects, but he is also teaching them the ways of assassination. Tbh he’s such a good teacher and he really cares about his students helping each individual improve their grades and skills for their future.

Regular guns and bombs and stuff aren’t effective against Koro-Sensei. They just can’t hurt his slimy gooey body. The government have devolved special weapons called Anti Sensei Weapons which are made of some rubber material that’s effective against his anti-matter body. Harmless against a human but slices through Koro-sensei like tofu. They are usually green or pink in colour and comes in many forms such as knives, grenades, bullets etc.

We have the main characters Nagisa and Karma. The red and blue hair duo are rivals and sort of like Naruto and Sasuke. They don’t exactly get along that well but it’s enough for them to be cooperative. Nagisa doesn’t have any particular skills but utilises what he has to his advantage making him the best assassin as the story goes on. Karma has the brains, looks and strength to beat the shit out of anyone he comes across. According to Nagisa, Karma has a violent nature and loves to fight. That’s why he’s been shifted to many schools and now ended up in class E.

Later on, there was an addition of Karasuma and Irina aka Bitch Sensei as the students called her lol. These two low key have a thing for each other and they fall for each other at the end of the anime lol. Karasuma the strictest teacher you’ll ever come across in your life but also glad that he’s on your side. It’s also funny how Bitch Sensei is always hitting on him but gets curved everytime lol.

As the series continues, shit pretty much hits the fan. Many assassins come after Koro-Senseis life for the reward and ultimately the kids get caught up in it too. However, you can see the development of the kid’s teamwork and personal growth as they overcome challenges. Nagisa receives the most improved award due to his hard work and death clap. He also has a list of Koro-Senseis weakness that comes in handy for the whole class as they try to assassinate him every day.

UP to this point, you’re probably asking why Class-E at this specific high school???? And why did the most powerful creature on earth become a teacher? Wellllll. Believe it or not, Koro-Sensei was actually a human not so long ago. He was a part of an experiment for antimatter and was tested on for years. There he met a quirky lab assistant named Aguri Yukimura, the former teacher of Class-E. She was kind, funny and smart. Everyone is Class-E loved her. However, she was killed trying to protect Koro-Sensei as he was escaping the lab.

Koro-Sensei honoured her last dying wish and decided to become a teacher himself. You can see that he got his human characteristics and values of teaching from Aguri. And asking permission to teach in class E and threatening to destroy earth was the only way he could look after them. DEBUNKING the myth that he destroyed the moon, it was actually a lab rat that had undergone the same antimatter experiments that blew up the moon as its decreased lifespan came to an end. This means that Koro-Sensei’s death was inevitable from the start. Very sad when I found this out.

Koro-Sensei actually was the best assassin in the word known as the God of Death or Shinigami. He had an apprentice who backstabbed him during a prison break and handed Koro-Sensei to Shiro for the antimatter experiments. You’ll see them fighting in the final battle and it was pretty intense. BUT the saddest part of it was that Koro-Sensei instructed the class to kill him before his time was up. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING AND BALLING THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT BRO. I mean their beloved teacher asked them to end his life was probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. In the end, it was Nagisa would perform the assassination and said the last goodbye.

If you’re a teacher or a shitty delinquent looking for some inspiration, I’m pretty sure you can find it in this anime. The Koro-Sensei everyone loved sacrificed himself to the very ends to see his students. Although he wasn’t there to congratulate them on their graduation, he remained in their hearts till the very end.  The amount of dedication and protection will tug all your heartstrings and make you cry a few waterfalls. Loads of respect for the writers of this anime ❤

Aguri Waifu trying on a new tank top ❤