Konosuba

Now I need something big and hard, or I just can’t endure it. Megumin- Explosion Magic

Order your Megumin Nendoroid Figure before its gone!

Welcome to the world of Konosuba, where the traditional Isekai standards are thrown out the window and laughed upon for its normality. Humour, wild cards and sexy girls definitely make this anime ONE OF THE BEST that I’ve ever seen. The perfect combination of music, plot (and did I say hot girls?) all blended into one spectacular anime. Kinda like a delicious fruit smoothie on a hot summers day. SATISFYING.

Let’s start off with your average Isekai death ritual. We’ve got our NEET Kazuma who was walking back from his venture to the game store. With his R18+ game in hand, he saw his attractive boner inducing classmate about to get hit by a car. Being the stereotypical good guy at the wrong time, he decides to jump in and take the blow for her. In the end, the girl lived, the car was fine andddddd he died of an emotional shock. Even his parents laughed at the cause of death lol

In the afterlife, he meets this beautiful goddess named Aqua, who too laughed at his cause of death. Kazuma was given two very interest choices for his good deed. To be reincarnated into the human world once again, or to be reincarnated into an alternate world. He was permitted one wish which was to bring anything with him. A powerful sword, crazy psychic powers, incredible wealth but with a comedic turn of events due to Kazuma being butthurt, he pointed to the goddess and chose her instead. 

You can’t miss out on this sexy mouse pad! 😉

Off they go into a fantasy world. You would think that Kazuma is incredibly lucky to have such a hot goddess helping him out but you would be wrong. This goddess is not only physically THICC but mentally THICC in the head as well lol.  With literally 0 intelligence points, she uses her level up points on the only useful skill known to man. That’s right people, a skill that allows her to shoot up a minuscule stream of water from her fan to show off as a party trick. NATURE’S BEAUTY!

Kazuma gains a couple more girls into his harem. The 3rd member goes by the name of Megumin. The Arch Wizard who’s only one love and true desire is to blow shit up with explosion magic. However, after casting one, she becomes completely useless to the point where her teammates literally have to carry her lol. The 4th member is called Darkness. From the name who could probably deduce that she is a masochist who finds it pleasurable to get beaten up physically and mentally. Well tbh no one was expecting that but it sure as hell funny lol

Why not cosplay as Aqua? 🙂

They go many adventures together and by facing various challenges their friendship foster into something truly “unique”. Kazuma is the brains of the herd as you can probably see the others are pretty useless by themselves lol. Their ultimate goal is to defeat the Devil King but to be honest, they didn’t really get anywhere in the first season because due to a series of unfortunate events caused by Aqua. Credits to Aqua in the second season where she became a little more useful in the fights lol. 

If you’re wanting something lighthearted for the shits and gigs then this anime will be able to satisfy your 2am munchies. Do not try to search for any seriousness in the anime because everything they do or say is pretty much a joke. I thoroughly enjoyed the comedic plot as well as the jokes being thrown around. You’ll fall in love with the main characters as they are all “unique” in some way or another. Hopefully, they will announce a season 3 because this anime deserves more episodes 🙂

Megumin Loli Waifu ❤

Prison School

Miracles don’t happen by just sitting around. We have to make them happen ourselves.

Welcome to Hachimitsu Academy, an all-girls high school until a recent change. What do you think would happen when perverted horny boys are permitted to enrol into the system? This anime explores the adventure of adolescence mixed with machinist draconian punishments govern by the R18+ underground school council. Freedom has never tasted so sweet, or has it? 😉

 

We’ve got our light of hope Kiyoshi Fujino who is the backbone of this whole story. Gakuto, Joe, Andre and Shingo are pretty unique in their own ways each representing a fetish or form of sexual desire. I mean, self-control can be a bit hard to find when you’re surrounded by a thousand eye candies with a school selection process that goes by physical appearances. They be packing homies lol. #theonly2lettersiseeareDD’s

One day the boys decided to take a sneak peek and record heaven with a video camera. That’s right people, peeping into the girl’s showers. I shit you not, the curves on those girls will leave you wondering if they were angels sent from heaven or their curves belonged on a racetrack. At some point in a boy’s life, we get curious about the opposite gender and being a male I found this highly relatable. But not to the point where I would disguise my self as a girl and go into the bathing room haha.

However, all good things come to an end and the boys were caught. Their highly commendable but perverted philosophy of “all for one and one for all” lands the boys a month in the schools’ prison. Due to all of their masochist nature, the punishments given by the super hot supervisors turns into a blissful experience they’ve all been longing since puberty. Heck, I’ll be happy to stay for a year lol.

President, Mari Kurihara. Vice-President Meiko Shiraki and secretary Hana Midorikawa, are the pillars of the Underground Student Council. These 3 girls were kinky in their own respective ways. I believe they truly represent the repressed desires of women in society to an overwhelming and highly graphic extent. Society eyes are always judging so they try to maintain their innocent and justice appearance to avoid discrimination and slut shaming. It’s ok girls, we know your true natures, no need to hide it 😉

Being a woman can be hard when it comes to urinating in public. It becomes even harder when you’ve been drinking a ton of water and you’re busting to go. Hana was the fortunate candidate for this misfortune. She decides to go deep into the trees to secure a more private location. Our good boy Kiyoshi was saving a baby crow in the trees but falls down due to a series of unfortunate events. And he lands straight between Hana’s legs as she was enjoying her yellow water expulsion. The whole situation will develop into a golden shower as you keep watching ;). It’s safe to say that this is Kiyoshi’s first time seeing a stray pussy in the forest.

Freedom is a precious intangible quality that every human longs for. The give and take relationships between the 5 friends were quite something. Cooperating despite their differences to achieve a common goal can turn any enemies into friends quicker than a piece of shit hitting the toilet water. Oh, that was the excuse used by Gakuto when Kiyoshi broke out to go on a date. Yeah, he had haemorrhoids lol. This “hole” story reminds me of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was secretly digging an escape hole. Yes, that was a spoiler.

The boys are forced to go manual labour in order to gain redemption and food. Every so often they would test their escape hole and one day to their surprise, they found the principal burying his pornography. The principle was Mari’s father as well so you could probably see why she hates these sorts of stuff. But deep down, we know she’s a freak 😉 And hole was then closed off by the principal himself as regular goodwill maintenance lol. Not all hope is lost, the boys never gave up in their quest for freedom!

Fights between friends become common when you’re put under extreme pressure. I mean what do you expect when you put a bunch of horny guys together that haven’t polished their rockets for a while. Backstabbing, betrayals and narking were all the pitty consequences of solitary confinement. However, the boys were able to foster a beautiful friendship at the end of all of it.

Deception, trust and a ton of fanservice were what made this anime humourous, and enjoyable to watch. The underground school council were then exposed for their torturous methods and were sent to the prison instead. But hell they looked super sexy in their prison outfits. Although the boys and girls were opposite sides of the same coin, each had a common purpose of fighting for what they believed in.

Why are you staring at my Chiyo waifu? ❤