That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: Oppai is Truth Shion Dies

There is a time in a man’s life when he must evolve. The 39-year-old virgin, Satoru Mikami with the dodgy internet history was going to get another shot at life. I would like to say that this is another typical isekai anime but it’s not…….. this is probably the best isekai I’ve ever seen. Satoru was going out for lunch with his kohai and then boom, he got stabbed and died. Just your typical Isekai plot, nothing to see here.

We then hear a strange voiceover that we would know and love as the great sage. Great sage is a skill that our friend Satoru gained as he was dying, and later becomes one of the most loyal and the most grateful asset. Satoru gets reincarnated into a cave unable to see anything. He then moves around and discovers his first ability, which was predator. This ability gave him 4 other effects such as analysis, mimicry, storage and isolation. Satoru is essentially able to absorb living and non-living items, analyze the properties and replicate or create useful items or skills. This basic ability is the foundation in which he grows into one of the strongest demon lord in the anime.

Little did Satoru know, this cave had a big bad dragon with a dry sense of humour that was sealed in there. The dragon was well……lonely and hadn’t had much interaction with anyone in the past 600 years. This dragon was Veldora storm dragon one of the most feared creatures in the anime and is socially awkward as hell. He has been sealed for so long that he was running out of magicules to survive. Satoru and Valdora decided to give each other names. Veldora Tempest and Rimuru Tempest, the best buddies for 4 eva will now be established.

Rimuru being unable to break the imprisonment, used predator to swallow Veldora whole to analyze the shield from inside his body while Veldora did the same but from the inside out. Rimuru now sets out to the outside world to find answers about this world. This world turned out to be full of monsters such as dwarves, goblins, orcs and lizards. You name it they have it. But it’s ok, they all speak English so it’s easy to understand them.

There isn’t really much to do once you’re in this RPG type of world, that is to level up as much as you can! Rimuru first runs into a bunch of goblins that were really weak and decides to make them into his friends. Next, they get attacked by a bunch of wolves, and turn them into pets. Attacked by a bunch of orcs, makes the one with the biggest boobs into his bitch lol. I can therefore conclude that Rimuru is the god of big tiddies.

As usual, becoming a demon lord wasn’t an easy task. However, Rimuru had the help of his friends to help him achieve his goals. Yes, he did screw up every now and then, to the point that Shion got killed and he had to go through the whole resurrection process but hey, that’s water under the bridge right? Not to mention the entire process of getting to demon lord status and that scene where Rimuru massacred off 10,000 people just to save some big titties. My man.

Rimuru has made very strong allies along the way, including Millim, Veldora, and a bunch of other powerful allies. Rimuru’s ability is to turn his foes into friends and by the end of this whole anime, he’ll eventually become a harem king lol. Anyway, I would highly recommend watching this anime if you like something nice and simple to understand, but if you’re looking for something complex and mind-blowing, go watch death note or something lol.

Waifu Shion lives on!

Kuroko No Basket

When you come to hate something you liked, it’s incredibly painful

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Micheal Jordan, Stephen Curry, Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Shaq O’Neil. All great basketball players but they’ve got nothing on the players in Kuroko No Basket. With speed, ferocity and style, the ballers in this anime will steal your hearts while breaking your ankles with their skills.

Our main homie is Kuroko Tetsuya and Kagami Taiga. The story revolves around a mediocre high school basketball team with a big dream of reaching the national basketball championships. Although Kuroko is the main protagonist, he is actually the supporting player of the team and is the right-hand man of Kagami.

From the physical aspects, Kuroko is well……..weak. But don’t it fool you…….ok you got me he’s weak AF lol. HOWEVER! Kuroko has an amazing skill that is very rare and priceless to the team. That is his ability misdirection. Add in his lack of presence on the court, this kid pretty much can disappear on you. Like a cute girl that you’ve been hitting up for months and ghosts you. *cough cough fuck you. 

Kagami is a big shot. He grew up in America playing street basketball. He has an excellent physique, skills and he’s overpowered AF. He can slam dunk from miles away and can jump higher than a jumping goat. He instantly captures the attention of the basketball team coach, Riko who put him in the starting line up. Riko is like the typical anime girl who has a loud mouth but really cares for her team. She puts a lot of energy into their practices to ensure they are able to achieve their dreams. Such a tough waifu

This is where the magic begins. With Tetsuya’s misdirection and Kagami strength, these two are unstoppable. Disappearing balls and making shots, sounds like a good night lol. I’ve never seen a team work this beautiful, it’s like peanut butter and jelly, ice cream and apple pie, chocolate sauce on chocolate cake.

Special shoutout to the Seirin mascot, Tetsuya 2 ❤ His is the most adorable little huskie in the anime. He has the exact same blue eyes as Kuroko and likes to follow him around everywhere in his bag. I wish my dog was this cute, omgerdddd ❤

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The whole mystery around the Generation of Miracles shall now be summarized and explained in a measly, poorly attempted and limited shitty paragraphs. The Generation of miracles consists of the 5 main superstars. Midorima, Kise, Murasakibara, Aomine and Akashi. There is also the Phantom 6th member Kuroko that the generation of miracle accepts as part of their team.

Each having insane skills. Mr. Sneasky Sniper Midorima can shoot from anywhere from the court and get it in. Aomine the no-style basketball god with supreme reflexes and unorthodox skills that nobody can beat. Murasakibara with the ultimate defence being able to block any dunks coming his way and when needed score dunks as well. Kise is the copycat who can copy abilities of his teammates and opponents and utilise them at any time is really handy. And finally, captain Akashi with the emperor’s eye that can command people and see into the future but only uses it to break peoples ankles lmao.

The Generation of Miracles was a basketball team formed at Teiko middle school. They were unbeatable and were the champions for 3 years straight. However, as they won more and more matches, they all became even more distant to one another. Ever since the disbandment, the members of the Generation of Miracles vowed to go to different high schools and compete with each other. This was to prove their own respective basketball styles to be the best.

Kuroko went to Seirin High School. It’s only been 2 years since their formation but they absolutely destroyed all their opponents since their winter debut. Their main tactic is the run and gun style that relies on fast breaks rather than actual strategies. This can be seen with Kuroko’s Ignite and Misdirection passes to Kagami who sprints his way into a dunk.

Fan favourites include the Rookie Duo combination and full-court pass between Kuroko and Kagami. On some occasion, Kuroko will absolutely smash the shit out of the ball with his palm and pass the ball across the court to Kagami and usually ends with Kagami going for a dunk.

Their main goal of Seirin was winning the Winter Cup. After facing off one team after another, they ran into one generation of miracles at a time. Although it was fierce competition between all of them, they were great sports and all became great friends in the end which is so heartwarming to see.

The most notable scene in the whole series was the Direct Zone Drive. This was when all the players in the Seirin team were in the zone. This can ONLY be achieved when there is complete trust between the players. They were able to match Kagami’s pace and were able to beat to opposing team leaving them in the dust. You can probably guess, who won the Winter Cup but boy was it well earned.

The teamwork and friendships formed from their battles were truly significant and lifelong. Once enemies and now friends are the best types of friendships. If you’re on your way out to the basketball court as you read this, go polish your moves and send me a few clips haha.

Team manager and analyst Momoi Waifu hiding basketballs under her bikini, so cute ❤

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