Naruto Shippuden: Naruto and Sasuke FINAL BATTLE

It’s just, when I see you carrying that burden and going on about everything the way you do……somehow…. I just hurt.

Holy crappppppp, I can’t believe I just finished the final episodes of Naruto Shippuden. I was only about 3 years late of the hype-train lol. The fight between Naruto and Sasuke was no doubt one of the most anticipated fights in the history of anime. But somehow, I was too busy with my university life and final year exams. Unacceptable excuse, I know, I’m sorryyyyyyyy. Well, better late than never right?

A LOT has happened in Naruto Shippuden over the past 10 years and my God it’s hard to remember everything. With the 4th great Ninja War set in motion, all hell breaks loose as fake Madara aka Obito (Ohhhh spoilers, gottem) declares he’s ganna put the ninja world under the infinite tsukoyomi. Sounds pretty good to me lol. This is almost like a rip off from the Matrix but this time we have anime titties. We ain’t even mad lol.

Narutoooooo!!!! Sasukeeeee!!!! The biggest mystery of the century has been revealed that Tobi was Obito Uchiha. Gasp! OMG who would have guessed that rearranging a couple of letters in the name could deceive everyone. You got us good Kishimoto you sly fox. And yeah, it turns out that Black Zetsu was Kaguya’s will that started the whole ninja era just to satisfy his mommy complex. Cool story bro, many great ninjas died because of your mommy issues. BAKA!

After all that drama was sealed up and sent to the moon, we get to the REAL battle. OH YES people, the real OG battle between the Sage of 6th Path Naruto and Rinnegan Sasuke. Where’s a better place to settle this fight than the Valley of the End? Literally anywhere tbh, you’ll end up destroying shit anyway lol.

We start off with a few chit chats and then boom! Naruto and Sasuke both start coming at each other, no homo. We see some hardcore taijutsu which was dope and Naruto was about to make some shadow clones to put Sasuke and his bitch ass down but got intercepted. He tries again and intercepted. He tries agai- INTERCEPTED. Naruto was pissed to say nonetheless because he couldn’t unleash his signature technique.

Naruto gets kicked off a cliff giving him the chance to make his shadow clones. Sasuke has mad development with his Rinnnegan and Mangekyo Sharingan, combining the two Dojutsu’s to make Inferno Style: Honoikazuchi Jutsu bullshit to pull Naruto and his clones towards him and stab him with black flames. Now anyone would have died instantly, but thanks to Naruto’s shield plot he was saved lol.

We see some more insane shit like Naruto Asura Kurama Mode and Sasuke’s Indra Susanoo. They take off into the air and Sasuke unleashes his ultimate attack, Indra’s Arrow. But our man Kurama has got Naruto’s back and he was infusing Nature’s Energy for Naruto. Once Naruto received the whole shebang of energy, he could make his Six Paths: Ultra Big Ball Rasenshuriken to hurl at Indra’s Arrow.

Boom. They both feel to the ground with dismal chakra left. And this is where it gets emotion. They have a slugfest with each other in silence. This was the perfect way to sum up the final rivalry battle. The emotional impact it had was significant and signifies the unspoken bond they have with each other throughout their childhood.

In the end they both dish out their signature move, Rasengan and Chidori. In the process, they both loose an arm each. They are both lying on the ground but their blood are now connected to each other. Naruto has succeeded with winning his friend back to the village at long last. Man it really took Sasuke a hell of a long time to finally understand.

Naruto doesn’t become the Hokage right away but has to go back to school lol. But in the end Naruto and Hinata gets married. Hell yessssssss! But i really wanted to see the wedding tbh because they spent like 10 episodes buildig up to it but never really gave us anything meaningful to watch lol. But tbh it was a great anime that everyone grew up with, and there is no need to be sad because the story continues with the Boruto series!

Hinata Waifu 4 Eva ❤

Megalo Box

If you’re a cheapskate, you bet on dogs. But if you’ve got a bit of cash to spare…..you bet on people.

If you love underdogs achieving major recognition and eternal glory, you’ve come to the right place. Megalo Box will fuel your fighting spirit and make you walk out the door to call out Connor McGregor to a fist fight. Well, maybe not that that extreme but you get what I mean. This slugfest of an anime will deliver as promised some brutal beatings that will leave you speechless with possibly a dislocated jaw, nosebleed and a black eye afterwards.

Underground fights are the easiest way to make money when times are tough. Our main protagonist goes by the name of Junk Dog who fights not because he wants to, but because he has to. It was either this or prostitution so I think he chose the right option to bring food to the table. But damn, he really was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bitch bee.

One day our boy wanted to go see the city lights so he took his motorcycle and went broom-broom into the city. However, he was riding into some restricted areas and nearly rode into our supper hottie CEO Yukiko Shirato and screws up his bike for the 50th time. I feel sorry for the uncle who has to fix it all the time. At this stage, I feel like Joe was looking for a way to escape his shitty life but suicide was not an option he was willing to take.

A mad staredown occurs between our boy and his rival Yuri big boy number 1 Megalo boxer. Joe throws major shade at both of them and long story short they got butthurt. And that my friends, was the start of a beautiful rivalry between an underdog and the pinnacle of the sporting society. With a sudden 180 degrees turn of interest, Junk Dog creates a fake I.D calling himself Joe and decides to enter the Megalo box championship to take down Yuri.

What do you have to do before any big fight? You have to train of course. Coach Nanbu to the rescue. This dodgy one eye mofo is the most trustworthy and loyal coach anyone can ask for. Although due to losing 1 eye and being a bit crippled in his leg, he’s not the most popular coach around the young boxers. Nonetheless, this guy would sacrifice his other eye for Joe in a heartbeat. BIG SPOILER.

The exoskeletal gears that boxers wear help to improve their power, durability and stamina. One punch from those things can render anyone useless in a matter of seconds. Imagine getting hit by a truck in the face. Some have Artificial Intelligence embedded into them to help predict the opponents’ next move which is pretty much cheating in a way. Nonetheless, they look cool as hell giving the anime a sense of freshness that has never been seen before.

Started from the bottom and now we’re here. Joe starts out at spot 257 to be exact. The thing that really makes this anime stand out from the rest is that Joe was fighting his opponents without any gear. Why? Because he broke them and couldn’t afford a new one lol. This gives the viewers a thrill of excitement everytime Joe enters the ring. Will he win, or will he lose against all odds are the two inevitable questions that pop into the viewers’ minds making it truly addicting.

Gearless Joe is now born. With the peculiar name and offensive fighting style, he attracts major attention from the media. Coach Nanbu aims to take Joe to the top within only 5 fights which sounds pretty nuts. However, Joe is a total beast in the ring whipping out wins out of nowhere. Joe is super humble about his skills. He trains harder than any of the boxers in the series and it’s super inspiring to see. This anime gives a subliminal message to the viewers that they should put in hard work consistently and over time life will award you.

Inspired by Joe’s amazing determination to win, Yuri decides to remove his integrated gear so that they could have a fair fight. Uppercuts, haymakers, jabs you name it, they did it all. Down to round 13 and they decided to finish the match on a single blow. ONE PUNCH SQUARE TO THE FACE AND BOOOOOM. Everything turned white. You guys can find out for yourself what happened by watching the anime 😉

Megalo Box has an indie feel to it. If you enjoy animes such as Cowboy Bebop, Afro Samurai and Akira then you’ll definitely love this anime. The striking visuals, upbeat music and epic plot are inspiring making it a legendary anime that will forever remain in the hearts of many otakus. If I had to chose then Megalo Box takes the top anime of 2018!

Yukiko Waifu has style and elegance. Still sexy without showing most of her big boobs ❤

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