Do you want world domination? Necessities such as money, power and beautiful women could be yours. I can assure you that you will not be able to obtain any of those things. Nonetheless, please continue reading this article for a laugh. Please do not try this at home because of my concerns for your general well being.
Step 1: You will need purple eyes. If you weren’t born with purple eyes, and you still want to be Lelouch- go and buy contact lens. The one with a Geass pattern on it.
Step 2: You’ll need to stop all the aerobic exercises you love. Lelouch never exercises. For every 30 seconds of running, take a 30 minute break.
Step 3: Become a total god at chess. Move around your most important piece like the king and say philosophical shit like; “If the king doesn’t move then his subjects won’t follow”. Never lose.
Step 4: Find an immortal Green Hair girl who is hot and dodgy as shit. Make sure she has a pizza fetish.
Step 5: Have a best friend who you love during school but try to kill each other whenever you’re out of school.
Step 6: Be overdramatic and announce everything. “I, Lelouch Vi Britainina commands you get me a scone”. This way people know how serious you are.
Step 7: Take over an organization with Gundams and weapons. Create lots of royal followers.
Step 8: Select a country you hate. Try your home country if you’re out of options. Win at the very last episode of season 2.
Step 9: Become the king of the world and dominate.
Step 10: Plan for your assassination because the world doesn’t need any hatred.
Oh, you’re still here? Congratulations, my King. Now go out there and make some friends lol. Leave a comment if you love Code Geass ❤