Mirai Nikki

Pssst…… If you’re looking for a bat shit crazy girlfriend, then I’ve got something for you. You could even say that this is the premium queen of Yandere and she’ll say something along the lines of …..

“I’m crazy?? What’s crazy is this world that refuses to let me be with you!”“

Yuno Gasai

If that’s not a red flag for you then I don’t know what is lol. And my friend if you’re into that kind of stuff, you should probably go to a doctor and get that shit sorted lol. Mirai Nikki is about a death survival game between twelve candidates aiming to become the next god. You get given a phone, and based on your personality, the phone will give some hints with special conditions attached.

Now when I say Yuno is as crazy as they come, I really mean it. On one side, she’ll a loving and caring girlfriend who takes care of Yuno. But on the other hand, she’s not afraid to kill people who are considered a threat to Yuki. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing but it certainly makes me feel a little uneasy. The story revolves around these two and my god does it make you emotionally drained. You’ve got a 14-year-old boy who I’m not even sure if he likes the girl or is just afraid of getting his ass killed. On top of that, there is very little trust towards his maniac girlfriend which is a little dysfunctional when you NEED to rely on her in order to survive……..

Oddly enough, the anime’s tempo follows Yuno’s psychological state and moves accordingly. In all fairness, Yuno is one of the best characters I’ve ever seen in my life. Her display of loyalty, battle IQ and unconditional love for her boyfriend is refreshing to see in the world of anime. However, her mental stability slips at the end of the anime causing her to do some pretty crazy shit……

Overall the large variety of characters is what really made this anime stand out. You’ve got some pretty basic bitches but a few original characters who stood out for me. Not to mention that Yuki was hiding behind Yuno the whole time kinda didn’t develop into anything worth mentioning. Stop hiding behind your gf bro and fight me! lol

Overall the plot, characters and colourful animation really gave this anime its appeal. With a banger intro and music, there was a lot of hype that sets the tone for a bloody battle royal. I didn’t agree with the majority of deaths but hey, it is what it is lol. I guess it’s a better love story than twilight. Watch it, don’t watch it I don’t care, but one thing is for certain is that you’ll be missing out on one of the greatest animes in history.

Yuno Gasai…..Scary Waifu……

Soul Eater

I am writing this during my 3rd day of Covid infection/quarantine. It is absolutely beyond shit but I shall push through it to deliver some saucy quality reviews. Soul Eater is truly a masterpiece that transcends time and never gets old no matter how many times you watch it. I mean what other anime has this kind of originality where you’ve got a spirit that can transform into weapons? I could name a few but that’s not the point! Where here for the unique art and animation style! BAKA!

Apparently, Soul Eater sets place in the Nevada United States….I’m not sure how that works as all animes are set in Japan, but hey, it’s anime, so anything goes. You’ve got your big ass weapon school called Death Weapon Meister Academy (DWMA for short) where young meisters are trained up to hone their skills in wielding their death weapons. To be honest, I haven’t really got my head around this anime, much like death note, I’m just here for a good time lol.

You got your best girl Maka Albarn who is a 2 star-Meister at DWMA. Her trusty partner Soul Evans who comes from a Demon Weapon Race is a non-chantant hot head whose goal is to become a death scythe by eating 99 kishin (evil human) souls and 1 witch soul. As always, the dynamic duo came very close to completing their task in the first episode where their hopes and dreams crumbled before their very eyes. The last remaining soul was a fake witch’s soul lol. This was the moment when I knew I was going to love the anime lol.

We get introduced to a bunch of other crack heads such as death the kid, death star and probably the funniest of all was the shinigami who is the principal of the whole academy. Did I mention that Maka’s dad is a ladies’ man who is the strongest death weapon in the world? I guess good looks and success really runs in the family. Then who can forget the antagonist of the whole story? We’ve got the brainwashed Crona, who’s the puppet to her mother Medusa.

For an anime that was made about 20 years ago, the animation, music and story aren’t half bad. The character development was long and a little tedious at times but the comedy made it a smoother ride. Give this anime a chance and I’m sure you’ll be hooked it the tenacity, drive and courage of the characters. 9/10 in my books. I tip my hat to the creators.

Maka Waifu, flat is justice ❤

Jujutsu no Kaisen: Unexpected deaths

Jujutsu No Kaisen is a banger. I think this anime can easily be in my top 5 favourite animes. With the comedy, action and mystery, there’s no telling where this series will take you….unless you read the manga lol. This is by no means a foreshadowing of who will die; instead, I will be giving spoilers.

Jujutsu no Kaisen is a world of curses. Evil spirits and Jujutsu sorcerers live in the shadow of society with somewhat crazy repression. Every one of them is crazy in one way or another and it’s very hard to find an average person. It’s extremes craziness, goofiness, coolest or straight-up dumb lol. You’ve got your main gang, Itadori Yuji, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki and Gojo Satoru as the head teacher.

Curses are pretty much the collective negative energy that overflows from society. Curse spirits are the manifestation of those negative energy and are related to the increased deaths over certain periods of the year. Jujutsu sorcerers are people who are able to control their own curse energy, make it flow within their body and create specialized techniques that turn into kick-ass actions that we see in the anime.

The whole story revolves around a boy called Itadori Yuji who was your typical high school student. He was in the occult club and was dared to retrieve a cursed item as part of a dare. This turned out to be one of Sukuna’s fingers, which was the strongest curse to ever live. To make things more interesting, other curses are attracted to Sukuna’s fingers as well so they start attacking in order to steal it.

Our boy Itadori is a little on the dumb side and the only option to save his new friend Megumi was to well….eat the finger? lol He then gains a little power boost from the manifestation process where Sukuna takes over his body. Little to our surprise our national husband, Gojo sensei shows up to save the day. Having acknowledged that Itadori has eaten one world’s most cursed items, he takes Yuji back to Jujutsu high for some questioning.

As the story developed we see more curses and characters come into the picture and things get a little more interesting. Ultimately us viewers developed a bond with our main characters so the creators love to tug our little heart strings. They tried killing off Itadori and Megumi multiple times at the start of the season but because of plot armour, that shit wasn’t allowed to happen lol.

Fast forward to the Shibuya Arc which will be the most intense storyline of this whole anime in my opinion, because everyone was pushed to their limits. Some sad losses were to Nobara who lost half of her face and Todo losing an arm but the saddest part of all was that our beloved Nanami Sensei is dead. Why would you kill of such a good character 😦

Shoko Ieiri is the hottest doctor waifu ever ❤

My Dress-Up Darling: Episode 11 Love Hotel Will Gojo Finally Become a Man?

My dress-up Darling is one of, if not, THE BEST rom-coms of 2022. You’ve got your shut-in doll maker Gojo-Kun, whose sole purpose in life is to follow in his grandpa’s footsteps and become a master doll maker. Then you’ve got your typical pretty girl Kitagawa Marin who is absolutely into anime cosplay and the biggest tease of all time. Put them together and you’ll get fireworks 😉

Gojo-Kun is a high school student and an aspiring doll maker who is currently perfecting his crafts. However, he has hit a roadblock in his development and doesn’t know how to get over it. One day, he goes into the sewing club’s room after school to use the sewing machine and to his surprise, he finds Kitagawa there. And you guessed it, one thing led to another and bam. Sex scene. Jokes lol.

Kitagawa Marin is the type of girl who absolutely loves anime. She loves to dress up as her favourite characters. The catch is, shes absolutely rubbish at making costumes. But it’s ok, she’s a banger so we’ll let it slide. But to be honest, these two are a match made in heaven. You’ve got a shut-in who’s only goal in life is to sit at home and make pretty voodoo dolls while the girl is a crack head who’s pretty much up to anything lol.

Fast forward, they go shopping, watch anime together, get takeaways, and eventually fall in love with each other. Gojo was head over heels for Kitagawa from the start but it was interesting to see Kitagawa slowly start to develope feelings for him over the 12 episodes. They eventually got into taking photos and one thing led to another and they mistakenly booked a love hotel for their photoshoot.

Jojo pose, jojo pose, jojo pose? They got into quite a riskque position didn’t they? Well, that’s what you get when you put a girl who can’t control his wood into a room with a sexy succubi cosplayer. They nearly kissed but were rudely interrupted by the receptionist. It’s ok team nothing really happed and we’re left with another cliff hanger thanks to the receptionist cock blocking us.

Season one ended with fireworks and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. I was a little thrown off by the tongue scene that Kitagawa pulled but adds to the comedy of the series. But it’s ok, the romance will sure to continue as the second season will be full of sexual tension and potentially more love triangles 😉

Shinju Waifu ❤

Spy X Family: Anya Punched Damian!

A father that’s an international spy and a mother that’s a professional killer? Sign me up! Spy x Family is my all-time favourite anime to watch. This feel-good anime has stolen my heart. Anya is your not so typical orphan; she can read people’s minds. Coupled with the action, adventure and comedy theme, this anime might just take anime of the year 2022.

We start off with the main character Twilight. An international spy who goes by his undercover name of Loid Forger. Loid is tasked with operation Strixx, an operation to prevent between Westalis and Ostania. He has been tasked to spy on Donovan Desmond, the leader of the Leader of The National Unity Party within Ostania. Donovan is a bit of a shut in so Twilight has to get through some other way.

Twilight had to recruit help. He adopted a kid from an orphanage. Her name would be know an Anya Forger, best girl of 2022. Anya has the ability to read minds therefore makes it really comical to know what the characters are really thinking. Anya’s ticket out of the orphanage has come and she would do what ever it takes to stay with her new father, Loid Forger.

The only hope to completing this mission is for Loid to start a fake family, enrol his adopted kid into the most prestigious private school and hopefully get invited to Donovan’s house for a tea party. But you can’t get into this school without being a wholesome family…..Time for Loid to get hitched up. We are introduced to our hottie milf, Yor. She’s a baddie I tell you. They first met at the tailor shop and our wingman Anya set them up right on the spot.

Little did they know about each other was that Loid was a spy and Yor was a professional assassin. What a powerhouse family I tell you. Trying to keep their true identity a secret, sometimes things get a little comedic. But holy shit, you should have seen the proposal scene my fam. I have never seen that much action and love all squished together within a 2 minutes timeframe before. Absolutely phenomenal.

So they start a family but the hardest bit has yet to come. It wasn’t getting Anya into the school, or was it convincing Anya to stay at school with the full on entertainment battle royale/princess rescue, but it was trying to get Anya to become friends with Damian. And you know kids right? First time meeting each other, Anya punched Damian within the first first of school. “He walked into my hand she says” lol. What an elegant response lol

Anya feels pretty bad about the whole situation so the next day she decided to apologize to Damian. A lot of things weren’t going well especially her best friend Becky who was always getting in the way. But not all is lost, Anya finally got to apologize to Damian, and our little bad boy actually started to catch some feelings 😉 Keep an eye out for this anime because it will be a banger.

Yor Forger is Waifu #1

That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: Oppai is Truth Shion Dies

There is a time in a man’s life when he must evolve. The 39-year-old virgin, Satoru Mikami with the dodgy internet history was going to get another shot at life. I would like to say that this is another typical isekai anime but it’s not…….. this is probably the best isekai I’ve ever seen. Satoru was going out for lunch with his kohai and then boom, he got stabbed and died. Just your typical Isekai plot, nothing to see here.

We then hear a strange voiceover that we would know and love as the great sage. Great sage is a skill that our friend Satoru gained as he was dying, and later becomes one of the most loyal and the most grateful asset. Satoru gets reincarnated into a cave unable to see anything. He then moves around and discovers his first ability, which was predator. This ability gave him 4 other effects such as analysis, mimicry, storage and isolation. Satoru is essentially able to absorb living and non-living items, analyze the properties and replicate or create useful items or skills. This basic ability is the foundation in which he grows into one of the strongest demon lord in the anime.

Little did Satoru know, this cave had a big bad dragon with a dry sense of humour that was sealed in there. The dragon was well……lonely and hadn’t had much interaction with anyone in the past 600 years. This dragon was Veldora storm dragon one of the most feared creatures in the anime and is socially awkward as hell. He has been sealed for so long that he was running out of magicules to survive. Satoru and Valdora decided to give each other names. Veldora Tempest and Rimuru Tempest, the best buddies for 4 eva will now be established.

Rimuru being unable to break the imprisonment, used predator to swallow Veldora whole to analyze the shield from inside his body while Veldora did the same but from the inside out. Rimuru now sets out to the outside world to find answers about this world. This world turned out to be full of monsters such as dwarves, goblins, orcs and lizards. You name it they have it. But it’s ok, they all speak English so it’s easy to understand them.

There isn’t really much to do once you’re in this RPG type of world, that is to level up as much as you can! Rimuru first runs into a bunch of goblins that were really weak and decides to make them into his friends. Next, they get attacked by a bunch of wolves, and turn them into pets. Attacked by a bunch of orcs, makes the one with the biggest boobs into his bitch lol. I can therefore conclude that Rimuru is the god of big tiddies.

As usual, becoming a demon lord wasn’t an easy task. However, Rimuru had the help of his friends to help him achieve his goals. Yes, he did screw up every now and then, to the point that Shion got killed and he had to go through the whole resurrection process but hey, that’s water under the bridge right? Not to mention the entire process of getting to demon lord status and that scene where Rimuru massacred off 10,000 people just to save some big titties. My man.

Rimuru has made very strong allies along the way, including Millim, Veldora, and a bunch of other powerful allies. Rimuru’s ability is to turn his foes into friends and by the end of this whole anime, he’ll eventually become a harem king lol. Anyway, I would highly recommend watching this anime if you like something nice and simple to understand, but if you’re looking for something complex and mind-blowing, go watch death note or something lol.

Waifu Shion lives on!

Tokyo Revenger: Will Takemichi Ever Become The Captain Of The Black Dragon or Toman?

Who doesn’t love a good fight? Nothing more says I’m the biggest simp on earth than time-travelling a whole decade and slugging a few gangsters to save the girl you love lol. Tokyo Revengers by LidenFilms really hits the nail on the head with the storyline, animation and overall awesomeness. Nothing gets my blood pumping than a great fight scene where a bunch of adrenaline rushed teenagers slug each other to assert dominance.

We start off the story with our boy Takemichi who is a complete loser. He’s 26 years old and works in a video rental shop. He is constantly getting harassed by his manager who is younger than him. His miserable life was the definition of disaster. His apartment was full of garbage and cockroaches, he’s late on his rent and to top it all off, he’s single lol. Don’t worry, it’s not all bad the director says, lets’s just Isekai him lol.

Wish granted and Takemichi gets pushed in front of a train and boom, he time travels back to his younger rebellious days. With his childhood gang, they immediately go looking for trouble. They go around challenging gang members to a fight but end up getting bullied by a gang that was 2 years older. They get their ass whooped and not long after Takemici becomes the slave of this older gang and is forced to fight in matches against people of their choosing.

All may seem bad but here comes Mikey and Draken, the captain and vice-captain of Touman, the number 1 gang in Tokyo. Luckily they come in and save the day…..and make Takemici their bitch lol. Just joking, they actually become really good friends despite their positions and ranking. I believe that deep down, everyone in Touman has a really good heart. I never thought I would say this in my life but after watching this anime, damn….. I want to join a gang lol.

The story revolves around Takemichi’s redemption in life and his quest to save his old girlfriend Hinata Tachibana. In the future where he came from, he witnesses on the news the death of his old lover. He has the ability to time travel back and forth under one condition, by connecting hands with Naoto Tachibana. So at this point, he can travel back and forth between the past and future to see if his actions had any effects on saving Hina’s life.

A lot of things happened and we fast forward to the Black Dragon fight. Takemici, Mitsuya, Chifuyu and Hakai are facing off against Taiju the 9th Black Dragon Boss. The situation is pretty dire for our first division captain Takemichi and second division captain Mitsuya. It was a literal slugfest, but a must needed arc for the development of our protagonist.

Takemichi is literally the shittest fighter I’ve ever seen in my anime watching life, but no one can deny this fact, and it’s that this man has balls of steel. His loyalty to his friends and unwavering will has earned him the respect of his members. As he continues to fight for his goals, I have no doubt that he will achieve the position of captain one day. Does that answer your question? 😉

Senju is your Waifu who you haven’t met yet ❤

Shaman King: Remake 2021

You get what you give.

Asakura Yoh

Hello Kohais!!! It is I, AnimeReview Senpai back at it again with a fire review. Sorry, I’ve disappeared from this space, I have been super busy with my life and never really got a chance to reconnect with this space mentally and spiritually. But now I’m back stronger than ever and I’m committed to making 1 post per week!!!

Shaman King is about literally what the title says, the fight to become a shaman king. What is a shaman you may wonder? Pretty much someone who interacts with spirits and becomes a badass. I’m literally so happy they made a remake of this anime because I grew up loving this anime. Let’s get into it shall we?

First, we have the protagonist Asakura Yoh. If you look up aloof in the dictionary, you’ll probably see his picture there lol. Yoh is engaged to Anna, who’s pretty much a devil re-incarnate who will give you here special training from hell. Not to mention the infamous backhand that will destroy all men. You’ve got Manta who is like the only normie in the show but he’s from a rich family so it’s all goods lol.

Yoh has been able to see spirits all his life but it was a completely different case for Manta. Manta was a rich boy would was forced to study hard and become the successor of his father’s worldwide compnay. On his way back from night class he decided to take a short cut through the graveyard and that’s where he met up with Yoh who was star gazing. Next thing you know it, he ended up becoming friends with Yoh.

This show will take you down nostalgia lane and you’ll get to see the old faces of our beloved characters. I’m not going to spoil it for you guys but yes, Hao does end up becoming the Shaman King lol. But what is important it the friendship and adventure the team have together. It’s inspirational to see the growth of each individual character (not you Ren, you’re still short lol) and how they come together to face a common enemy. Even though they have their own convictions and ideas, going down different paths in what they believe in, they still respect each other as friends and I found that really beautiful.

I would highly recommend watching this 10/10 remake as the animations has improved for the better whilst still retaining the core qualities of humour, character development and action that we all love from the original anime. Can’t wait to see what the sequel has install for us with the limelight being on Yoh and Anna’s son, Asakura Hana.

Waifu Tao Jun, she’ll resurrect you any day ❤

Kill La Kill: Nude Is The New Normal. Clothing is Optional.

Fear Is Freedom! Subjugation Is Liberation! Contradiction Is Truth! These Are The Truths Of This World!

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Sexy girls wearing skimpy clothing while fighting each other to the death, what more can you ask? Kill La Kill has one of the most original plot, characters and animation that I’ve ever seen during my 20 years of watching anime. This anime clearly deserves more credit and recognition which is exactly what I’m going to give it!

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We’ll start off with our main girl Ryuko Matoi. She is a transfer student who has recently return to her home town. Upon her arrival, she finds her dad getting stabby stabby in the living room. In shock and desperation, she pursues the murderer. The plot pretty much revolves around the mystery of a high school girl on her quest for vengeance. But of course, that would be wayyyyy too boring without any fan service lol.

This anime introduced the concept of Life Fibres, essentially fabric with power boosting capabilities. When woven into normal clothes, they give insane power ups, and transformation capabilities. Henshin!!! And the transformations are not for the feint of heart 😉 It has been scientifically proven that, the increased skin exposure helps the anime girls to reach their full potential………. no complaints here.

The popping visual give it a unique appeal towards the retro fans that are into the classics such as Cowboy Bebop and Dr.Slump. The cataclysmic scale of colour vomit seemingly integrates into the anime without any hiccups. With over the top action, drama and humour, this anime really hits a home run for the fan service loving Otakus that are searching for something entertaining to watch.

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The story revolves around Ryuko trying to unlock the mystery behind her fathers death. She enrols into Honnouji Academy and fights her way towards the top. The student president council Satsuki Kiryūin. I find it interesting how Ryuko and Satsuki are half sisters? Their father was definitely a player lol. And the best girl of this whole anime would have to be Mako Mankashoku, who has the worst timing, always making the whole squad laugh. Ryuko quickly befriends Mako and lives with her. Potato croquettes are consumed on a daily basis because the mother doesn’t know how to cook anything else lol. Mako’s family consists of a hopelessly perverted dad and a little brother who tries to take advantage of any fan service like us viewers.

Let me tell you what I think about this high school. It’s nuts lol. You’ve got a bunch of weirdo’s who form the student council. We have the masochist, the computer data geek, the cocky kendo kid and the pink hair girl who is pretty cute tbh lol. Ryuko has to defeat each and every one of the student council before she can face the council president, Satsuki Kiryūin. Satsuki is by far the strongest in this high school and dominates every aspect of it. She is the daughter of the great lady Ragyō Kiryūin who is the CEO of the organisation REVOC that integrates life fibres into nearly 90% of the clothing worldwide.

The most noticeable scene was the battle royal because this event got interrupted by Nui Harime, the grand courtier, who revealed to Ryuko that she was the one would murdered her dad. SHIT HIT THE FAN PEOPLE! Ryuko transforms into this uncontrollable beast that goes on a massive rampage nearly killing everyone in sight. Good thing our best friend Mako came to the rescue with her melodramatic flashbacks that was sure to pull a few heart strings and knock a few teeth out with laughter lolololol.

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And not to mention this Libertarian group called the Nudist Beach, who fights within the shadows to eradicate the existence of Life Fibres. With their leader, the perverted undercover high school teach who’s clothing always slips off at the most unconventional times, Aikuro Mitsukagi, it completes the fan-service without leaving the female audience out. Interestingly enough, Life Fibres were extraterrestrial beings that invaded earth millennia’s ago with the aim to take over earth as a food source.

The fighting gets more and more intense as Kyuko and Senketsu gains a bunch of new abilities, and one that even allows her to fly! What’s more beautiful is that she regains the lost relationship with her sister, Satsuki. Watching them fight alongside each other makes it a special bonding anime moment that is hard to find anywhere else. Plus their Kamuis didn’t cover anything and it was fantastic to watch lol.

Watch it and you won’t be disappointed. With the original story line, animation and soundtracks, this anime will definitely make it to your top 10 all time favourites. If anything else, just watch it for humour because I’m sure Mako will make you laugh up a storm lol.

Satsuki Waifu is the coolest ❤

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Origins

It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.

If you haven’t been on the Avatar hype-train then I don’t really know what you’ve been doing with your life. Hanging out with friends, travelling overseas and buying a new house is cool and all but have you seen air-bending? You NEED to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender to understand what the heck an Air-bender is. Then, you’ll finally be able to appreciate the finer things in life instead of having a social life. Ew.

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After Aang destroyed Ozai and ended the 100 year war, he settled down with Katara and had 3 kids. My boy Aang wasn’t just clapping air, he was clapping cheeks as well lol. He was able to buy a patch of land in the earth kingdom and with the help of Zuko, they created Republic City, a place where benders from across the globe can live together in harmony. It was great seeing the last season’s characters and references such as the cabbage guy’s son become successful, but that’s not the point here people! We’re here to see how the first Avatar came to be! NOT MY CABBAGE CORP!!!

Aang died relatively young, only at the age of 66 as a result of being trapped in an iceberg whilst in the avatar state, which drained his life energy. He was then reincarnated as Korra, the daughter of the Southern Water Tribe chief. We can see that she was special from a very young age lol. But then there comes a question. If Aang was reincarnated as Korra, then who was the very first Avatar?

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We travel wayyyyyyy back in time to meet a guy called Wan. This was the time when humans and spirits were living in the same world. Humans had to live on on the back of Turtle Lions to be protected from the wild spirits. The turtle lions had the ability to grant people bending abilities of basic elements such as fire, water, earth and wind. The humans were granted one of these power for protection during their hunting trips outside of the Lion Turtles back.

Wan was a curious and sneaky person. He decides to tag along a hunting party and ditches them after receiving the fire bending powers from the Lion Turtle. Wann gets lost in the woods and has a series of mishaps in the forrest full of spirits. He comes across a small community of spirits and had to cross a small bridge just like Spirited Away, where there is a bridge keeper. You smell like a humannnnnnn. Well no shit Mr.Bunny thats because he is lol

Wan somehow convinces the spirits to let him stay after kicking some fire-benders butts. He learns the true way of fire-bending from the dragons, which I believe is the same dragon that Aang and Zuko trained under? Don’t quote me on that lol. Wann trains hard and becomes an excellent fire-bender. He now continues on his quest to find the other Lion Turtles to gain more bending abilities.

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Vatuu is now free to roam the earth and negatively influence the other spirits while Raava is reduced to a weakened state and has to live in a tea pot LMAO. Raava and Wan team up and continue their journey to find the remaining bending abilities. They were able to collect the air-bending power from the Air Lion Turtle, but because no human had ever been able to hold two powers at the same time, Raava had to hold onto it for him.

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Raava eventually gave the air bending power to Wann once his training was completed by passing through his body to combine their energies. They went onto collecting the water and earth bending powers from the water and earth Lion Turtles. At this stage, Wann has yet to become the avatar because he does not have full control over the elements yet.

As Harmonic Convergence drew near, Raava and Wann enters the spirit portal to fight Vaatu. The fight proved to be a little too much for Wann as Vaatu was way too OP. As harmonic convergence began, Wann placed his hand onto the spirit portal to bind with Raava’s spirit permanently. It is this bond between Raava’s spirit that creates the very first Avatar and the Avatar State that we love. And throughout the reincarnations, Raava’s spirit resides in new Avatar’s spirit which is pretty much how the Avatar Cycle started and continues on.

Asami Waifu is the best ❤

Naruto Shippuden: Naruto and Sasuke FINAL BATTLE

It’s just, when I see you carrying that burden and going on about everything the way you do……somehow…. I just hurt.

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Holy crappppppp, I can’t believe I just finished the final episodes of Naruto Shippuden. I was only about 3 years late of the hype-train lol. The fight between Naruto and Sasuke was no doubt one of the most anticipated fights in the history of anime. But somehow, I was too busy with my university life and final year exams. Unacceptable excuse, I know, I’m sorryyyyyyyy. Well, better late than never right?

A LOT has happened in Naruto Shippuden over the past 10 years and my God it’s hard to remember everything. With the 4th great Ninja War set in motion, all hell breaks loose as fake Madara aka Obito (Ohhhh spoilers, gottem) declares he’s ganna put the ninja world under the infinite tsukoyomi. Sounds pretty good to me lol. This is almost like a rip off from the Matrix but this time we have anime titties. We ain’t even mad lol.

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Narutoooooo!!!! Sasukeeeee!!!! The biggest mystery of the century has been revealed that Tobi was Obito Uchiha. Gasp! OMG who would have guessed that rearranging a couple of letters in the name could deceive everyone. You got us good Kishimoto you sly fox. And yeah, it turns out that Black Zetsu was Kaguya’s will that started the whole ninja era just to satisfy his mommy complex. Cool story bro, many great ninjas died because of your mommy issues. BAKA!

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After all that drama was sealed up and sent to the moon, we get to the REAL battle. OH YES people, the real OG battle between the Sage of 6th Path Naruto and Rinnegan Sasuke. Where’s a better place to settle this fight than the Valley of the End? Literally anywhere tbh, you’ll end up destroying shit anyway lol.

We start off with a few chit chats and then boom! Naruto and Sasuke both start coming at each other, no homo. We see some hardcore taijutsu which was dope and Naruto was about to make some shadow clones to put Sasuke and his bitch ass down but got intercepted. He tries again and intercepted. He tries agai- INTERCEPTED. Naruto was pissed to say nonetheless because he couldn’t unleash his signature technique.

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Naruto gets kicked off a cliff giving him the chance to make his shadow clones. Sasuke has mad development with his Rinnnegan and Mangekyo Sharingan, combining the two Dojutsu’s to make Inferno Style: Honoikazuchi Jutsu bullshit to pull Naruto and his clones towards him and stab him with black flames. Now anyone would have died instantly, but thanks to Naruto’s shield plot he was saved lol.

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We see some more insane shit like Naruto Asura Kurama Mode and Sasuke’s Indra Susanoo. They take off into the air and Sasuke unleashes his ultimate attack, Indra’s Arrow. But our man Kurama has got Naruto’s back and he was infusing Nature’s Energy for Naruto. Once Naruto received the whole shebang of energy, he could make his Six Paths: Ultra Big Ball Rasenshuriken to hurl at Indra’s Arrow.

Boom. They both feel to the ground with dismal chakra left. And this is where it gets emotion. They have a slugfest with each other in silence. This was the perfect way to sum up the final rivalry battle. The emotional impact it had was significant and signifies the unspoken bond they have with each other throughout their childhood.

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In the end they both dish out their signature move, Rasengan and Chidori. In the process, they both loose an arm each. They are both lying on the ground but their blood are now connected to each other. Naruto has succeeded with winning his friend back to the village at long last. Man it really took Sasuke a hell of a long time to finally understand.

Naruto doesn’t become the Hokage right away but has to go back to school lol. But in the end Naruto and Hinata gets married. Hell yessssssss! But i really wanted to see the wedding tbh because they spent like 10 episodes buildig up to it but never really gave us anything meaningful to watch lol. But tbh it was a great anime that everyone grew up with, and there is no need to be sad because the story continues with the Boruto series!

Hinata Waifu 4 Eva ❤

Code Geass- 10 Steps to World Domination

Do you want world domination? Necessities such as money, power and beautiful women could be yours. I can assure you that you will not be able to obtain any of those things. Nonetheless, please continue reading this article for a laugh. Please do not try this at home because of my concerns for your general well being.

Step 1: You will need purple eyes. If you weren’t born with purple eyes, and you still want to be Lelouch- go and buy contact lens. The one with a Geass pattern on it.

Step 2: You’ll need to stop all the aerobic exercises you love. Lelouch never exercises. For every 30 seconds of running, take a 30 minute break.

Step 3: Become a total god at chess. Move around your most important piece like the king and say philosophical shit like; “If the king doesn’t move then his subjects won’t follow”. Never lose.

Step 4: Find an immortal Green Hair girl who is hot and dodgy as shit. Make sure she has a pizza fetish.

Step 5: Have a best friend who you love during school but try to kill each other whenever you’re out of school.

Step 6: Be overdramatic and announce everything. “I, Lelouch Vi Britainina commands you get me a scone”. This way people know how serious you are.

Step 7: Take over an organization with Gundams and weapons. Create lots of royal followers.

Step 8: Select a country you hate. Try your home country if you’re out of options. Win at the very last episode of season 2.

Step 9: Become the king of the world and dominate.

Step 10: Plan for your assassination because the world doesn’t need any hatred.

Oh, you’re still here? Congratulations, my King. Now go out there and make some friends lol. Leave a comment if you love Code Geass ❤

Sexy Kallen Waifu ❤

Tejina Senpai- Awkward Magician Deserves a Pity Clap and a Gravure Photoshoot.

Umm.. That was the giving birth to a pigeon trick…..

Tejina Senpai

It’s not hard to find a shit magician. However, it is hard to find a shit magician who keeps you interested for a whole season. Extremely hard. Pun intended lol. Her tricks never work, but she always gave us a reason to smile. What is that reason you may ask? Let us dive into the world of Tejina Senpai!

What happens when you mix a hot girl with stage fright together? That’s correct-something incredibly adorable. I have to admit that there was a ton of fan service; more than the average high schoolboy Assistant-Kun could handle. The hilarious part was that Assistant-Kun became better at magic tricks than Tejina herself.

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It’s difficult to understand how someone can screw up a simple magic trick- yet alone, turn it into something sexual. It’s a catastrophe at its finest. The best example would be Tejina tried to perform a simple rope trick, and it got turned into a bondage scene. And that time when she tried to make a glass of water disappear and turned it into a wet T-shirt contest-magical.

This girl would be great for a Gravure photoshoot. She is the perfect combination for a dream girl; cute, shy and pure. This is my personal opinion on the subject, but this girl is definitely Waifu material. It would be great to see more character development. But this anime has hit a road bump.

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The odds for a second season are slim. The manga is written by Azu, and he usually releases two volumes per year. The previous manga volume was released in August 2019. Since then, we have yet to see any updates. The anime series had already covered 4 volumes of the manga, so we’re not sure what will happen next. Will the show be cancelled or will it be suspended for a while? Dear Mr.Azur, please give the people what they want. Thank you. Regards, the entire fan-service population.

Saki-Chan Waifu 🙂

Steins Gate – The Plausibility of Time Travel

What kind of mad scientist worries about not getting enough vegetables?

Hello guys! Welcome back everybody it’s your boy AR Senpai here to hit you up with some mind bending physics. Is time travel really possible? We’ll use Steins Gate as a reference point to see how scientifically accurate the anime is and whether microwaving a banana is a good idea or not lol.

Let’s start of with some character introductions shall we? We’ve got mad scientist Okabe Rintarou, the sweet childhood friend Mayuri and the actual genius who really knows her shit Kurisu. Oh and we can’t forget our expert engineer………. what was his name again? lol

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Steins Gate is a word that was created by Okabe. This was the perfect future he had envisioned and prayed for. The origin of the world comes from Germany – where Stein means stone. So rock gate or door way? Someone please help me, I’m pulling so much shit from my ass here lol.

After the Okabe discovers the ability to send texts back into the past and skipping through alternate realities, he begins to piece together a successful time travel method through microwaving multiple bananas lol. However he comes across a tough decision between the reality of saving his lover Kurisu or his best friend Mayuri.

In a sense we’re are time travellers who are moving into the future at a constant rate in time. Lets say we can travel in time 1 minute per 1 minute. The question here is whether or not it’s possible to travel back or forwards in time at a quicker pace; such as travel forward 10 years in 1 minute?

Forming our argument of time travel based of Albert Einstein’s special relativity, it states that time and space are linked. The universal speed limit is 300,000 km per second for basically anything that wishes to travel through time. And according to this theory, time apparently moves slower for you relative to the stationary objects you’ve passed. But just because your moving quickly and time seems slower for you, does that really mean you’ll age any slower?

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If you could fly at the speed for light into space and kept going for 5 years until you returned to earth you would notice your friends would be around 65 years old. But could it also mean that you would biologically be 65 years old too however the 5 years you perceived to have pass by was actually 65 years in real time? Essentially you reached 65 years at a rate that SEEMED faster to you?

What I believe to be happening in Steins gate is that Okabe is actually jumping through alternate SPACE as oppose to the same space that light travels through in the paragraph above. Imagine if there where infinite number of world lines (or realities) that occurs at exactly the same time. On world line 1 the events at 9am are happening normally. But on world line 2, events at 8:30am may overlap and occur at the same time as 9am on world line 1. Essentially Okabe jumps from world line 1 at 9am into world line 2 where it’s 8:30am and he would have perceived it as “time travel”. Keep in mind that there are an infinite number of spaces therefore an infinite number of overlaps can occur. Events from your you blinking right now could coincide world war 2 on a different timeline assuming things that occurred in timeline 2 were the same as your world line.

This might explain why Okabe himself didn’t have drastic changes in age or appearance as he skipped through world lines. Regardless, he was still getting older and didn’t matter if it was going into the past world line or future world line. Because he’s slipping through world lines, the time constant is normal which is 1min=1min. However if he was on the same world line, and did jump through time like the speed on light, 5 years could equal to 65 years.

As for the practical sides of how to time travel works, the Future Gadget 204 or FG204 time machine seems cool. The explanation behind how it actually works was lacking though. As for the plausibility of time travel, I believe it’s a controversial topic that can become true it the future. Just because we can’t prove the existence of time travel now, we shouldn’t disregard the potentials of technological advancements.

Kurisu Waifu is the best ❤

My Neighbour Totoro

Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!

Welcome to probably the most beloved childhood anime, My Neighbour Totoro. The big fluffy country-side racoon that sleeps all the time will capture your heart will his big fluffy belly and stubby hands. If you loved watching Spirited Away and love to immerse yourself in the supernaturals, this anime may just be for you 😉

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We start off with the Kusakabe family consisting of four members. Two daughters, Mei and Satsuki who are trouble makers from the start of the film. They were hiding from the “police” in the moving truck filled with furnitures. There’s also Tatsuo and Yasuko who are the parents. One has an eccentric personality while the other is as gentle as a feather. Who is who, you can see for yourself lol.

Another honourable mention is Kanta Ōkagi, who is a hardworking farm boy that has a big crush on one of the sisters wink wink. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed but at least his heart is in the right place. He is always helping out the sisters when they are in trouble.

The new house that the Kusakabe family moves into is supposedly haunted. The first appearance of anything supernatural was the soot spreaders or dust bunnies as the children called them. They had fun having a wild goose chase to capture them, eventually figuring out they were low level spirits made up of soot.

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After settling in, Mei was out and about on her adventurous acorn hunt in her backyard. She comes across a mini Totoro which lead her to find an even bigger Totoro. The chase led her to a secret passage which connects her backyard with the big ass tree. She follows the trail leading to the biggest Totoro that we all know and love.

Sleeping soundingly and squashily. Totoro was just a bundle of cuteness. Mei fell asleep on the big guy and eventually woke up in her backyard as Satsuki and her dad were trying to find her.

We discover that their mum is sick at the hospital with an unnamed illness. The kids desperately await for their mother to return home, brimming with hope. Until they get a notice from the hospital that her condition was getting worse and her return had to be postponed 😦

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Like many kids, Mei goes off on her own to try find her mother. And she gets lost…… Satsuki asks for the help of Totoro and Catbus to search for her sister. Turns out she wasn’t really that far away lol.

I’m not sure if the was an LSD induced trip or a common Japanese folklore but nonetheless it was very cute and entertaining. Considering this anime was made nearly 20 years ago, the animation,song and storyline are incredibly well done.

Our plot twist Waifu, Totoro!